Annex patrol, Patrick30 [warren buffett book recommendations .txt] 📗

It all began one day when I was reading the news paper I saw this
Advert in the jobs spot security guard wanted for new position in
Hotel in central London location so I phoned the number given
And got a appointment for a interview at the interview I met the
Boss of the security firm I introduced myself William Watson bill
For short had I any experience with the general public to this I
Replied yes I have had plenty experience with the general public
As in my job at the moment I work in the passport office in London
Ideal bill just what we are looking for rates of pay was discusted
Lot more than i was earning at the moment so good when can I start
When can you start he said to me I will have to give a weeks notice
I said fine one other thing he said this job involves a lot of foreign
Women hotel staff there will be a lot of contact with them so don't
Get involved with them keep that thing in your trousers I laughed
At this he said I mean it I will take you down and show you what
Your duty will be and meet the hotel security staff
At the hotel I was introduced to the people I would be working with
Fine looks ok next we went to the annex where I would be working
Nice little office front of the building what do I think the boss asked
Me just fine I said I will fit in here just nice ok your shifts will be nights
Monday to Friday nineteen hundred hours till o six hundred hours in
The morning until we see how you do you will also be working at the
Weekends we will fix that later are you happy with that yes I said

So first night on the job I was given a big ledger to record al the events
That took place in the annex the keys to the annex lift and other doors
A big torch tools of the trade and a electric kettle very important and. A radio and call sign annex
Put the kettle on had some coffee wrote my name in the ledger

Started time date time of first patrol.
First patrol commencing first message over the radio
Decided not to use the lift was told not to use it anyway and it was a old
Lift stairs to second floor no first floor just how it was laid out all the six
Floors were the same round with a well in the middle of the building
Walked round the floor never seen anybody half way round got a message on the radio a complaint has been made loud noise on the six
Floor so up i go to the six floor walking round I could hear this screaming
Shouting going on gets to the door knocked on the door security can you open the door please all went quiet I knocked again nothing took out my
Master key and opened the door well there is a girl tied to the bed and
This guy standing with a belt in his hand i looked at the girl her back and
Bum were all red stripes I said to the guy put that belt down now who are you he was a waiter in the hotel the girl on the bed was a receptioness who lives in this room I do said the recptionest right I told the guy where do you live third floor get going he was out the door in a flash I looked at the girl let's get you untied I had trouble with the knots
Do you have scissors or a knife she did not have any so I had to go back
Down to the office for a knife decided to use the lift radioed back to hotel
Security all in order noise six floor back in the room I cut the rope holding
The girl naked gave her a blanket she was embaresed so what was all that about turns out she likes it well what could I say nice looking girl she
Was well i said you were making that much noise someone complained
She did not know that there was security in the building now as it was my first night I would not report the incident thank you thank you but if it happens again well so I left the room shook my head got on with my
Patrol sitting in my office down stairs I was thinking I will need to get a
Small television things to make my office better knock at the front door
Young girl forgot her pass to get in let her in her name was Jane she
Works in the hotel office she signed in the register book had chat with her for a while infact I got to know her very well in the time I was to work
In the annex she was living on the third floor got to know all the people
In the building about two hundred rooms in the annex fifteen hundred
Rooms in the hotel the people in the annex were my concern got to like my job very much got on with everyone just fine out on patrol one night
Walking up the stairs I heard this shouting going on looked up saw this
Man naked running down the stairs turns out he was Japanese stopped
Him on the stairs he could not speak a word of English I quickly took my
Jacket of and covered him took him down to my office sat him down calmed him down then I got on the radio to the hotel security informing
Them of the situation and that we would need a Japanese interpreter
Turns out this guy had been raped by a resident in the annex c I. D and
Police were called in so in the mean time we found out where the rape
Had taken place through the interpreter so up I went to get this guy he was on the fourth floor room number four twenty knocked on the door
Security he opened the door imformed him of the situation and I would
Need him down stairs now he looked at me for a moment then he said
I never raped him he came down stairs to the office the Japanese man
Made a go for him and had to be restrained c I d or police had not turned
Up yet so they moved the Japanese guy over to the hotel office
In the end the two poofs stuck together and the police could not do a thing about it so that was that but we did manage to get rid of the resident on the fourth floor that was involved on another occasion I had
With shirt lifters as we called them I got a radio message telling me there
Was a man coming over and had prmission from hotel security to get into
One of the rooms and collect a video recorder and it was ok for me to let him in I was to escort him up to the room then secure the room after he was finished I opened the room door I could not believe it there was mirrors on the ceiling and photos of naked men on the walls in the corner
There was this big rubber penis stuck on the wall well I stood there then I
Said to this guy in a rough voice get what you are getting move the guy
Was jumpy he was quick of the mark I had a look around again took my radio out and called the engineer and the electrician to come to the room
I was standing by the door when they came up what's up bill I said you have to see this I let them into the room old engineer bert said all my
Years in this hotel twenty eight years I have never seen anything like it
My we pal the electrician john said well well who is this guy I did not know at the time but I did find out about him must say he did not give
Me any trouble John and I were good pals we had some good times
Together go out for a drink or two or ten one night working in the annex
We decided to check out the prostitutes outside the building there were
Plenty of them going about so out the door he went one way I went the
Other this woman approached me would I like a lady for the night how
Much I asked her five pound for a blow job twenty pounds a shag well
It was much the same for all of them back at the office John and me
Would compare notes we had a good laugh John said this young guy
Came up to him in the dark and the size of him he was bigger than me
And I was six feet four John said he scared the life out of him he was a
Shirt lifter all right wanted twenty five pound no thanks John said and got
Of his mark quick another time sitting watching the television phone rang
Receptioness from hotel complaint six floor noise so up I go walking a round could hear singing turned the corner this guy dressed in womans
Cloths hat the lot what the he'll is going on here I recognize him he was
A pastry chef Frenchman took him back to his room get in there now what's this all about he told me this was the only time he could dress up
And go out people are complaining I said to much noise and scaring
Some of the younger people on the floor well it has to stop so back in the office radioed hotel security informed them of the situation no more action was taken he has been warned. Another night I was up on the roof of the building looking into the well of the building I saw on the
Fourth floor a man outside his room window perched on the window
Ledge he was naked and he had a bottle in his hand I moved away
And got on the radio to the hotel security now the officer on duty that night was Molly nice woman even though she was a lesbian so I filled
Her in on the situation told her I would meet her on the fourth floor
We went to the room we let ourselves in by master key the man was
Still outside on the window ledge the smell in the room was awful the
Man had shit himself it was all over the bed carpet up on the window
What a mess well Molly what's next Molly said don't. Want to scare him
So we moved slow towards the window I let Molly do the talking
His naked body was covered in shit he must have been rolling in it
Molly managed to talk him back inside I took the bottle from him whisky
Molly got hold of him dragged him through the window she was covered
In shit shirt trousers the smell got him back on the bed what now I new
Him he was a barman in the hotel best let his manager know I said we