Big book of Random and funny things, Bluestar [the dot read aloud .TXT] 📗

1. Run in the class yelling random swear words and kick the wall, then run to the teacher and say that the principal picked you for this class as a punishment and the reason is because the teacher is the meanest one in the building

2. Walk in class with your PJs on and take a nap at the teacher's feet, if they tell you to wake up yell "I was in the middle of a dream where you were less stupid" and throw a tantrum

3. Cry when theres a test, and walk up to the teacher demanding that you get this as a picture book

4. When you get an F, scream "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" in a funny accent

5. Doodle on your test where the answers should be

6. walk in class in sunglasses and a suit, carrying a water gun and yell "Freeze!" to the teacher and squirt him/her with it

7. During announcements, translate it into gibberish and when/if they sing some sort of anthem, start dancing to it

8. Crawl in the classroom as if dragging yourself and explain to the teacher that you caught a disease which means you can't walk and if the teacher says the world "The" then you will be forced to scream

9. Rip up your homework in front of the teacher and say "oops, sorry that was an accident"

10. When they want you to say a speech in front of the class say "Attention, llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama, that will be all" and act serious, walking back to your seat as soon as the class starts laughing

To be continued, sorry :)

Text: You may use these jokes by all means, the how to annoy guidlines could be made by someone else and I used it but these are just coming off the top of my head, No copyright intended and I don't want anyone to use this book unless I say YES!
Publication Date: 01-18-2012

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Dedication:
All those epic people who enjoy laughing and being annoying