I Love My Bestfriend?! Uh-oh VIII, Alyza [ereader with android .TXT] 📗

Beep! Beep! Beep!

I aimlessly moved my hand around trying to shut off my alarm. FINALLY I hit the off button but by that time I was already fully awake.

I groaned and tried to sit up but something was holding me down. Looking to my right I saw

Logan snuggled up against me, seeming perfectly at ease.

I leaned over and shook him, "Logan."

He just snuggled closer to me and tightened his grip around my stomach.

"Loooogan." I whispered

"Logan, Logan, Logan." I said bouncing up and down

"Baby, stop moving." He groaned

"Logan, Logan, Logan, Logan." I chanted, still bouncing up and down

"Stop." He groaned

I pulled my hand from under his arm and flicked his ear.

He groaned and lifted his hand to his ear. I flicked his nose, and when his hand went to his nose I flicked his ear again.

His hand went to his ear so I flicked his nose. When I was about to flick his ear again, his hand shot up and grabbed mine.

"Don't do it again." He said with his eyes close

I pulled my hand out of his grip, flicked his ear before hopping out of the bed and ran to the bathroom.

I shut the door and locked it. Throwing the shower curtain back I started the shower, stripped, and hopped into the warm shower.

I took a quick shower. When I got out I screamed.

"Logan! What're you doing in here?!" I yelled in shock

He looked over at me and his eyes raked my body. His eyes slowly looked up at my face. I'm pretty sure I'm as red as a cherry.

"Sorry." He muttered, not sounding sorry at all
I snapped out of my shocked state and grabbed my towel, wrapping it around me tightly.

"What're you doing in here?" I asked again

He suddenly smirked, "What do you think?"

"I think you came in here to perv." I stated

"It's not perving because you're my girlfriend and I have the right to look at you." He retorted

"You don't have the right it I don't allow it." I said smugly

"Can you really deny me my rights?" He asked

"Yes, It's my body." I said

"But I claim it." He replied

"You can't claim another’s body unless you're married. Even then you can't sooo.....?"I trailed off smirking

He narrowed his eyes, "If I take your virginity then can I claim your body?"

"Who said your gonna be the one to take my virginity?" I asked raising a brow

"Me." He said simply

"And what if I don't want you to take my virginity?" I asked

"You and I both know you do." He smirked

"Any guy would love to take my virginity. I could ask a stranger to do it.” I said

"Don't play with me." He growled

"Just sayin'." I said putting my hands up in the air, in surrender

"Well don't say that." He said looking away

I walked up to him and wrapped my arms around his.

"I was just kidding." I whispered in his ear

He turned around in my arms so he was facing me and hugging me back.

"I know but Freddy is going to be mine." He said in all seriousness

I laughed, "Thought you didn't like the name Freddy."

"I like the name very much if I'm the father of the baby." He said tightening his arms around me

"Yeah...Freddy's not going to be in the picture for a while." I said

"We'll see." He said smirking as he walked out of the bathroom "I'm irresistible!" He called back

I scoffed loudly and walked into my room where he was sprawled out across the bed.

"Out." I said pointing to the door

"Nah." He said putting his hands behind his head and crossing his ankles

"Get out." I groan

"Nope." He said popping the P

I run a hand through my hair and let my other hand drop the towel.

Watching in satisfaction as he gasped and started squirming around.

"You gonna get out?" I asked walking over to my closet

I looked back at him and he had a pained expression on his face as he watched me.

"Something wrong?" I asked innocently as I rifled through my closet

I pulled out red short-sleeve shirt and a pair of dark wash skinnies. Then I walked out of my closet and over to my dresser, completely ignoring Logan.

I pulled out a black bra with a red bow in the center and matching panties. I slipped on the panties and looked over at Logan who was staring at me lustfully.

I grabbed my bra slowly. Logan always was a boobie man. Slowly I buckled it, smirking when he groaned.

I put my pants on, buttoned and zipped them up. When I went to reach for my shirt Logan magically appeared in front of me.

OH MY GURSH NURSH! MY BOYFRIEND IS A MAGICIAN!

How FUCKING cool is that?!

"Are you a magician?" I asked with wide eyes

He frowned at me like I was crazy, "Pardon?"

"Are you a magician or vampire or alien. Oh! Maybe your a rainbow unicorn that has magically powers!" I yelled

"What's wrong with you? You've never acted like this." He said hesitantly

"Acted like what?!" I yelled, smiling widely

He cringed, "Like...this. You're never this...weird."

"So you're saying I'm weird now huh?!" I asked; well screech in his face

Attractive I know. It's just something about me. Yeah, I'm awesome. Yup. Coolio Dude. Coolio. Smoothly awesome. Uh-huh work is baby. Oh yeah.

"I didn't say that." He said defensively

"We are SO not making Freddy!" I yelled at him

"I didn't call you weird!” He yelled, horror written on his face

"I don't care! I am NOT making Freddy with an alien! He'll look all blue and...stuff!" I humph, crossing my arms over my chest

"Blue?" He questions "Why would he be blue? Aliens aren't blue Katie."

