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Plate IV Said William Tell, "And has this cuss For conquest such a passion He needs must set his cap at us In this exalted fashion?" And then the people gave a cry, 'Twixt joy and apprehension, To see him pass the symbol by With studied inattention!

Plate V At first the sentinel, aghast, Glared like an angry dumb thing; Then "Hi!" he shouted, "not so fast, You're overlooking something!" The sturdy Tell made no response; Then through the hills resounded A mighty thwack upon his sconce-- The people were astounded.

Plate VI Could Tell an insult such as this Ignore or pass? I doubt it! No, no; that patriotic Swiss Was very cross about it. The people, interested now, Exclaimed, "Here! Stop a minute If there's to be a jolly row, By Jingo! we'll be in it!"

Plate VII Said Tell, "This satrap of the Duke Is sore in need of gumption; With my good bow I will rebuke Such arrow-gant presumption." "Stand back!" the soldier says, says he; "This roughness is unseemly!" The people cried, "We will be FREE!" And so they were--extremely!

Plate VIII They dealt that soldier thump on thump (He hadn't any notion, When on Tell's head he raised that bump, Of raising this commotion); Tell's arrow sped, the people crowed, And loudly cheered his action; While Tell's expressive features showed A certain satisfaction.

Plate IX Now, when the cat's away, the mice Are very enterprising, But cats return, and, in a trice-- Well, Gessler nipped that rising. And when those soldiers lodged complaint (Which truly didn't lack ground), The people practised self-restraint And fell into the background.

Plate X And Tell, before the tyrant hailed, No patriot you'd have guessed him, For even his stout bosom quailed When Gessler thus addressed him:-- "As you're the crack shot of these Swiss (I've often heard it said so), Suppose you take a shot at this, Placed on your youngster's head--so!"

Plate XI "The bearing," as they say, "of that Lay in the apple-cation," And nobody will wonder at A parent's agitation; That anguish filled Tell's bosom proud Needs scarcely to be stated, And, it will be observed, the crowd Was also agitated.

Plate XII Said Gessler, "This is all my eye! Come, hurry up and buck up! Remember, if you miss, you die-- That ought to keep your pluck up. The flying arrow may, no doubt, Your offspring's bosom enter--" But here there rose a mighty shout: "By George! He's scored a centre!"
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