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thy books
He knows thy people
He knows thy films
He knows thy material
He knows thy….


He is master of manipulating… this thought should send up to your spine shivers… even thinking about this concept it makes greater chances that someone is already getting organized the figures which are going to be on the table.

The battle 1 on 1… that’s what in greater dept we as far we know.




WHAT BOTHERS ME IS
SOCIALOGY



It’s a fun subject pleny of good data for survival benefits and getting more dices from enemies… ancestors … friends… other people… It’s something which is going to safe you…

CRAZY IDEALISTIC CONCEPT



But it’s true… (We are for sure not talking about faggots… no hot topics around this cabin… or even short cut for women which is total abbreviation next to BULLSHIT.)

But still spinning around something which you already know… for sure from out of 230 pages… you don’t know in about 30 words max…. The other words you know them… but not in such specific order and organization. Writers call this trick… "structure”. Nobody talks about sociology… as far as I said fun subject…


Nobody talks about killing presidents… black operation… green light operation and settle red…

I CALL THE WHOLE THING VIOLENCE OF ACTION
(Jocko Said this… it’s for sure a code word for something.)

Don’t take it the wrong way… I am not planning to kill any President … I am just saying… no need federal prison..


WHAT WE NEED IS FREE SPEECH


SO FBI GO DOWN… YOU WORK FOR THE COUNTRY
.… GO GET A SPOON OF SEMEN CHERISH THE OMEN BITCHES

I know about the guys who missintrepetrate the information and start bending it in crazy… insane ways. These mother Fuckers are the most famous group in the whole world.


But still who got time for complaining so much?
Particulipating so less?
Getting so far?
And doing nothing?
After all


What’s with this sad lyrics… songs… text… books?

Are you okay guys?

Because we need a fucking large room to isolate all this sadFUCKS.. . They are full of poison… fucking… full of poison…

I also hate average guys… I call them average schmucks… full of labels… full of limits… and shit.


I have problems with thinking it’s called mania if you get one of those things one of the first sign is massive guilt inslavement…  This is some kinda crazy.. . Insane fetish with deep levels of loneliness and depression… that’s what I call midget levels of isporporpirane astrogen fuck. Comedy: Obey

 By DeYtH Banger


You Obey, right?
You fucking obey… you go to school… you get forced to get away from some situations… to answers teacher questions… forced to walk… and we talk about freedom.. But you dear fucking oppressed humanoid fuck… try yo go deep as hard as possible…


DON’T THINK YOU GONNA GET SATISFIED… YOU NEVET WILL AND WON’T YOU ALWAYS GONNA FORCE YOURSELF TO GO FEW LEVELS ABOVE

AND ALWAYS GOES BEYOND


Don’t try to be smart you are a victim..
With a victim mentality…


I AM FUCKING HARSH ALWAYS WITH ME… STOP FUCKING AROUND ME WITH YOUR FUCKING SHITTY LESSONS

COME HERE DEER FUCK… STUNT FUCK AND TRY TO OBEY THE LAW… OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LICK MY BALLS… SICKING douchebag… go read a book… go lick my tip of mushroom


I always strive and stripe to hyper analysing symtoms…

Here is the list for what I give a fuck about.

1) Me
2) My dick
3) Me and My Mercy
4) Your daughter
5) All kids who are not adults


I love the whole concept of teenage fucking… It’s bloody hell the best cool piece sold on the market.. . Selling some organs.


YOU ALWAYS OBEY


You go out with your mom… you go out with yoir family… you ride a bike (I call all this action… act of forcefulnes… you are forced fuck… skip a dick… lick a pipe… and join the balls community)






THE MORE I GIVE A FUCK… THE MORE CHANCES SOMEBODY TODAY IS GOING TO GET RAPE…

FUCK BY ITSELF… IS A CONTAINMENT OF PLAGATORY RICHEOUS DIGESTIVE ACTION…




You get a girlfriend… you kiss
… you do stuff…



I WANT TO PUT MORE TENSION… ON “DO”


You do stuff… you do… how fucked up is this?

The concept goes as far as… you being alone is not enough… get somebody… poop… and pee is comming out if women… (Have in mind when you are trying to pick up a chick)






OH GOD …
I AM EATING
I AM FUCKING EATING

IT’S SOUNDS LIKE AN PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF PERFECT WILD ANIMAL)

I AM JUST NOT BUYING IN IT


WHAT’S WITH THIS FOOD SHOWS… AND SAD SHOWS ALL TBIS SHOWS HAVE ONE IN MIND


BUY MORE
BUY MORE
EAT MORE
EAT MORE


SO AS NEXT LET’S GO TO COP SHOW… TALK SHOW


NOTHING MORE

YOU CAN’T TALK
YOU NEED TO WORK MORE
YOU ARE NEXT
YOU ARE GOING TI BE VICTIM
ONE GUY DIED… SO IT’S YOUR TURN






Oh god… oh God.. . All this shows have one thing as main “not enough"…


Let’s end this prestige "obey” thing with you gonna e d up fucking pixels and go learn a monologue.