"Yeah-huh!" I yelled with a frown on my face

"No they're not!"

"Then what color are the dip-wad?!" I asked, my frown deepening

"They're green." He said

I gasped, "Nu-uh! They're blue! Ask anybody!"

He looked at me like I was crazy, "Where the FUCK have you EVER heard that aliens were BLUE?"

"The internet. Duh." I said pursing my lips

He scrunched his face up, "I'm pretty sure the internet says they're green."

"NO! They're BLUE! YOU FREAK-NUT!" I yell furiously
"They're GREEN FIRST OF ALL! AND FREAK-NUT? WHAT THE HELL?!" He screeched

"That's SOOOO not attractive." I told his matter-the-factly. I set my hand on his shoulder soothingly, "It's alright though. I still love you. Even though you're stupid and think aliens are green. It's alright."

He flexed his jaw with a slight smile on his face, "Aliens are green."

"How many times do I have to tell you?" I asked calmly "Aliens are blue."

He set his hand on my shoulder, "They're green."

I flared my nostrils and shrugged his hand off, "Nu-uh!"

"Yeah-huh!" He shouted

"No!" I yelled in his face

"Yeah!"

"No!"

"Yeah!"

"Nu-uh!" I yelled poking his shoulder roughly

"They're GREEN!" He yelled getting in my face

"They're BLUE! Dip-shit!"

"They're GREEN! Ass-wipe!"

"No! They're BLUE YOU LINT-LICKER!" I shouted

"No!" He shouted

"Yes!"

"NO!" He roared

"YES!"

"NO!"

"NO!" I yelled trying to trick him

"YES!" He yelled

"Thank you!" I yelled exasperated

He looked at me in disbelief then suddenly smiled, "I taught you so well!"

"What-ever!" I scoff

"I taught you everything you know." He said smugly

"Nu-uh! Your lint licker self didn't even know aliens were blue." I said glaring at him

"Because they're not!" He said throwing his hands in the air

"You already admitted they are." I pointed out

"You tricked me into saying yes." He stated

"I did not!" I said appalled "I would NEVER do such a...THING!"

"Why're you acting so weird today?!" He asked with wide eyes

"I'm not acting weird!" I yelled defensively "Yup! No Freddy making for you, ever!"

"Why?!" He asked

"You called me weird." I glared, crossing my arms over my chest

"I didn't say you were weird! I said you're acting weird!" He said in a rush

"Same difference." I pouted

"It's different! Being weird and acting weird are two TOTALLY different things!" He explained

"Same difference." I mutter again

He came up to me and wrapped his arms around me, "I'd never call you weird babe."

I almost melted into his touch but then I remembered something. Jumping away from him I crouch into a ninja stance and narrowed my eyes.

"Stay away from me you BLUE ALIEN!" I yelled

"Do I look blue to you?!" He asked sticking out his arm

I cautiously walked up to him and grabbed his arm. Carefully expecting him I came to a conclusion.

"You're a vampire!" I gasped

He chuckled lightly and shook his head.

Suddenly my hand connected with his cheek.

"How the FUCK could you let a VAMPIRE bite you?! Are you an IDIOT?!" I screeched as a tackled him to the floor, straddling his waist

"I'm not a vampire!" He yelled cradling his cheek

I pinched his arm and flicked his ear, "Bet you can't feel this can you vampire man?"

"Stop! It hurts!" He whined

"Liar! Vampire can't feel pain!" I said flicking his nose

"I can feel pain because I'm not a VAMPIRE!" He yelled gingerly touching his nose

I flicked his forehead roughly, "Vampires are bad! DON'T YOU FREAKING KNOW THIS?!"

"I'm not a vampire!" He yelled flipping us so he was straddling my waist

"Get off me you evil Vampire Alien...dude." I struggled under him

He ignored me and started leaning down. My eyes widened and I struggled more. OH NO! HE'S GONNA BITE ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! OR BE A VAMPIRE! I LOVE HUMAN FOOD!

I DON'T LIKE BLOOD! IT MAKES WE WANNA THROW UP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If I become a vampire I'll never be able to play soccer again because I'll burn in the sun if I go outside. And you have to play soccer inside.

I'll never be able to see my Mom or Dad again. I won't ever be able to-

My thoughts were cut off as a pair of lips lay themselves on mine. Sparks went through my body and I found myself kissing back.

Who cares if he's a vampire alien? They have those...Right? They can't be that rare.

I wrapped my arms around Mr. Vampire Alien and kissed him passionately.

He nipped my bottom lip. Suddenly reality came back to me. I was kissing a VAMPIRE ALIEN! Now I'm gonna become one!

I don't wanna be a vampire alien!

I broke away from the kiss and started sobbing.

"Katie? What's wrong?" He asked worried

"I'm gonna turn into a vampire alien!"