Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5), DeYtH Banger [best thriller novels of all time .TXT] 📗

tickets with different types of suicides:

- Getting smother by pillow
- Killing ypurself with a razor to the neck
- Cutting your veins with razor
- Hang yourself
- Shoot Yourself
- Put yourself into vacum… and kill yourself


The more creative way the macho kill himself the more footage and effects we give on TV … we need to make whole show with those perverts… when he is bad with girl and being rude and this turns him on… this fucking freak… needs to die… also the bitch we don’t need such freaks seeds on Earth… life is great without them. Comedy: NRight

 By DeYtH Banger


Suicide - Is natural game.. game about clarity… full attention… full level of focus… it’s whole new level of descipline. So if you think about suicide or even try to commit suicide… you go to prison stay there 14 years… in france… HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?


PRISON BECOMES YOUR SECOND HOME
NATURAL BENDING ROLL GAME



It’s comedy for god sake and people get offended on every daily base and are totally bias… no insults..  no offense… no gays… homo… in one sentence and let’s not be racist… do not hate… be edgy… fuck with people and definetly fuck with yourself… but not too far okay?



HOW ABOUT GO DEEP
FAR
AND GO GRAB
AND LET
AND LEAVE
AND FUCK OFF
STOP GOING WITH BEING POLITE YOU SUCK OKAY…

WHAT’S WITH THE DISEASE OF BEING COMPASSIONATE AND EMPHATETHIC AND NICE AND SO KN AND SO ON… THIS IS HUGE SYNDROME .. IT’S A FUCKING SYNDROME



What I have… what I have prepared?
1) You are judging too much
2) Too much Rules
3) Wait on the fucking line


Jokes are build with tension… if I tell you .. I ruin the whole magic of telling a joke.



What’s with snapchat? - It sucks… okay… ghost?
This snap shit got serious stalker issues… Instragram… getting around the wrong guys… we are not talking abput the cool guys… bit introverts which are making their lifes look way way fucking way coole.

Most people in instragram are fucking dompamine validation addicts hook up with serious stalking issues and definetly narcisstic… and self-centered… and selfish… - I little went far with the last ball rolling… but fuck it.


Facebook - What is all about?

- Everyone got nowadays a phone hooked up on it… we are not talking to serious creative thing… but more likely facebook… games… those fuvers are the next generation of self-esteem issues… THE COOL PART IS MORE WOMEN FOR THE NORMAL GUYS… AND ALSO NEW SET IF PROBLEMS
LONELINESS
ISOLATION





People post on facebook ideas… questions… bitch about shit…

HOW ABOUT GO GET A JOB?

Be at least once a smart guy and use it to get money… if you gonna bitch about and if you are so smart use those fucking tools?

OH YEAH I GOT IT
YOU SUCK
NOR GUTS FOR THAT
It’s so fucking pathetic!

Comedy: Offended

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh my goodness… People get offended it’s like a tumor… everyone is offended… filter up comedy… and we lose the whole comedy.



How to punish kids?
Tell him the real story from where  babies come from not the magic think out of the stomach this is as real as rabbit out of a hat… babies come out of dicks… get the kiddo… isolate this fucker (that’s how far dating advice helps), remove your jeans… pants or whatever you have on the down area… show him the pipe… real size… then orasal it tell them that’s level 2 mode 2… of kids getting into the stomach. Once that happens… the whole rabit… kiddo magic is over…



BIG FUCKING TRAUMA



People get offended… kids do not… but people as general hook point get .. life sometimes sucks… You are black - Definetly a slave

Have you thought as from religious point, but still I don’t have high expectations of whole nation of fairy tales believers… People die they turn to soul… and then some of the go to heaven, because believe in God and the other part goes to hell… because has made a mistake by doubting this bullshit maker, think about it.  All people die and they meet God and all together spy on humans…AND WHAT’S THAT?



24/7 Sicko TV?

I don’t want to live forever… I want to die and fuck it… BUT STILL IF THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL… NO INCARNATION.… NO ANY OTHER LIFE?

WHAT HAPPENS?

IT’S PRETTY SCARY!
YOU ARE BORN ALONE AND YOU DIE ALONE… THIS SHIT IS MACHO SHIT!




I want fuck a girl while I rip off her shoes and here whole bag package of clothes. I want to fuck girls because of their skill…

- Prepare Food
- Or Clean the rooms
- Wash my Clothes


After those activies … I want to fuck the bitch full on… whole level of hard on. Oh great… full adreanaline ON…. I was about to kill myself until I did what most psychologist suggest look … focud into others…I DID THAT!

Rip Off Fuck - One of my friends rips off women clothes… sounds like a screw up guy… LOW LEVEL OF PERMISSION SEEKER?

