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"EXCUSE ME ALL OF YOU GREEN SMURFS! I GOTSA GET THROUGH!" I yelled loudly

Still. Nobody moved. I was about to scream when Logan interjected.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY!" He roared

Everyone scrambled away, frightened. Logan pulled me towards the school.

"Why'd they moved when you yelled but not when I yelled?" I pouted

"Because you said excuse me. If you want people to listen you have to be mean." He stated

I glared and pouted some more. He halted and turned to me smirking.

"It's alright. You're just too nice to be scary." He said

I pouted even more and jutted my bottom lip out. "It's not fair green smurfs should tremble at my presence. After all I am the Queen of the Red Smurfs. The kindest smurfs in the world." I said sighing happily

"What's your name You Highness?" He asked

"Queen Red Smurf." I stated

He laughed and I pouted again when I remembered the green smurfs weren't scared of me.

He leaned forward a bit my lip.

"Ow Freak-nut!" I shouted rubbing my lip

I mustered up a mean glared and scrunched my face up, "Stupid evil vampire alien dude." I muttered quietly

"I'm not a vampire alien." He said throwing his hands into the air

"Fine then your a green smurf. A red smurf would never to that to anybody." I pouted

He leaned forwards a placed a light kiss on my lips. I smiled and pressed my lips harder against his.

"I love you, even though you an evil green smurf." I murmured against his lips

"Thanks." He chuckled and deepened the kiss

"Hey! No PDA!" Someone yelled

I reluctantly pulled away from Logan. Standing in front of us was Logan's football couch.

"Hey coach." Logan said shyly

Coached narrowed his eyes, "Get them grades up yet Carter?"

"Psh! Hecks yeah!" Logan lied

Coach's eyes narrowed even more, " 'Cause if you don't. You know the consequences, right?"

"Yes sir." Logan said

Coach briskly nodded and stalked off.

"Please help me get my grades up?" Logan begged

"I donno...mmmmm...mmmmm...I don't think my fellow red smurfonians will appreciate me helping our greatest enemy. But okay." I said thoughtfully

He sighed, "You REALLY gotta get over this smurf/alien/vampire thing."

"Do not!" I yelled

People turned our way but I didn't care.

"Katie, be quiet." Logan said

I glared at him and attempted to stalk away. Key word: Attempted.

Logan grabbed my waist and slammed my back into his rock hard chest.

"Logan!" I whined

"Yes babe?" He asked

"That hurt!" I pouted

He turned me around, "I am sorry."

I narrowed my eyes trying to see if he was lying. When I saw truth in those three words I smiled and leaned up to kiss him.

He kissed me back and started back me up. My back hit a locker, he licked my bottom lip and I willingly parted my lips. Our tongues met half way and when they did those sparks that I feel every time he touches me shot through me.

The sparks heightened my need for him. I tangled my hand through his dirty blonde hair, holding his face securely to mine. His hand cupped my cheek as he deepened the kiss and pushed me further into the lockers.

I bit his tongue playfully and that caused him to groan. He pressed himself closer to me and ran his hand down my side.

His hand cupped my ass and lightly squeezed it. I pulled back.

"Class." I choked out

"Ditch." He offered

I shook my head and willed my breathing to slow down.

"We have to go." I said disappointed

Logan noticed this and kissed me again, slowly this time.

"We don't have to." He murmured

I kissed him again, "We do."

He groaned, "Fine."

"See you in Bio." I whispered

"Love you." He said pecking my lips

"I love you too!" I said happily

I skipped to my class which had already started.

"Nice for you to join us Ms. Thompson." Mr. Head said sarcastically

Mr. Head is his real name. Weird....

"I know sir. I'm just awesome aren't I?" I asked

"Sit down Ms. Thompson." He said all too seriously

"Don't get grumpy with me Mr. Head. I'm a red smurf." I said crossing my arms over my chest

"What?" He asked confused

"Me.Said.I.Is.A.Red.Smurf." I said slowly

"Sit down." He growled

"Of course sir. All ya had to do was ask." I said flicking his forehead

Everybody laughed quietly and I looked around. My eyes landed on a kid I had never seen before. He had light brown hair and hazel-green eyes. I approve.

"Go to the office now Ms. Thompson." Mr. Head sneered

"Wait! I gotta say Hi to the new kid." I groaned, "Hello, new kid. My name is Kaitlyn Shianne Thompson! What's your name?!" I asked skipping over to him

"Ms. Thompson!" Mr. Head yelled

I innocently turned back to him, "Yes sir?"

"Office now." He ordered strictly

"Do I look like I take orders?" I questioned

He narrowed his eyes. We have always had this hate/hate relationship. Ever since the first day of junior year when I accidentally spilled his coffee on him. It was an accident Dude. Get over it!

"Do I have to call the principle down here?" He asked

"I just wanted to say Hi to the new kid!" I groaned

"Go now." He ordered

"Calm your freak-nut head." I told him turning back to the new kid

Everybody laughed loudly at that. I shrugged and looked expectantly at the new kid.

"The name is Carter. Jason Carter." He said dramatically

I looked him like he was crazy, "Okay Carter, Jason Carter. Hey, that's my boyfriends last name!" I told him

I took the seat next to him and looked at him with wide eyes.

"Ms. Thompson! I told you to go to the principles office." Mr. Head called

"I promise I won't be bad anymore." I pouted

His glare softened and he turned back to the board. I smiled triumphantly and turned back to Carter, Jason Carter.

"So yeah! Are you related to my boyfriend?" I asked in a hushed whisper

"I don't know who your boyfriend is Babe." He smirked and set his hand on my thigh

Hell no.

I pushed his hand away and glared at him. He put his hand back higher this time.

I jumped from my seat, "Mr. Head! This freak-nut won't stop touching me!" I shouted

Mr. Head glared at me, "Office now."

"But he was touching me!" I complained

"Office." His voice rang with finality

Glaring at the new kid I grabbed my back and walked up to the front of the class. I walked up to Mr. Head who was looking at me suspiciously.

"The new kid Jason Carter is a green smurf and cannot be trusted. Mr. Head is also a green smurf slash blue alien! He cannot be trusted either, Thank you everybody!" I yelled, flicked Mr. Head's forehead and ran out the door

After I got out of the classroom I ran to the office. I opened the door and gasped at who I saw there.

All bloody...

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I wrote this when I was really hyper. Me being hyper is a VERY bad thing sometimes.

Yeah my friends are scared of me when I'm hyper but hey? Who cares?

I don't that's for sure.

Well bye and remember...aliens are blue and smurfs are green.

Goodbye everybody!!!!

Hope you lyked it :Q
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Publication Date: 06-21-2011

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