Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection), DeYtH Banger [best novels of all time .txt] 📗
- Author: DeYtH Banger
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Everything is fine with all people… feeling happy going in happy life cycle…
THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS SHITLESS FUCJS GOT IN SOCIAL MEDIA AND EXPOSE OUTSIDE…
EVERYTHING SOUNDS GREAT
Like a suburban fun… area
.
.. LIFE as whole in their life looks great…
NO YELLING
NO ANGER
NO FAMILY TORTURE
NO FRIENDLY FIRE
NO TEAM KILL
Then… fucking then… a fucking bearded Muslim fuck… SLIM face dark hair… wide expression and comes and fucks the day of the people "Yup… I am trying to get throw life…"
ENERGY DRINKS… PORNOGRAPHY … DRUGS AND ALL TYPES OF ADDICTIONS HAVE INTO HUMAN BIAS MAINLU BECAUSE HAVE A PROMISE OF BETTER LIFE… CLOSURE… IMPROVING LIFE AND LIST GOES ON AND ON
I am sorry… I can't say this to you… I mean soona or later… vivid reader like is going to die… self-drown… or even commit suicide…
THAT'S HOW A WEAK MIND IN IT'S BEST WORKS AND FUCTION…
Everything is counterproductive... in the end we sum up the world
INTO LESS CLOSURE
ADDICTION
…
HATRED
FAME.. .
SHAME
AND LIFE SUCKS
You all gonna die… that's on what I today Bet … A bearded fuck has call you and has ruin a expression of weaker mind.
EMPTY…. BOTTOMLESS
LIVELESS
I call comedians wise people… I don't like people who read positive
Wisdom about life… all this fucks who were positive died…
ONE BY ONE… MAINLY BECAUSE OF THEIR BIASED IGNORANCE…
Don't think:
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BIATCH YOU ARE GOING TO GET MORE FAR THAN THAT
….
Life is a shame… BLAME cycle
Comedy: Yup, Hate
by DeYtH Banger
You just love it... you just love it... when you imagine somebody else hands on your dick... a women hands there... there fucking there... for you going up and down ... with the dick... putting it in the mouth and just wanting to digest you.
LET'S BE REALISTIC... IT'S PURE DIGESTION...
I hate people who repeat words and politics... and stories and just don't have what to say really to the people and then there comes the cock... and the biatch... blowjobs and handjobs are all about passion...
THIS BIATCH NEEDS TO BE PASSIONATE....
That's we all neeed, capital letters... for shouting and anger.... disturbed... and fragile and life goes on and on all pure levels.... I funny .... awesome great.... I joke about shit... and what I can't have friends?
There is a pure reason for being arrogant.. when things don't work and when promises get broken and people start dissapearing from you life... you get a kick and a punch... on your body... and once you got that
YOU ARE FUCKING... FUCKING DAMN READY FOR LIFE... IT'S TYPICAL BUCKLE UP
....
Life is short... God likes to fuck you over and over and again and again... it doesn't bother to ask you about your part of the story... you know this
MOTHER FUCKER... HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
THIS PRICK IS PURE GENIUS... BAD... EVIL... AND EVEN GOOD
When we started the whole conversation it made sense... we came here to God.. and nothing really makes sense. I am nowadays like a spring runner!
Going over pick-up topics...
LIKE:
- HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS?
- HOW TO COMMUNICATE?
- HOW TO TWIST LANGUAGE
- HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN
- HOW TO MAKE HER THINK ABOUT "YOU"
AND SHIT LIKE THIS... OVER AND OVER... PLENY OF TOPICS GOING AROUND... DEPRESSION, STRESS... EVEN READING 50 BOOKS... WATCHING PLENY OF STAND UP COMEDY, COMEDY SPECIALS, MOVIES, TV SERIES AND MORE AND MORE STUFF
...
IT JUST... JUST TOO MUCH
In your own language... if you start reading such shit you gonna find that talking and even communicating is very... very damn hard... it's fucking hard... we don't need some kinda Dale - FUCK... to know this!
.....
Comedy: Suicide (Part 1) by DeYtH Banger
LIFE is a weight… a big weight on your back…
IT'S ENDLESS CYCLE OF GETTING RAPE
Nobody really tells you in that in further in life you gonna get in shit.
SILENCE AND IGNORANCE
HATRED… AND SADNESS
Nobody is really answering soulless picture…
We all here… don't really have what to say…
NO PROGRESS AND NO CHEATING
FUCKING AND SCREWING UP
Life is empty as shit… in the end I go home I take a shower and I face myself… in front of a bathroom mirror.
SUCH AN ALIEN… FORM… SLIM AND GOT MUSCLES… GOT FEW MUSCLES…
BIG HANDS AND SMALL BODY… NOT REALLY AN ACTOR… BUT LET'S FACE IT BUTT TWADED TWAT… WE ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL THIS CREATURE, AREN'T WE?