Jerk Off Fucker - This guy if he hears this he is going to get angry … but fuck that fuck he already bought me sone food … he got angry because of girl rejecting his unicorn world… so this fragile fuck what he deserves is hos message to be delivered… WHAT MAKES HOM HARD ON AND LESS TO GO AND TAKE ACTION IS WOMEN WHOCH HAVE SKIRTS… WHICH HAVE SUCH CLOTHES WHICH EXPOSE SO MUCH BODY THAT HIS DICK GOES ON… ONCE THAT HAPPENS HE GOES HOME AND STARTS FULL ON… FULL FUCKONG ON… GRABS THE HUGE RAPE PIPE… AND IT’S STARTS WITH BASIC STRANGULATION OF THE SNAKE PIPE … THIS FUCKER LOSES LIFE MOTIVATION AND PLAYS ALL BLAME MODE

I LOVE THAT GAME
HERE IS ONE TIP YOU DEAR MOTHERFUCKER

KILL YOURSELF

IT’S EASY WORD
AND EASY DONE THAN SAID





I heard that there are people with strategies and methods of how to get girls… let’s grab all anti social people… + the guys who hate the guys with tge cheat codes and start killing them… Rolling the ball…FULL KILL SEASON



I hate the Zumba fuckers… I am focusing on the fucks aka males… GO FUCK KILL YOURSELF… ZUMBA ISN’T FOR GREASY ABD CHEAT CODE MOTHER FUCKERS


People who learn dacing roll the ball you sick fuck… If you think dancing win women… You should rather wank a horse dick… It’s possible and it doesn’t requiere skills.


I heard that I got on my list pedophiles really fun people… Those guys got such issues that sweaty and sticky hands from candies won’t remove their hard on. .. Here is the thing the psychological issues which they have are so deep that problems like stickiness and sweat aren’t on the list. So let me get on the point the son of bitch told me that “I like small girls… small kids.” I was quitely excited… for that shot so I started pointing him out small fucks… I haven’t seen this guy in action… I HOPE SOON I SEE HIM.




Machos and Boxer… Your life us wasted less sleep… less brain cells… sounds like recipe for moron…  Go sing the song along… GO FOR IT

But wank a dick
Swipe all fucks
And Kill yourself

Easy set
Easy done
Cool action

Comedy: Offended 2

 By DeYtH Banger



I am here to support suicide… nobody does that… I am pro-suicide, that’s friendship.

Straight Guys - Just too dickish fucks
Homo - Something definetly Wrong with you guys
Trany - Definetly our Lord
Lesbians - This here is whole chaos theoey about black holes paradox.


People get offended… why?
Those fucking cave people need shit to complain…




Focus on Others
Focus On Others



One friend told me that he was lieing and stealing when he was a drug addict… Here is the deep diagnosis you were doing this because you were worthless piece of shit and pathetic… AS FOR NOW I AM NOT EDGY… JUST GETTING SOME MATERIAL DOWN FROM SOME MEETINGS WHICH I GO




“I was throwing phones at my mom…”
“She used to beat the shit out of me.”

Here is the thing bro… You are fucked up… you got mental issues… and I am not psychologist… but once I went to a psychologist… I said this when I went there…



“I got bored… I want to kill myself.”



He wasn’t really an expert… he hadn’t any tricks… some bullshit taken from internet and now spreads around the message that he has more stuff to learn… but he steals money from the people who he scams… HE HAS AN WEBSITE AND DEFINETLY INSIDELY FUCKED UP… CHRISTIAN CENTER?
REALLY, HE HAS BEEN THERE?



I stayed there like 5 days…on the fifth day I was full on… I AM LEAVING… AS FOR MY PSYCHOLOGIST HE HAS BEEN INSIDE FOR 8 YEARS!




So let’s back to the story… you jerk off while full on stalk mode?
Wow… what hell?
What’s your next privillige…?
Go rape few?
Go kill mankind with a crowbar?





So look how fucked up… we are… we belueve in made up fairy story about God and + we celebrate funerals… who is fucked up? Me or you?
I think that you are fucked up… mom… dad… father.. grandmother… aunt… uncle and etc… dies you get food and while this fuck is in coffin we eat food and stare at him then a pope comes… Which looks like a public sex… like a rape… touching… throwing water and other shitty stuff and we eat in front of corpses…



OH YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS
THIS IS MORE SICK THAN ME WATCHING AUTOPSIES AND EATING



I go to funerals because of the free food and definetly the dead guy paid for those low budged shit to be around… him… SO YAY!

I like birthdays… It’s way fucking cool you buy low budget piece of shot and you start eating free food more expensive than the present… Which reminds me… for my next birthday… I am going to prioritize the food based on how much the present costs…




If it’s 2 dollars

- You can get one cookie and two cups of drink
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T  YOU HAD ENOUGH?



If it’s 1 Dollar
- You can get two cups of a drink… on second thought…