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Comedy: Talent

 By DeYtH Banger


Got, God, God… gave me talent… you don't have talent…

MILLION THOUGHTS SPINNING IN MY HEAD… PLENY OF DATA MY EYES SEEING AND MY MIND GOING THROUGH. .

If you were ordinary man like me… you were going to dooze of wanting to die… Probably I am not ordinary …


PLENY… FUCKING PLENY AVERAGE PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY… FROM DIFFERENT CAUSES…


I am sure my name is not on that list…


I have got a talent… based upon patience… being patient and even some fucked up kids.. . From fucked up town… Wanting me to be their clown…


ALWAYS WE ARE ADS ON WHICH IS WRITTE N STUFF LIKE CIGARS KILLS… PHONES KILL… BUT IT REALLY NOTHING HAPPENS FROM THIS ADVERTISEMENT YOU NEED A WORD… I NEED A SOLDOM OF EXORESSION.


I CALL WORLD A PATIENT FUCK.. . I WAS ONCE AND TWICE PATIENT..  NOTHING REALLY HAPPEN….

PEOPLE WANT YOU TO FACE PATIENCE… BUT LET'S BE HONEST WE DON'T NEED IT.



..THEY… … OH FUCK THEY…


WANT ME TO be their fucking show man… but it takes too much energy and after all… It doesn't suprise ME that some ordinary fucks use SUBSTANCES to get into life… as for me… I don't need that…


I GONNA GET READY TO FACE GOD… IN IT'S TRUE COLOUR…


I am not screaming… nothing fucked up about me is out… I am not sick fuck… I am not a guy with anger issues… I am not person who wants to be center.



I AM A SECONDERY MAN…


Comedy: Bitch

 By DeYtH Banger


Comedy on bits is a real bitch.


ISN'T IT STRANGE PEOPLE "LIKE" BAD AND DISGUSTING THINGS AND IN THE END THEY SAY "YOU DON'T FEEL ME.."…!??


OKAY! ARE YOU SOME KINDA WHITE NIGGA… FULL WITH BAG OF SHIT?


Look it from this side most people living on this planet right now are ignorant…


FUCKING GOD DAMN IGNORANTS


FUCKING IGNORANTS


I don't see or express myself in ignorant way… what I do to get somewhere I study plenty of POV's then I come out with few friends… and I start telling them stories around what I have learn.


BY DOING DIFFERENT TYPE OF PROCESS… I CLEAN UP MY JOKES… I FIX THEM… I CHANGE THEM… I UPDATE THEM…







Under ignorant fucks the people who get there are people who tell the same stories over and over… probably because once they have been accepted and their self-esteem is based mainly from this stories and in the same time… the same fucks are going to the same… place.



ISN'T IT SOME KINDA MADNESS????

THIS WHOLE THING?

I ACCEPT OPEN MINDED PEOPLE… I LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MINDS ON THEIR HEAD TO THINK… THIS HERE NATION DOESN'T NEED PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS!


Yesterday one guy was playing with his hairy legs… I am not a homophobic person… but this thing doing while staring a cute girl is so fucked up and conjured up… I just don't have words. I asked a girl for a location… and she was smiling while saying the location…



THERE ARE SOME FUCKS WHO DON'T GET JOKES… MAINLY BECAUSE OF LACK OF SLEEP… BUT OTHERS GET THEM AND HAVE PLENY OF FUN…




I SOUND LIKE A BITCH WHICH BRAGS ABOUT EVERYTHING… BUT YOU DON'T GET COMEDY … YOU JUST DON'T GET IT… COMEDY IS FOR OPEN MINDED PEOPLE… IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL MAKING A JOKE.


Most comedians skip such topics like this one… but I am going to tell you… absorb and absorb PLENY of material… you go out and start looking others people do and you make it into a joke.



VAGINAL FUCKER…

GOD DAMN SICK FUCK




This is what the stupid people say when they get without words.

Being observant and knowing stuff is today's joker!

Comedy: Gick Up

 By DeYtH Banger


Lack of waiting… lack of presence..  Lack of sleep.


IT'S JUST NEW FORMULA OF HOW YOU NEED TO LIVE… THAT'S HOW PEOPLE NOWADAYS LIVE… PEOPLE DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP… THEY ARE IGNORANT OF DETAILS… THEIR IGNORANT OF PROBLEMS.


They are fucking ignorant and in the same time they live… a life… I am not trying to be a screw up guy… I am just honest…. I facing pledge of honesty.


SO BYE TO ALL PIECE OF SHITS… BAGS OF SHITS WHO DO AS WORK LIEING AND LIEING


I at least did something!

So here is what happening abusive relationships are on the strike… on rampage… Looking how a girl creates damage into a male human and how male on female… this action is a constant cycle.


While we observe that just face it.. . People open their mouth typically males and they put next their open mouth a fist…


OH GOD… OH GOD…

OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKS…


YOU SICK VAGINAL FUCKERS


WHAT IS YOUR BODY LANGUAGE TRYING TO EXPRESS?…

You want a cock?
You want to show which direction you have choose n in life?





