I Like Cats More Than You, NadaleeNoel [ebook reader macos txt] 📗

My name is Melody Sue, and I like cats.

I mean I REALLY like cats.

I like cats more than dogs and monkeys and kangaroos and bunnies and Panda bears and pigs and cows and snakes...

Well, I don't really like snakes much at all.

But I like cats better than all those other animals put together!

I JUST REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKE CATS.

What did you say? You like cats too?

Well...I bet I like cats more than you. And I can prove it!

My dollhouse doesn't have dolls living in it. It has cats living in it. (My dolls have to live outside).

Every book I read is about cats. I don't read books about tornadoes or whales or bugs or vampires. JUST CATS.

I have a giant collection of cat stickers. I mean, it's HUGE!
I don't have heart stickers or puffy flower stickers or ladybug stickers or cupcake stickers...JUST CATS!

I have lots of clothes with cats on them, like T-shirts and sweaters and pajamas and socks. I even have underwear with cats on it.

DO YOU HAVE UNDERWEAR WITH CATS ON IT?

I always draw cats in Art class. On Wednesday, the teacher told us to draw a tree. So I drew a tree with FIVE CATS in it!

My favorite cartoon characters are cats. Like Captain Cat. One time, Captain Cat captured Stinko the Skunk in a GIANT HAIRBALL! Captain Cat is my hero.

For Show and Tell, I only bring in cat things. I don't bring in rubber frogs or robots or interesting stones. JUST CATS.

For my birthday, I only want cat presents. I don't want games or Leggos or jewelry making kits. JUST CATS.

When it snows outside, I don't make a snow man. I MAKE A SNOW CAT!

I even like to pretend to be a cat. Once, I pretended to be a cat for a whole week.

TRY TO TOP THAT!

I wore my cat ears from Halloween. And I did not speak in words. I only spoke in MEOWs.

NOW ARE YOU CONVINCED I LIKE CATS MORE THAN YOU?

Do you want to meet all my stuffed cats?

YOU DO?

This is Snowflake. She's soft and fluffy.

This is Cookie. That name makes me hungry.

This is Spice. She's orangey.

This is Lemon Drop. She's yellow.

This is Princess. Her collar has purple jewels on it.

This is Boo. He's a Halloween cat.

This is Frank. I rescued him from the garbage can.

This is Mr. Stripes. He's a Tabby cat.

This is Cotton Candy. She's pink. I got her for Valentine's Day.

Mr. Stripes and Cotton Candy just got married, yesterday. They are in love.

It was a beautiful wedding. Too bad you missed it.

I like all different kinds of cats. I like short hair cats, and long hair cats. I even like those cats with no hair.

I like fat cats, and skinny cat. I like old cats and young cats. I like nice cats, and even cranky cats.

After all, cranky cats need love, too.

Do you want to see my cat ears from Halloween?

Here they are. Now I will put on a play for you.


MEOW! MEOW! I AM A CUTE LITTLE KITTY!

MEOW! MEOW! I AM SCARED AND LOST! I CAN NOT FIND MY HOME!

OH! THERE IS MY HOME! NOW I AM SO HAPPY!

PURR! PURR!

The end.


This is some cat art I made.

This picture is called CAT PARTY. Doesn't it look like fun?

This picture is called: FUNKY CAT. It's modern art.

This picture is called: PUFFY CAT. I glued cotton balls in the body.

Now tell me why YOU like cats so much.

Really?

Mmm-hmmm.

Interesting.

Wow. You sure DO like cats.

Maybe you even like cats as much as me...

THAT'S WHY I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS!

Publication Date: 01-30-2013

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