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AND ALCOHOL… GETTING CHANCE TO PUT A SWORD INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE


Everything which you about to read is new… and new… nowhere to be seen… is holy fuck new material. I have been put with those pick up guys, they are social situtational manipulators… I don’t make up shit… it’s true… Did you know that people can sue you for entering their pesonal space?
I don’t make up shit up, I wish I could make up shit like this out if my ass by sorry, I can’t do that. So imagine fucking a vagina …. Touching a female body until she decides…



I AM GOING SUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
LITTLE SNAP
THEN CRACK
THEN TRY TO WHIPE YOUR ASS AS GOOD AS HIDING YOURSELF FROM YOUR FUTURE MOLESTERS.

I wish I could be a manipulator, but I am not… still I like the people who die from cancer and tumor… IT’S LIKE GOD SAYING LOVE YOU WITH PERMENANT AND LIFE THREATENING ACCESSORIES
Imagine talking to a girl… having a touch… hug… a conversation… going almost where she lives the more you leave it for other day the more you gonna get lower and lower chances of meeting… THE IRONY YOU NEED INVESTMENT FROM HER AND IF IT’S POSSIBLE EVEN AND TO FORCE IT… IF YOU DON’T HAVE THAT SORRY GUYS… YOUR CGANCES ARE AS GOOD AS WATCHING YOUR MOM WHILE YOUR FATHER FUCKS HER OVER AND EVEN HE SAYING… “CONE ON THE BOARD TO FUCK HER”
IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS… IT COULD HAPPEN… WHICH REMINDS ME “NEVER” SAY “NEVER”.

“Arrogance”

- That’s how clear mind sounds of… less tocicity and honest with deep sharp edge…


“Rape”

- The bitch is beginng for it… FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE GOD… IS TIME FOR FUN… SEX FUN… RAPE COOL AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME? Comedy: Words 10

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I got sadder… my week sucks. “So Hey Hello”…, I am pretty lost into my material… “I am addicted… I got addictions…” I am from AN which means… Anal Norms… I am going to poop myself up… Sometimes people use and make up words “да го факаш”… or “да го шитнем”…Then they make it sound add up a meaning like this word  has been around for a long time.



“Language”



- It’s hook which I am going to use…:



French - The most gayish language… it’s the language of homo… if you are man and speaking very passionately french… IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A GAY

DON’T WORRY IT WAS BETWEEN ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW AND AFTER FEW SECONDS… MINTUTES AND LONG FUCKING HOURS IT’S BETWEEN ME… YOU AND THE WHOLE FUCKING AUDIENCE



German - Language of dominance that’s the language which real men, speak… focus on the words “Heil"…  "Mein Kampf” “Schrawz” it sounds pretty dominant… but this language doesn’t mask anything and fuck your sloggan…



“I AM COMPENSATING”


- Language which is wirking with stole English words and Bulgarian


Bulgarian - Cry it out loud… this language is failing all it’s potential… since the whole fucking creation… existence… I DON’T GIVE A FUCK OF THE GUY WHO HAS CREATED THE LANGUAGE OR THE HOMO COUPLES… BEARDED HOMOS… ANOREXIC BEARDED FUCKS…

THE LANGUAGE IS POOR OF VIBE… WASTED TIME AND NO EMOTION WHAT SO EVER

I mean… nowadays… I FEEL SO HOPLESS AND EXPRESSLESS… I STARTED TURNING THE WHOLE PROBLEM ON ME… BUT IT’S ON THEM… THOSE POOR… WORTHLESS HOMO COUPLE…



Russian - Nothing near to bulgarian language… because is most awful vommiting sounding language… ever created by Humans…


Anal Norms - I am still curious how does look a peeson who is addicted… or has got addiction problems in Arab … Turkey and as overall muslim countries is there are guy who goes like:

“I have problems… my moms hates me… and I Feel the need to blow myself with c4.”



Or

“Look men… I have had sleepless nights… I have never fuck, I am clean as fuck but still I want attention… I have deficit problem… I HAVE NEEDS WHICH NEED TO BE MET… LIKE BLOWING MYSELF UP.”

or

“Guys… life is awful… I HAVE AS FAR EXPECTIONS… AS FUCKING 20-30 VIRGINS… AND I AM THINKING ABOUT MYSELF UP.”


So sad guys… most comedians suck… the other part go over the top… out of limits, below the belt. So here is my honesty thrown at you… People who watch sports… they do it mainly because their life sucks… they idealise other men, because that’s their inner homo instinct and still the fat guy with the fat torso and the giant crouch area… is nothing more than one of those shitty fucksrs with giant dicks and balls. Those sports maniacs are worthless piece of shits!
Here I am for one thing not lie… not to make up shit… but focus on you… you are here because your life sucks… clear as that… clouds = clarity. Some people come here tell you stuff and fuck around with that me… I GET REAL SHIT PUT IT HERE…



Have you heard about emotional manipulation?
This is the thing pick up nerds do to get girls in the bed, the guy on TV to sell you a prodyct, the fucking waitress… smiles the main goal to keep you comfy the shit doesn’t end here…


