Guns & Moses-Appetite For Salvation, Ramona Thompson/Guns & Moses [classic books for 11 year olds TXT] 📗

Welcome To The Bible

Rewrite of GNR's Welcome To The Jungle


Welcome to the bible
Where you'll soon learn
Life ain't all fun and games
We got everything
You could ever want
We know all the holy names
We got the god that you'll find
Whenever you pray
He'll give to you
What you need
Don't need no money, honey
For our good Dr. Jesus
To cure you of your diease

In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees
Let it plant in you its seed

Welcome to the bible
We got ya a prayer for every day
If you want it
It can plant its seed

For your sins
His life was the price
They made him pay
And even if you're a very sleezy girl
You too can ask and be forgiven
If you please
You can wash in his bright light
Set your slutty past free

In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Stay away from that serpentine
His holy name only
I, I wanna hear you scream

Welcome to the bible
We got words of wisdom for ya every day
You'll learn to live like a much different animal
In the bible where we pray
If you got a hunger
Believe in that which you've yet to see
Live each moment
Just for him
Faithfully
He can give to you everything
My brothers and sisters
Just listen to me

In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees
Let it plant its seed

And once you've experienced it
That spiritful high
Oh oh you'll never
Ever wanna pray down
So, bow down
Into that pit you'll never be
Sucked down
So low down
Yeah!

You know what you're reading
You're reading the bible, baby
Everlasting life
You're never gonna die
In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees

In the bible
Welcome to the bible
Stay away from that serpentine
Bible, welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your kn-kn-knees, knees

Between the pages of the bible
Welcome to the bible
Why don't you let it bring you to your
Why don't you let it bring you to your...huh!

2013 Ramona Thompson

Paradise City

Rewrite of GNR'S song by the same name

Even for an urchin livin' under the street
He's got a deal
No matter how hard your case
Just can't be beat
No, this ain't no fake or charity case
This is everybody's Heavenly earned treat
At the end of all time
Standin' waitin' in that judgement line

Ragz or richez
In a manison or in a cardboard box
Don't matter where you stay
Don't gotta have fortune and fame
Can't buy your way in
Just gotta be forgiven for your most unholy crime
And you'll be his sweet child
For all the rest of time

Chorus

Take me up
To that paradise city
Where there is no greed or mean
And everyone there is just so Heavenly
Sweet Lord
Take me home

Even if you find yourself
Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Just remember
It's never too late
To repent and keep that Heavenly date
Always you can be saved
By havin' the faith in what you don't see
Tell me son
Do you believe?!

Chorus

Not so far away
Not so far away
No, he's never that far away

So you say you've been ripped apart
Left nothin' but a court jester
With a broken heart
Oh my child, never fear
For Jesus once said
Turn it around and I'll take
Ya back to the start
Might say I'm losin' my mind
Call me stupid and blind
But trust me, boy
Cause I've been there
Where you are
Seen 'em young and old alike
Saved a million times!

2013 Ramona Thompson

Sweet Savior O Mine

Rewrite of GNR's Sweet Child O' Mine

He's got a smile
Seems to me
Takes away all the pain of my childhood memories
Makes everything in my life
As fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then whenever I think of his face
He takes me away from that terrible place
From his path
Never lets me stray too long
Cause he knows if I did
I'd probably break and die

Whoa, oh oh sweet savior o mine
Whoa oh oh
So glad your sweet love is mine

His Heaven sent eyes
So many times have saved me
From the demonic one's lies
Never left me
To dream alone in the rain
Never ever left
Alone to feel an ounce of pain

His Heavenly lair is my warm, safe place
Where from all evil I can hide
And pray that never will I let him down
Never will I let his blessings pass me by

Whoa, oh oh sweet savior o mine
Whoa oh oh
So glad your sweet love is mine

Whoa oh oh sweet savior o mine
Whoa oh oh
So glad your sweet love is mine

Where would I be
Where would I be now
Where would I be
Where would I be now
Oh, where would I be now
Where would I be
Where would I be now
Sweet savior
Ooh, where would I be now

Where would I be
Oh, where would I be
Oh, where would I be

Now now now now
Now now now
Sweet savior
Sweet savior o mine

2013 Ramona Thompson

It'd Be So Easy

Rewrite of GNR's It's So Easy

I say why don't you wear that sunday dress
Your lord try to please
Do more then just your very best
From you let no one the holy spirit take
Just once gotta try
This day to make

