YouTube stare Meets one direction?, JASMINE [recommended ebook reader .txt] 📗

"ARE YOU READY KIDS!" I ask to the camera."I AYE CAPTAIN!" I said in a kitty voice.I laugh "ok who's ready for...Drum roll please?...FOR MY NEW MUSIC VIDEO!" I scream and started to jump on my bed then calm back down."oops sorry I got -clears throat- carry away" "anyways you guys or cookies! put a comment below" I pointed up then continue "on what song should I sing for mine music video!" I finished and put on a big grin."Later ,loveys Cat out" I said then threw a pillow at the camera.I rolled on my back."Now i wait for the first comment."LALALLALALALAL COOKIES LALLALA- I got cut off by a beeping sound.I look at my phone and my best friend text-ed me something.'You know your still live right?' I smack my face "Whoops" I laugh then grab the camera "MINE COOKIES!" I scream then shut it off.

"Mine cookies" I whisper then crack up.I grab my phone and log into twitter.'OMFG! did you know one direction talks about you! You lucky duck!" some girl name #1Dfanforlife# send to me."Da fudgenuts?" I said then read some more."HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF ONE DIRECTION TO FOLLOW YOU!" #HARRYGRAVEYGIRL# "WHAT DIRECTION ARE THESE GIRLS TALKING ABOUT!" I whine then threw my phone on the floor."GO FIND ONE DIRECTION!" I yelled at it."wait am I talking to a phone? psh please that's nothing one time I was drunk I had an 3 hours long conversant with a cat HA! beat that" I fist pump.Then I look at the YouTube comments with the most thumps ups.'Up all night by one direction' and the other one said 'smile avril lavigne' "dame this is going be tough but I never heard or even saw up all night and it does sound fun" I smile then search the song.It said one direction.I click on it.The music blast with excitement and its something you can jump around to.I pause the video "Your the one" I smile then I laid in my bed.Then cover my face with my fluffy pillow."Meoww?" I heard a soft sound. I move my pillow from my face and smile "MR.PUSSY PAWS!" I laugh then grab her gently and kiss her head.


Then I grab my lab top and went on face book #You rock live your life girl!# That comment put a smile on my face I comment back #THANKS! YOU ROCK TO! ;)# then I continue reading.#luv you# #I HAVE COOKIES AT MY HOUSE WANT SOME!??!?# I laugh at that one then continue reading.#MARRY ME?# #Hi follow me?# #KISS ME I PAY YOU SOME COOKIES!# then I log off and went on twitter 'BEST SINGER E.V.E.R' 'I hate you!' I felt the coiners of my lips tug into a frown then replay to him or her 'why? what did I every do to you? I never said that to you or anybody just remember to think before you speak or text or whatever and if not well nobody really wants to here what comes out of your shit hole mouth' I push send and keep reading then some body name harry_Styles comments to me 'You are very funny and beautiful and can sing like an angel lots of love Harry ;)' I reply back 'Aww thanks! you just made my day :D anyways maybe you can be in my next music video with me.... maybe well BYE LOTS OF PICKLES ~RED~' then some other guy name Liam_Payne 'you sing wonderful! love your videos keep up the good work bye ,love! :)' I reply back 'THANKS I BET YOUR WONDERFUL AT SOMETHING TO!' then some other guy send me something Niall_Horgan 'Your very pretty and smart and can make any guy smile me and my crew love you!' I smile 'thanks I think you just made me blush all of the colors of the rainbow hehe anyways I bet your a sweet guy so I'm going to follow you and tell your crew I love them!' I went on his profiled and follow him but something caught my eye.

'Your sooo ugly NIALL! why are you even in the band? you ugly stank!' I reply back in a flash 'Why are you even born? o that's right your parents forgot to use protection anyways your calling him a stank? have you even look in the mirror lately....wait I think it broke already.And stop with the clown make up well I hope its clown make up instead of your face but whatever good bye and stop the hate!' I am not prod to write that but she had it coming.Just saying.Then I look at Zayn_Mailk 'Your wonderful don't let anybody put you down' 'thanks!' then Louis_Tomlinson 'Well were you the one who made Harry fall in love with you! well I hate you JUST KIDDING! I'm in love with your voice! But I call dibs on Harry still' I laugh until tears came out then reply 'Lol! you can have him...Maybe...'

After I text that and push send.I put my phone on my nightstand.Then got back up I walk to the kitchen and grab EVERYTHING.I sat on the couch with food in my hands.I put them in a pile on my other side.I dug in between my couch then my hands reach the remote.I turn on the T.v and channel surf threw the channels.Then family guy was on."I love this show" I shriek excitedly.I laid down and close my eyes and before I knew it I was asleep.

I woke up but on the floor..The blanket was everywhere just like my hair...perfect.I jump up from the floor but fell back down."My leg is asleep! Mr.moneylips come help!" I sigh "I need to get a life" I laugh.I hop up and went to the nightstand and grab my phone.And blast my favorite band 'Black Veil brides' the song 'rebel love song'. I went in my bathroom with fresh pair of clothes in my hand,well they smell fresh.I strip my clothes off and put my fresh ones on.I comb my red hair and-Yes red dye red I hate brown hair and plus im sexy on I now it.I went out of the bathroom and to down stairs to get some CAPTAIN CRUNCH!.I poured the milk and the food then jump on the couch.I turn on the T.V but some stupid gossip show pop on about me and one directThat's right directioners! We think Harry styles is taken by famous Cat star! We read a tweet from her last night! 'lol you can have him....maybe..." What does this mean!? is it love at first sight or just a scam? Im Rachel Erick and this is MTV later!

 "SCAM!" I yelled at the T.V "SCAM!" I grab my phone and went on twitter and saw the hate pooring in so fast now. 'DIE! HES MINE BIIITCH!' 'BACK OFF MY MAN OR ELSE I WILL KILL U' 'STUPID WHORE SLUT FREAK! YOUR NOT EVEN FUNNY GOOD DAY! P.S BACK OFF!' I tweeted something as tears poor down my soft cheeks.

'All of you have it all wrong! me and harry_Styles are NOT dating! Please stop with the death threats! what did i ever did to you?! I never hurt any of you jealous fuckers EVER! and what happens if I did take it serous and try to kill myself? maybe the world would be better off....' I push send as a new coat of tears pour down and so many of directioners said there sorry's.But I guess it got retwetted because harry tweeted to me...crap! 'I'm so sorry about my fans here Cat_thecat lol love the username :) but the world will be NOT better off without you I mean then why would I laugh then? there would be no reason to without u! THECATARMYFOREVER!' I smile and replay back 'aw thanks harry..love the dimples to lol THE ARMY SALUTES U!'  

Publication Date: 09-20-2012

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Dedication:
TO CHARILY THE UNICORN!!!