LET'S GO OVERALL


People always trying to impress someone by using social media.. . Facebook, Instagram, Twitter all types of media which gives you a chance to express yourself.


REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

Genius inside and fucked up… screw up kid outside… just do you feel me? This here is the constant abbreviation.. . Of humanity.


SO TODAY AND YESTERDAY I WAS LOOKING AT DICKS… I WAS TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM CALL "GAYS"… I MEAN… I WANT TO GET THE IDEA OF HOW THA FACK MALE PERSON GETS THOSE DAMAGED FANTASIES?


I MEAN WHAT IS IT THE PEOBLEM?

HIS DADDY HAD ISSUES?
HIS MOMMY WAS DAY WHORE… NIGH TIME LESBIAN?
HIS FATHER HAD SEX WITH DRUGS?
HE WAS SLEEPING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED?
HE WATCHED TOO MUCH PORN… AND KIBDA GOT ADDICTED TO PLAYING WITH HIS COCK… AND THIS BIG BOY… THIS SHITTY FUCK… JUST DIDN'T HAD IT ENOUGH… HE WANTED MORE… LIKE TWO COCKS DOING THE SAME SHIT..

….


AND AS A MAN OF PATIENCE HE JUST WANTED TO TASTE SOME SYROP…  AND WHY NOT TO GET IN TIME OF 5 MINUTES 2 ALMOST HALF OF CUP OF WHITE SYRUP?…


It's still disgusting the whole thing… to want to do friendly fire aka sucking a dick… nothing horny about that… dick like all others… PLENY of blood vessels… mushroom on the head and some kinda pipe with two balls and this SHITTY aka junkie produces… "Piss" and "Cum"…

DID GOD WANTED TO TEST MALES?… IF NOT DOES REALLY GOD EXIST… BECAUSE BIBLE SAYS THAT THIS ROAD IS SINFUL…


But it's not their problem… it's God's Glitch… I mean God made a mistake… probably he wasn't sure what to create male or female human so… he created male while thinking about female…


AND THAT'S HOW GAY PEOPLE EXIST… THIS GOD IS VERY SLOPPY FUCKER


It bothers me the thought of what happens with male body … doesn't it make you less euphoric and more likely to lose a boner?

I empathize to the female nation… I am not sure how they even are interested having to do with a stinky fuck something…

THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF FUCKING… AND ORAL LOVE AND SUCKING FEET… FOOTJOB… HAND JOB.. . ALL OF KINDS OF TRICKS OF A DISGUSTING FUCKER…


I was reading a book about the dick.. . That it has a gagging mechanism while we go for a deep throat…





I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY…

LESS CLOSURE
LITTLE DISTANCES
AND LESS SPERM

Comedy: Beck Up

 By DeYtH Banger



I feel you… I understand you… no need for to start rolling with dick and playing with it… Just need for that.


ALL PEOPLE HERE ARE SOME KINDA DEPRESS FUCKS… WHO ARE FUCKED UP… PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE TALENT BUT THEIR FUCKING PARENTS ARE IGNORANT… I GOT A TALENT…

WHILE I BANG A CHICK… I CONSUME FOOD… THE WHOLE PROCESS TIRES ME Up



So the thing is that one-legend person knows the most east way out and people without teeth… know how to have fun and people with few teeths know the best drugs.

AND LIFE IS LIKE THAT CONSTANT CONCLUSIONS


It's difficult always to consume data, when we live a worod of distraction… of constant distraction.. . It's not really healthy but it happens.


BABIES… ANPTHER EXAMPLE OF SLENDER ROASTED FUCKERS


Nothing is wrong with rage, anger and plenty books going hand in hand. It's comedy the show continues… filtering jokes… like a crazy fucker… trying to do something in life… wanting more from life?

HERE IS LESSON… YOU CAN'T SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN… ONE SIT HAS LEFT ON FLOOR C-3 AND I AM ALONE


It doesn't label like good shit… when you tell to your abuser your social status and even LIEING or being honest is an example of CALLING BULLSHIT.
Just face it… that's life… remove your pants


AND MASTURBATE… MASTURBATE… AT LEAST IN LIFE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING… PUT THIS ANGER INSIDE YOUR PUSSY… PUSSY… PUT IT INSIDE YOUR DICK… YOU SICK FUCK

AND YEAH BOTTOMS UP


Fuzy reading… dizzy life and life goes on… it doesn't matter as for

DID WE CREATED LABEL OR NOT!?

OKAY… YOU ARE OKAY NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH COMMENTS

Then the God Damn sick BASTARD comming coming out nothing really to tell simple daily routines.. . Useless talk PLENY money in his pocket!


WHY THA FACK FACE YOU AIN'T ANSWERING?
WHY?
WHY?


ARE WE REALLY FRIENDS?
DID WE GO OVERALL THAN EVER?
CAN'T I STAY HOME INTO MY MISERY?
I LIKE BOOKS… I LIKE FILMS


Here is one story… I am miserable person… nothing positive I see in living and this here story is an example of no "Happy End"… I mean… I mean… I just mean… What am I supposed to do in such double sided world?


Can I do something?
Can I say something?


Miserable and Smart as

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