Comedy: Profile

 by DeYtH Banger



The story is somewhere around the middle... sooon enough I am going to end with this life is going to pass around... playing or not... watching or being a part of spectators... having around yourself losers or people who have friends.... doesn't matter....



So life was better... if we go too far too far in the history we gonna see... no complexity... no trains... no phones.... no need for green stuff (money)... no need for TV... playing outside for hours... for hours... punching... kicking.... playing out...


Life was great until stuff started comming out... simplicity was part of the past and it was time for complexity... somewhere down there wanted life to be more harsh and hard.... what more than that?
Somebody there wanted to create differences... races.... colours... new words... the nation started growing and growing... mass hatred did come the moment when poor people were on the street... average people are just above poor and below rich.... they were playing on one wood.... kicking and punching... walking and dancing.... playing.... probably one day soon enough they were going to be poor.... playing with trash... playing with shit... or being a rich... it was a simple of mindset... rules and knowledge this was the moment when this fucking man did change the world... this change costed ton of problems. And the problem with rational creatures.... we always create problems... always.... we never do solve them and we never finish them... creative people jump around pleny piles of shit... dumb people don't know where to go.... and that's it folks....


TV.... money..... phones..... computers... it was the moment when stress and depression came out... that's what psychologist and psychiatrist... if you like to have fun... you can't stay one place and pleny of other shit we got a dictionry of diseases... syndromes and illness we got hyper-active.... bipolar disorder.... anxiety disorder... Neurodevelopmental Disorders.... Trauma and stress disorder and the more deep we go the more piles of shit we see... nobody says that they are silly or non-logical shit nobody just goes so far. But the truth is that people profit from this....psychologist eat from your problems... you pay them to tell them shit... so after alll problems eater we got... then we got some other shitty stuff and let's reveal the bible.

"God made us to be free"
"God gave us freedom"
"We all are equal..."


- I am not sure about the last thing... but let's assume it after all we need to have some moral bases, right?... BUt let me tell you the truth the truth is that we need to question everything and everywhere... how fucked up does this sound?... QUestion life?... Question things?... Curiousity god you by the throat and we go to the bible let's go there... no terminal illness... no mental floss... no special gadgets... no nothing... just nothing... no biology no martial arts... and was life so simple
really? Or I am some kinda ironic... sarcastic fuck...



DON'T BLAME ME
BLAME YOURSELF


YOU GOT PILE OF FABLES
PILES OF SHITTY NOVELS HANDS BY HANDS
YOU GOT SHITTY PARENTS AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON
WHO THY I HERE TO JUDGE?



To be honest I hate to make judgements I hate to talk about life... it's no this my favourite topics... but here this topics is very essential, lurking around pleny corners in life pleny stories and articles. Dissociative Disorders, depersonalization/derealization disorder, dissociative amnesia, somatic symptom, feeding and eating disorders and life is full of this complex words every day when I get up... I ask myself... why life is worser than it is... the dark moments... the dark days... the bipolar episodes alll this days... shut the light of your life... rail tracks lurking there questionable call and worries... begging for closeness nowhere near it... seldom or rare disease of massive excuses and where is the truth of all this? Go shake the pipe... shake it... play with the dick... play with the pussy 



Homosexuality
Sexual abuse or violence
Sexual thoughts about friends
Incest
Infidelity
Sexual sadism or masochism
Sexual enslavement
Beastiality
Underage sex
Sex and religion as a form of blasphemy


- This above is the package of what really happen... is it for the greater good or not... OCD AND Sexdual Obsession is what is knocking on our door... anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa, rumimation disorder, binge eating disorder... all this shit is playing in our heads it still bothers me around how people live with this idea... how they fucking live?

IT'S LIKE GETTING THE DEVIL BY IT'S TAILWITH THIS KNOWLEDGE


Who has read the bible knows what I am ta lking about....  I am being around this bible for a very long time... all this reading and knowledge shit is work with the devil... playing with the devil...

Let's end this story... there are profilers... who's job is to study human interaction and behavior let this now bother you around the corner and with this thought to sleep.

Comedy: SHITTY

 By DeYtH Banger




Brag about it… fucking come on… start bragging aboit it… complain… get annoyed… hate yourself… life is here to seduce you.




You believe in some SHITTY manifestos… SHITTY fat lies …. Muscles… training… healthy activities. How about

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