Quotes I like..., Nanjil Madhu [little bear else holmelund minarik TXT] 📗

Life

 

I Love to see happy old age couples... They instill me faith that someone can love you for ever... 

 

 

 

 

 

Love

Mahatma Gandhi

 

 

God has no religion.”  

 

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.” 

 

“I call a man religious who understands the suffering of others.”  

 

“There are many causes I would die for.

There is not a single cause I would kill for.”  

 

“Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.”  

 

“The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives, everything he does becomes tainted.”  

 

“it's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone”  

 

 

Humour

OUR PHONES - WIRE LESS

COOKING - FIRE LESS

CARS - KEY LESS

FOOD - FAT LESS

TYRES - TUBE LESS

DRESS - SLEEVE LESS

YOUTH - JOB LESS

OLD - HOME LESS

RELATIONS - MEANING LESS

FEELINGS - HEART LESS

NATION - LEADER LESS

LEADERS - SHAME LESS A

TTITUDE - CARE LESS

EDUCATION - TEACHING LESS

MONEY - VALUE LESS

PROBLEMS - END LESS

SO

I

AM - SPEECHLESS...!

Joy

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”  ― George Carlin

 

“Sex is an emotion in motion.” 

 

  “sex is the consolation you can have when you can't have love” 

 

  “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”

 

“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”

 

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”

 

“If a man is highly sexed he's virile.  If a woman is, she's a nymphomaniac.  With them it's power  but with us it's a disease!  Even the act of sex is called penetration!  Why don't they call it enclosure?

 

 

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

marriage

 

 

“For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get planty of milk?",

here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage.

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for the sake of a little sausage!”

 

 

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change.

Women marry men with the hope they will change.

Invariably they are both disappointed.”  ― Albert Einstein

 

 

 

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.

Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” 

 

 

 

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances:

if there is Right reaction, both are transformed.” 

(Bad reaction, both are bunrt - nanji)

 

 

 

“A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together.

It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” 

 

 

Others

 

 

“Truth is stranger than fiction,

It is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities;

Truth isn't.”  ― Mark Twain

 

 

Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.”  ― Benjamin Franklin

 

 

“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”  ― Thomas Jefferson

 

“I am opposing a social order in which it is possible for one man who does absolutely nothing that is useful, to amass a fortune of hundreds of millions of dollars, while millions of men and women who work all the days of their lives secure barely enough for a wretched existence.”  ― Eugene Victor Debs

 

“To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.”  ― Roseanne Barr

 

Each drop of tear is costly than anything in thisworld..Bu no one-knows its value until they have it in their own eyes for someone

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