The Uncontrollable, Lauren N. [ebooks children's books free TXT] 📗

would be very happy." I said innocently. Jacob came up. He picked up my bags.At least he tried to. " What the hell? How did you even carry these?" He asked, " What did you have in here, bricks?"" To your first question, I'm strong. To your second, yes, I do have bricks in there." I said simply. He looked at me weirdly. " I'm serious. They're my lucky bricks. When I'm seriously mad or sad, I put one in a sock and swing it at the wall. I hope you don't mind the banging or noise. I have a really short temper." I smiled sweetly. Everyone just looked at me in silence. " That's the hottest thing any girl could do." The one called Matt mumbled in the corner. " Or course it's hot. It's because I'm Kelsi Matthews." I said to the ceiling. He blushed. I chuckled. Oh, it's good to be me.
Chapter 4: Got a Prob Bob?

" What the fruck is this?!"I screamed, "Is this some kind of joke?!"I looked around in disgust. It was all -barf- pink.-_-. By the time Jacob was upstairs he was sweating rivers. " Wh-Wh-Wh- what is it n-n- now?" He asked out of breath. " Who told you I like pink? Pink is my worst enemy. It grabs you with its long fingers and suffocates you in brightness. I only wear for cancer awareness or whatever." I said pouting. ' Sorry." He mumbled. -_- Whatever. " Anyways, this means that I have to stay in one of you guys' room. Unless I meet the girls anyway," I said, " We'll see after introduction time." I said dropping my bags at the door. " Intro what?" Some guy with black hair and grey eyes said. Pretty smexii :3. " Introduction time! Since I only know like 2 of you guys and they're 12 other people in this house, if you would it this, I seriously need to learn.So what you guys' are going to do is sit in a duck, duck, goose circle. One of you will sit in the middle of our duck, duck, goose circle, say your full name -middle and last included- your age, height grade, birthday, favorite color, and hobbies. I made it up when I was in 3rd grade. I still love it" I said leading them all downstairs to the living room. I showed them what to do, and 2 minutes later, we were ready to play.' Okay, I go first. You already know my name. Anybody remember?"I asked.One person raised their hand. Black and crimson hair with blue eyes.That is just adorable :3. " The whole thing?" I asked suspiciously pointing my finger at his eyebrow. Yes, in America that is rude, but, you know, I'm a rude person :3. He nodded. Hey, quiet is still sexy. Or should I say handsome? " Say it." I said simply. " Kelsi Kanoko Adriana Rina Marisol Matthew. That's a very pretty, ethnic, and beautiful name if you ask me." He said smiling sweetly. i BLUSHED. i just couldn't help it. I heard all the 'oohs' and 'aaahs'. Jerky smurfs. " Shut it you peas. Anyways, I am 16, turning 17 this year.on April 24 ( Author's note: My birthday (^.^) ). 1995 is the year.I'm a junior. I'm 5'3. My favorite color is black. My hobbies are singing, dancing, reading, writing, anything, and drawing. Now as my game goes,one of you have to repeat it all to go." I said smiling. Me smiling throws everyone off all the time. It's fun to see them squirm. " I think I do." Said the adorable guy who made me blush. " Oh really? Lets see how you do," " Now say it. Out loud. Wait! Twighlight moment." I sang. Some grumbled. " Got a problem with the Twilight? Go suck a diznick." I stuck out my tongue. Some guys looked confused. " A diznick is a dick you dumbasses. Just take out the i-z-n and there you go. Though I doubt you guys have one since you guys have been laughing like a couple of 6 year olds high on sugar and helium." I mumbled. The other guys tried to suppress their laughter. It didn't really do anything though. "Anyways adorable one, you can start." I said yawning. When did I get so tired? It's been more2than weird and unusual day. Bree Bree is gonna flip when she sees these hottie la mates ( luh-mo-tees) with their swimmers bodies. " Your name is seriously long, but still really pretty. Kelsi Kanoko Adriana Rina Marisol Matthews. You're turning 17 on April 24. You were born in 1995. You're a junior.You're 5'3. Umm, your hobbies are singing, dancing, writing anything, uh reading, and drawing. Your favorite color is black. I think that's all." He said staring into space. " Ok. Your turn. You have to pick anyone else, but whoever you pick has to pick me to recite it since I'm the only one who doesn't know you guys well," I said, " But having a photographic memory really helps. Is it weird though that I forget things ALLOT even though I have a photo memory? It all sees to get lost in my head until I searched enough to find it. My head is like a vast ocean of turtles." I said with my eyes getting heavy. " Umm, are you okay Kelsi? You look a little dizzy." Adorable one ( Matt) said. He was worried. That's so sweet. " I- I don't know... I just feel really -" I couldn't finish my sentence. I just felt myself collapse on the floor. The noises around me muffled and then, everything was silent.

