The Merry Wives of Windsor, William Shakespeare [bearly read books txt] 📗
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Page, I am glad to see you; much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill killed. How doth good Mistress Page?—and I thank you always with my heart, la! with my heart.
Page
Sir, I thank you.
Justice Shallow
Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do.
Page
I am glad to see you, good Master Slender.
Slender
How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say he was outrun on Cotsall.
Page
It could not be judged, sir.
Slender
You’ll not confess, you’ll not confess.
Justice Shallow
That he will not: ’tis your fault; ’tis your fault. ’Tis a good dog.
Page
A cur, sir.
Justice Shallow
Sir, he’s a good dog, and a fair dog; can there be more said? he is good, and fair. Is Sir John Falstaff here?
Page
Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you.
Sir Hugh Evans
It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak.
Justice Shallow
He hath wronged me, Master Page.
Page
Sir, he doth in some sort confess it.
Justice Shallow
If it be confessed, it is not redressed: is not that so, Master Page? He hath wronged me; indeed he hath;—at a word, he hath—believe me; Robert Shallow, esquire, saith he is wronged.
Page
Here comes Sir John.
Enter Sir John Falstaff, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol.
Falstaff
Now, Master Shallow, you’ll complain of me to the King?
Justice Shallow
Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my deer, and broke open my lodge.
Falstaff
But not kiss’d your keeper’s daughter?
Justice Shallow
Tut, a pin! this shall be answered.
Falstaff
I will answer it straight: I have done all this. That is now answered.
Justice Shallow
The Council shall know this.
Falstaff
’Twere better for you if it were known in counsel: you’ll be laughed at.
Sir Hugh Evans
Pauca verba, Sir John; goot worts.
Falstaff
Good worts! good cabbage! Slender, I broke your head; what matter have you against me?
Slender
Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. They carried me to the tavern, and made me drunk, and afterwards picked my pocket.
Bardolph
You Banbury cheese! He draws his sword.
Slender
Ay, it is no matter.
Pistol
How now, Mephostophilus! He also draws.
Slender
Faintly. Ay, it is no matter.
Nym
Pricks him with his sword. Slice, I say! pauca, pauca; slice! That’s my humour.
Slender
Desperate. Where’s Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin?
Sir Hugh Evans
Comes between them. Peace, I pray you. The three withdraw. Now let us understand. Takes out notebook. There is three umpires in this matter, as I understand: writes that is—Master Page, fidelicet Master Page; and there is myself, fidelicet myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter.
Page
We three to hear it and end it between them.
Sir Hugh Evans
Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my notebook; and we will afterwards ’ork upon the cause with as great discreetly as we can. He writes again.
Falstaff
Pistol!
Pistol
He hears with ears.
Sir Hugh Evans
Looks up. The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, “He hears with ear”? Why, it is affectations.
Falstaff
Pistol, did you pick Master Slender’s purse?
Slender
Ay, by these gloves, did he—or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else!—of seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward shovel-boards that cost me two shilling and two pence apiece of Yead Miller, by these gloves.
Falstaff
Is this true, Pistol?
Sir Hugh Evans
No, it is false, if it is a pick-purse.
Pistol
Ha, thou mountain-foreigner!—Sir John and master mine,
I combat challenge of this latten bilbo.
Word of denial in thy labras here!
Word of denial! Froth and scum, thou liest.
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