One black guy is saying that he is economical and I should safe money…
SO HERE IS THE TIP FUCKING TWAT… I WON'T STARVE AND SECOND OF ALL GO HOME GIVE YOU MOM SOUP IF SPERM AND LEAVE YOUR FATHER TO RAPE YOU AND BROTHERS AND SISTERS LEAVE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES… AFTER ALL THIS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE LAST TO SEE YOU ALIVE
by DeYtH Banger
MY WORDS REALLY... REALLY FUCKING DON'T MATTER... SENSE OF LOST... SENSE OF ANGER... COMPLAINING...
My style isn't hard to get... you transform your problems into jokes... that's what I do... and that's what most comedians miss to say... but here is the truth... I hate my mom she sickoo... I hate my friends they are always like:
TELL IT TO YOUR OTHER FRIENDS... TELL IT TO YOUR SCREW UP FRIENDS... TELL IT TO YOUR APARTMENT FRIENDS...
I am there to throw a laugh... make people have a great day... then comes out a fucked up person who just fucks me over... and how am I supposed to deal with biatches like those?
I WANT SCREW UP FUCKS TO DIE MORE AND MORE AND MORE... I WANT MORE GRAVE PARTIES... CONSTANT WORRY AND EXPECTATIONS TO END UP ON THE GRAVE YARD... LOVELY PLACE... A PLACE WHERE CONSTANT BOTHER OF PEACE IN MIND IS HAPPENING
I had fun... little... but in the end getting ruined day... somebody waking me up with drama... hatred... anger.... violence...
AND NOW THIS TWAGS WANT RESPECT FROM ME... THEY DIDN'T GIVE TO ME RESPECT AND I AM GOING TO GIVE THEM SO EASY RESPECT?
WHY MY MOM DON'T END UP SOME KINDA A RAVE OR A TUNNEL FULL WITH DIRTY WATER... MAINLY... MAINLY BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT... RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE....
AND GOES LIKE THAT
DON'T DO THAT... WHY YOU DO THAT?... WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T DO THAT?... SILENCE AND SILENCE... SILENCE... WAITING ME TO SAY SOMETHING ENOUGH TIMES... SO HERE SHOUTING AND LOUD VOICE TO RUIN MY INNER CONFIDENCE IT WAS GOING LIKE.... GO THERE... GO THERE... YOU PIECE OF WOSIE... WOSIE... OR DUMB ASS... FUCK.... SHIT.... POOP.... BAG OF SHIT...
AND THE CONFIDENCE WAS GETTING RUIN AND
And.. .and... and... I am going to say this word if it's needed thousand of times... so it went like inner confidence destroyed some kinda fuck ruining my morning... my middle day goes like 2-3 hours of bother about the morning then the night comes and I am like:
YUP... YUP... ANOTHER DAY LOST... TOMORROW I PROMISE TO DO SOMETHING....
Dear fucking fucks... I am fucked up... mentally and physically broken promises... lies... , hatred.... constant getting screw up in life while getting up for another punch... broken soul and life goes on and on...
GOD IS GOING TO COME OVER.. I AM NOT A BELIEVER... BUT THIS FUCK IS GOING TO COME OVER AND SAY... PAY THE BILL... PAY... THE BILLL... PAY THE BILLL... YOU SICK FUCK... YOU SICK TWISTED FUCK... AND I AM GOING TO BE LIKE
... I AM OUT OF FUNNY... YOU SON OF A BIATCH... I GOT RIP OUT OF DREAMING... OUT OF FANTASIES... OUT OF LIFE... AND NOW YOU WANT MONEY?
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
MY MOM WAS WAITING PERFECT MOMENTS... LIKE SHE WOULD GO VERY MANIPULATIVE... LIKE TO MAKE ME FEEL THAT IF I DON'T DO THAT I AM GOING TO BE GUILTY... IF I DO IT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY... BUT BOTH SIDES I AM FUCKED UP... BROKEN PROMISES... LIES AND HATRED... ARROGANCE AND WITTY FUCKS... I AM NOT THE PERSON WHO I WANTED TO BE... I JUST WENT RIGHT THEN... LEFT... FORWARD AND RIGHT... DOUBLE RIGHT... LEFT AND BACKWARD.... IT SOUNDS LIKE TYPICAL SEX SCENE... BUT LET'S COME BACK... MY MOM WOULD ALWAYS TRY TO RUIN MY CONFIDENCE... I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AND SHE WILL BE LIKE
DON'T DO IT
DON'T DO IT
DO YOU SEE SOMEBODY DOING IT?
CONSTANT COMPARISON ... CONSTANT OF NOT BEING ENOUGH
AND LIFE CONTINUES
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