Come on now, girl
It'd be so easy, easy
If you'd just listen to me
You just might find yourself happy, baby
It'd be so easy, so easy
If you'd just listen to your savior and me

Instead of church goin'
On your couch
You're crashin' every night
Your life's goals losin' sight
If you're not careful
You're gonna be burnin' in that fire
Miss out on his Heavenly light
Cause againest the dark
You're not fightin' every night

Chorus

So easy
If only you'd listen to your savior and me
It would all fit so right
All your fears would fade into the night
If only you would look up
Instead of down
I know you wanna reach out
But you think it's just not cool
Honey, why don't you tell whoever told you that to....
JUMP OFF!

Yeah, can't get nothin' without
Bein' willin' to give a little something
Don't be scared
Know what ya gotta do
Turn around and make that switch
Baby, give us some kinda hope for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I know
You don't wanna be bored

chorus

So easy
If only you'd listen to your savior and me
It would all fit so right...
All your fears would fade into the night
So come with me
Don't ask me where
Cause only our lord is in the know
I'm tryin' to save you
So please, please, honey
Don't be such a stubborn ho
When...

It'd be so easy
So very so easy
It'd be so easy
It'd be so easy
So very easy
It'd be so easy
It'd be so easy
So, oh, it'd be so easy
It'd be so easy
So very easy
It's be so easy
Yeah !

2013 Ramona Thompson

Out Ta Get Me

Rewrite of GNR's song by the same name

Devil always hidin' out and layin' low
Got his wicked sights set on me
Well you know always that Satan
Will try to interrupt your savior's flow
Drain away your sanity
He can break thru those church doors
He can try to assert his so called rights
But he'll never get the best of me

He can scream and yell
And raise his Hell all night
My savior will protect me

I refuse to let him
In my head
I refuse to see
Through his cruel eyes
Won't allow him
Near any part of me
Cause I got something
Far more holy inside
That's a million miles long

Devil's out ta get me
But he won't claim me
I'm rightously innocent
Too strong is the bond to break
Between my lord and me

Sometime's it's easy to forget
Where you really want your soul to be goin'
Sometime's it's hard to believe
And everytime you let down your watch
Forget to be prayin'
That's when ole Beezlebub tries to succeed

He tries to paint me
Into a corner
Make me curse and fight
But he can't tempt me

When I preach
He can yell
And raise his Hell all night
Won't come between my God and me

I refuse to let him
In my head
Cause I got something
Far more holy inside
Screamin' get thee behind me, Satan
And be gone!

Chorus

Some people I know
Listen to the little devil
On their shoulder
Always they try to sway me
But I don't buy into all that athesist crap
They try to feed me
So quick am I to disagree

Chorus

Devil's out ta get me
But he won't ever claim me
I'm rightously innocent
So you can get thee Satan behind me
Never gonna change this heart of mine

2013 Ramona Thompson

My Messiah

Rewrite of GNR's My Michelle

There's so many things you don't know, no
Not without Jesus around
All the time you speak
Makin' love to gin and heroin
Only gonna leave you someday soon
Under the ground
Long ago it seems of your true goals
You lost sight
No, it ain't no joke
Boy, that coke
It'll never set you free
Unless you live for a different destiny
Give up all this nonsense and insanity

Well, well, well
To whom can your troubles you tell
Well well well
My Michelle
Why don't you try
My Messiah
For your answer
To earn you
An eternal Heavenly treasure

Sowed enough wild oates
Now it's time
You looked up
Instead of down
For your luxuries
Today could be your lucky someday
To put all your earthly troubles to sleep
Never can start too early
To take what he offers
So free
So before on top of you
Another demonic night falls
Why don't you reach out to unlock that gate
Waiting for your Heavenly key

Chorus 2X

Everybody needs his love
Girl, you must know that that's true
I pray someday
If not today
You'll find someone who can save you
Do whatever it takes
To keep you from staying
Lost in the dark
All alone
Make you feel better
Instead of so damn bitter

Someday maybe
You'll come to understand
Just what I mean
Ooh my sweet
Just one more word
Word for word
This song is true
Case you have't heard
So c'mon and please stop that cryin'
All that poutin', lyin' and drug abusin'
Wheres it all gonna lead
We know that time burns
Honey just start believin'
An' maybe he'll give you what you deserve

Chorus

2013 Ramona Thompson