Chapter 5: They're gonna rape me!!

I woke up groggy on a bed. A really pretty one. Thank the tacos it wasn't pink. So where was I? " あなたが起きていますか( Have you got up?)" A voice said. " Whoops! Still speaking in Japanese." it said. " No, I understand you. You asked me if I was up. Well, now I am. I just wasn't gettin' enough sleep this week so it seems like it caught up with me." I said sitting up at the girl. She was full blown Asian and it showed. That baby face makes me wanna kidnap her. ^.^ I chuckled to myself. I could pull it off though. " You understand Japanese?" She said looking confused. " I'm part Japanese actually. I speak it too." I said smiling. " Awesome! Oh, and before I forget, the guys wanted me to give you this. It's the list of all the things you asked for during something called Intro Time? Anyways, Nicole and I put our on there too. The guys are waiting for you downstairs to see if you're ok. By the way, I'm Krystal, but you can call me Krissy, or Kris, or whatever you wanna." She stuck out her hand for me to shake. She talked so fast I had to blink a few so I could decipher what she said in my head. I think I'm gonna like this chick. " I'm Kelsi. Hi there Krissy. Since our names are alike, we should the best of girly friends," I said smiling, " Anyways, I'm fine now so let's go downstairs. She nodded. I got up with her, went to the door, and made me way down the stairs. As soon as I jumped down from the second to last step, all the guys got up and rushed over. " No! Krissy, help me! They're gonna gang rape me!" I screamed and ran behind her. She gave a whole new meaning to rotfl ( rollin' on the floor laughing). Matt, my adorable little child, came up tp me smiling. " Glad to you're back in shape. Anyways, today is Friday so let's do something! I'm bored!" He pouted. *________* Why is he so damn cute?! I just wanna rape him! The thought made me laugh so hard. I was just on the floor, rolled up like a ball, laughing like a mad woman. When I was done, I gave my creeper smile, and started laughing like peter griffin slowly. Total creeper status! ^.^ Yay! No one can steal that away from me. " You know what little Matthew? You're just too adorable. You shall be my little brother. But first you gotta hug me ^.^" I said smiling. " But I'm older than you." He said pouting. I'm seriously gonna rape him... " One month doesn't count. Please ?? This is your brother-ship confirmation! Plus you're just so damn cute... I'm not gonna finish that sentence. Anyways, please? It'll make me happy." I smiled innocently. " Oh what the hell. Fine come here big sis." He said with his arms open. " ^.^ Yay!!" Instead of hugging him, I ended up tackling me, but it still counts. " Damn you're strong. I have a feeling you're gonna kill one of us soon..." He said chuckling with me still hugging him on the ground. ^.^ I like that idea.

Chapter 6: Your parents are who?!

"Leta go to the mall." I declared. Nicole and Krissy squealed. Matt smiled. The others groaned. " Oh, come on! It's a new place I have to live in so I have to go shopping! Brianna'll come with us!" I pleaded. I know it was a bad excuse but get off my tip. I'm good at ling in this type of situation.. So bite me.Their ears perked up. " Who's Brianna?" Jacob asked. When did he get in front of me? " Wow. You must be really girly hungry. I didn't