I WAS HOPING THE PUNCHLINE TO DRY OUT AND TO DIE RIGHT NOW… RIGHT HERE… BUT SO WRONG


THE HOMELESS FUCK  WAS CRYING… WHICH KEANS CAPABLE OF EXPRESSING EMOTIONS STARTED MANIPULATING THE CROWD… SADNESS PROVOKES EMPATHY AND COMPASSION

I REWARDED THE FUCK BECAUSE OF THE MAIN PROCESS OF THE SOCIAL MANIPULATION

Comedy: Words 11

 By DeYtH Banger


I am giving here money just to keep up the fucking material on and also to make more and more of this shit… I MEAN IT WILL BE GREAT TO CALL HER FAMILY… MEMBERS… HER  FRIENDS AND ALL IF THEM TRY CRY BECAUSE THE KIDDO GOT A CANCER IN HIS MOUTH
GREAT
THAT’S GREAT MATERIAL.
. I CAN’T MAKE MY MATERIAL SENSITIVE AND DARK + TO SHOW OFF WITH GOD’S ACESSORIES
SORRY FOLKS… I AM NOT SO PRIVILIGED



The slogan behind “PUA” is “I know how to properly manipulate girls emotions…” Stop with the bullshit “I care for her” - No You don’t “I love her” - Nope, Wrong again… fucking wrong again… double wrong… you don’t like her… you fucking don’t love her… you are there because of what she got on the market…
“I really got feelings for her…”, “I think she is the right girl?”




WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING FAIRY TALE DID YOU READ?
Pick up artist is like a stick with disorders… when and why to put my other personality out… they are totally mentally fucked up creatures.

We got PUA’S with condoms in their pocket which means they are self-centered biggots.



“Hard to Get”

What’s with this barrier bullshit… I AIN’T PLAYIN THIS GAME 15 FLAKES… 20… I GOT A LIFE I DON’T HAVE ANY TYPE OF MISSION OF WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE

SORRY I DON’T HAVE THAT SORT OF GOALS

I still don’t get it… I AM PRETTY FUCKED UP… I CAN’T GET FREE PUSSY AND RIGHT NOW… I CAN’T DO OTHER PEOPLE’S MISTAKES?
ALSO IN THE SAME TIME I PAY TO FICK AND MY LIFE GETS ON THE CHOPPING BOARD OF GETTING LOST?

FROM DISEASES?
HOLY COW
HOLY GOD


God hates cheaters!
That’s all folks… nor less… it’s all!


But still prostitutes shaming?
Really?
You finish too fast?
You are too tall?


WHAT THE HELL?
DIDN’T I  CAME HERE ONLY BECAUSE I GOT SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEMS + THIS THEORY OF FUCKING AND PICKING UP WOMEN SOUNDS SO ALIENATING AND ANXIETY BUSTER BUILDER


“Holidays”


We need them… go grabakid.com… go Fuck Your Mom as for total must to read book, it’s nothing more fun than to se the mid section race the average families dudes… thinking that their rich they got credits out… they go get money from banks and after a while they are huge debt most if them… die from suicide the other part die from their own alcohol+ vommit.


HOW TO GET ON STAGE?

Get on fucking therapy you sick pick!
How to deal with girls and to be less anxious?
Stop being beta go pay for pussy to muster up some confidence and self-esteem… it’s not your fault that you are fucked up and screw up


AS WE CAN SAY
PAY TO GET SOME


For me being an nerd is awful, why?

Glasses… anxiety plus life … stress plus life… heart rate plus life… THIS IS TIC TAC… BOMB…Almost o ln the way to explode. Look guys… If I am thinking about killing myself I am going to read the Richard Dawkins Book about the selfish genes.

People are selfish they talk about the shit they know… they brag about how life has give tgem the wrong market value….

IT’S TYPICAL SURVIVAL TACTIC
IF YOU FUCK ME YOU GET THIS VALUE PRINCIPLES
IF NOT YOU LOSE THAT


FUCKING IS ALL ABOUT STATUS GAME.… SURVIVAL AND GETTING VALUE THE MORE YOU FUCK THE MORE VALUE YIU GOT ON THE MARKET?

Comedy: Words 12

 By DeYtH Banger


As overall I HATE WOMEN AWFUL SIDED PIECES OF CRAP.


If I start crying like a baybe or start making child noises at my age… I DEFINETLY GOING TO A MENTAL INSTUTION THE REASON IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH AND DEFINETLY NEED SOCIAL CALIBRATION


Which at first side goes as selling myself on the cheapest price, no it’s not funny it’s awful.

I am honest… correct… always on time and clean the trash out and I can’t get credit?



WHAT THE HELL?

Basical example of fully deformed creature!
Fucking an ugly girl it’s called inner psycholigical mental illness… it’s total insane… you are mentally fucked up.


The idea of pick up is go on and move on and go next that’s abrutly  shortcut motto…


HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF!
MY LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT BEING AND ANGRY BUBLE
IT’S NOT A QUITE SET OF… GO FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE




I am still on the market thinking about selling my parents on the long run… waste time shitty pile of shit on the short turn it’s like Gabriel hard on dick… macho… muscular guy… going on fitness being healthy.


I HOPE THOSE FOLKS DIE FROM BLOOD SHORTAGE


Ego queeen the screw up thing about those set of people is that their ego goes as far as narcissistic behavior, acting out selfish and ready to manipulate full on. We talk about live when we

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