Musing Of A Would Be Hermit, Sixto Ofnine [story reading txt] 📗

does it make a sound?

 

“Musings #546”

           

Giving me sh*t for the feelings and reactions of others, not cool.

 

“Musings #547”

           

Why have just one STD when you can have two, twice the fun!

 

“Musings #548”

 

There’s a lot of shit going on in that stool.

 

“Musings #549”

           

If you “stand corrected”, what were you doing before?

 

“Musings #550”

           

I think some benign neglect is called for in this situation.

 

“Musings #551”

           

Framed by reality.

 

“Musings #552”

           

Freedom is a social contract, not a right, it has to be earned.

 

“Musings #553"

 

Everything has value to someone.

 

“Musings #554”

           

Is sleep texting the same as drunk texting?

 

“Musings #555”

           

You can’t be expected to show up if you wake up dead in the morning.

 

“Musings #556”

           

I am what I am not.

 

“Musings #557”

 

Sometimes you can be to connected to life.

 

“Musings #558”

 

I tried to pull strings to get what I wanted, but they all broke.

 

“Musings #559”

 

Patients have no Patience.

 

“Musings #560”

 

I’m not as smart as they claim to be.

 

“Musings #561”

 

I’m taking it to its most illogical point.

 

“Musings #562”

 

If I have the answers to everything, then I’d know nothing.

 

“Musings #563”

 

Life is stressful to deal with on a good day, thou it doesn’t have to be.

 

“Musings #564”

 

You people are predictable and not in a good way.

 

“Musings #565”

 

I am as young as you think I am.

 

“Musings #566”

 

And I would know that, why?

 

“Musings #567”

 

If no one wants to work with you, perhaps you’re the problem.

 

“Musings #568”

 

I’m hardly right and hardly wrong, I’m somewhere in the middle.

 

“Musings #569”

 

Remember that you can always be wrong, so keep trying.

 

“Musings #570”

 

Silence is sometimes the loudest thing you can do.

 

“Musings #571”

 

These colors don’t run, they kind of hide around the corner.

 

“Musings #572”

 

When the reminder forgets to remind, who reminds them?

 

 

“Musings #573”

 

There’s a real need for that, until there isn’t.

 

“Musings #574”

 

Some people are great critics, just lousy doers.

 

“Musings #575”

 

I guess it’s time to finish writing that book that I never intended to start.

 

                             “Musings #576”                            

 

I have the tools, just not the skills.

 

“Musings #577”

 

The theme of the day is “less for more”.

 

“Musings #578”

 

I’m a one horse pony.

 

“Musings #579”

 

If I’m out of stability, how does that reflect on the rest of us?

 

“Musings #580”

 

As time goes on, the sun will rise after the sunset.

 

“Musings #581”

 

You don’t miss because you don’t aim.

 

“Musings #582”

 

I heard somewhere if you only have one tooth, you don’t need to floss.

 

“Musings #583”

 

Don’t you hate it when works gets in the way of your leisure time?

 

“Musings #584”

 

There is something on my mind, fungus.

 

“Musings #585”

 

I meant to do that or perhaps I didn’t.

 

“Musings #586”

 

Their denial is the only reality they need to know.

 

“Musings #587”

 

If you waste it like there’s no tomorrow, there will be no tomorrow.

 

“Musing #588”

 

Incompetent evil is usually hilarious, competent evil however…

 

“Musing #589”

 

I’m not mad at anyone, I love them all equally, it’s just that I ignore some.

 

“Musing #590”

 

I feel your grief and have empathy, but mine own prevents me from listening to yours.

 

“Musing #591”

 

Did you know that if you spell burp backwards, it spells another word?

 

“Musing #592”

 

Did you know if you dial the wrong number, there’s a possibility it won’t go through?

 

“Musing #593”

 

Can you be a cult of one?

 

“Musing #594”

 

I think they’re a putz of the highest caliber.

 

“Musing #595”

 

Even when you find a home, you will eventually have to leave it.

 

“Musing #596”

 

They really need to work on their uselessness.

 

“Musing #597”

 

I can keep a closed mind as well as anyone.

 

“Musing #598”      

 

Life is what happens when they don’t know you exist.

 

“Musing #599”

 

A candle in the dark is sometimes the only hope you have.

 

“Musing #600”

 

If I leave nothing of value, is it a life well spent?

 

“Musing #601”

 

Don’t you hate people when they’re right?

 

“Musing #602”

 

My dyslexia is causing me to transpose my 0 with an 0.

 

“Musing #603”

 

Well, that was money well wasted.

 

“Musing #604”

 

I have no reason to forget, other than I don’t want to remember.

 

“Musing #605”

 

Secrets best hidden, are best kept.

 

“Musing #606”

 

They listen, the others just criticize.

 

“Musing #607”

 

There’s been too much water under the bridge to go back to the beginning.

 

“Musing #608”

 

It’s so simple, that it’s simply confusing.

 

“Musing #609”

 

It’s not a mystery if no one cares or no one is looking for it.

