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This is a fictional tale about Lily who, at her prime dating age, decides to move to Australia. She quickly realizes that it is not what she bargained for due to the "uniqueness" of Australian males. To tell the world how she feels, she writes a book about her and her friends' ridiculous experiences with Australian men. Lily's stories about what typical Australian males are like will simultaneously astound you and entertain you.

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY EX WHO WAS MY BESTFRIEND TJ.AND THEN I HAD MY BEST BESTFRIEND BOBBY ASK HIM OUT FOR ME.AND HE SAID “I HAVE TO THINK” CAUSE HE'S NEVER BEEN ASKED OUT HE ALWAYS ASK'S GIRLS OUT.SO WE WERE IN THE CAF. THEN THIS KID I HATE SAT NEXT TO ME SO I WENT AND SAT BY TJ. THEN WHEN WE WENT BACK TO THE SCHOOL HE TOLD BOBBY TO COME TELL ME THAT HE SAID “YES”.SO I'M GONNA LET YOU READ “OUR” STORY. I NOW ITS NOT LIKE A REAL STORY BUT I THOUGHT POEPLE DISERVED TO NOW WHAT I WROTE IN MY