 

“Musing #610”

 

Sure, ask for what you want.

 

“Musing #611”

 

I’m not an animal, I’m just a pig! 

 

“Musing #612”

 

I expect nothing, so then there’s no disappointment.

 

“Musing #613”

 

Just because it’s wrong, doesn’t mean it isn’t something that has to happen.

 

“Musing #614”

 

My stuff is in order, it’s purposely in that order, in order to annoy you.

 

“Musing #615”

 

 Reality operates at its own pace, not yours.

 

“Musing #616”

 

I just don’t have the energy I once didn’t have.

 

“Musing #617”

 

It’s back by no popular demand.

 

“Musing #618”

 

It’s hard to re-create something once it’s gone.

 

“Musing #619”

 

The one thing I know for certain is that I don’t know everything.

 

“Musing #620”

 

 I miss my rubber ducky, it was the one.

 

“Musing #621”

 

You’re only as crazy as you think I am.

 

“Musing #622”

 

Am I the person I think I am?

 

“Musing #623”

 

I’m correct enough to know I’m right.

 

“Musing #624”

 

I’m as normal as normal can’t be.

 

“Musing #625”

 

You can go, but you can never come back to what was.

 

“Musing #626”

 

            I have just completed a long and fruitless career.

 

“Musing #627”

 

Selective reality is just another form of denial.

 

“Musing #628”

 

Don’t copy what we’re doing here, for we’re untrained idiots.

 

“Musing #629”

 

Common courtesy, a tough concept for some people.

 

“Musing #630”

 

There are sounds in the dark you think you can identify, but in reality you can’t.

 

“Musing #631”

 

I don’t see what’s coming, but I still see what isn’t.

 

“Musing #632”

 

Mix it all together so I don’t have to think about the pieces parts.

 

“Musing #633”

 

I don’t know, is it not a legal defense to express your ignorance?

 

“Musing #634”

 

Greed as its own reward is no reward at all.

 

“Musing #635”

 

All alone, with something to say, please listen.

 

“Musing #636”

 

No one is an island, we need the crashing waves. 

 

“Musing #637”

 

Wait for the untold lie.

 

“Musing #638”

 

Stop trying to justify it, you fucked up.

 

“Musing #639”

 

They have forgotten more than they ever knew.

 

“Musing #640”

 

Question, do Impossible burgers go bad or do they just wilt?

 

“Musing #641”

 

If I’m not picking at the scab, then what am I doing?

 

“Musing #642”

 

That is what you meant, not what I meant.

 

“Musing #643”

 

My job is not to worry, but rather to inform.

 

“Musing #644”

 

We all have our weak points, mine is math, yours is having a soul.

 

“Musing #645”

 

My way to handle worry is not to worry about any of it.

 

“Musing #646”

 

If it matters, you make the time

 

“Musing #647”

           

I don’t forget anything, I just choose not to remember.

 

“Musing #648”

 

Even when serious, life is still funny.

 

“Musing #649”

 

I’d rather be empty minded than open minded.

 

“Musing #650”

 

You’re perhaps welcome?

 

“Musing #651”

 

If a correction is uncorrected, is it still correct? 

 

“Musing #652”

 

When it comes to friendships, I’m sick of one-way’s.

 

“Musing #653”

 

You can’t pre apologize, it’s just wrong, sorry.

 

“Musing #654”

           

I know when I’m depressed because I wear my frown upside down.

 

“Musing #655”

 

Waste not, Waste not.

 

“Musing #656”

 

Work smarter, not harder, or not at all.

 

“Musing #657”

 

I live Nowhere and the nearest town to my Cabin In The Woods is Nothing.

 

“Musing #658”

 

Maybe I’m too smart to see the stupidity in it?

 

“Musing #659”

 

Sometimes you have to work with what you have and it often an’t much.

 

“Musing #660”

           

People come and go in life, few if any ever say good bye. 

 

“Musing #661”

 

It’s irreverent how much you wasted when you no longer have any of it.

 

“Musing #662”

 

I used to know, now I don’t care to. 

 

“Musing #663”

           

They have no more control over my actions than I do.

 

“Musing #664”

 

The living must learn from the mistakes of the dead.

 

“Musing #665”

 

Bored people often do stupid things, so keep them occupied.

 

“Musing #666”

 

If you consider this your life, you need to find another one. 

 

OR

 

If you consider this your mission in life, you need to find another one.

 

“Musing #667”

 

Thanks for fixing what didn’t need to be fixed.

 

“Musing #668”

 

If you’re living without life, you need to work on that.

 

“Musing #669”

 

They have everything figured out, but their life.

 

“Musing #670”

 

You go your way and I’ll go the right way.

 

“Musing #671”

 

The last time I was in the bathroom, shit happened!

 

“Musing #672”

 

Don’t ignore the sh*t in your pants to the detriment of others.

 

“Musing #673”

 

I fear no one, but there are a few that I’m terrified of.

 

“Musing #674”

 

The best work they do is an avoidance of it.

 

“Musing #675”

 

If you can’t see them for who they are,