Behind her eyes [[PERMANENT HIATUS]], (Young) Mo Humphrey [sci fi books to read .TXT] 📗

NEXT TO ME CAUSING ME TO LAUGH MY HEAD OFF. I REACHED OVER TO THE REMOTE AND TURNED ON SEASON OF THE WITCH.

I WOKE UP AND YAWNED SLIGHTLY DISORIENTED. I LOOK OVER AND SEE A VERY TIRED LOOKING ANNIE."WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING!!??!!" PETER ROARS FLANKED ON EACH SIDE BY ZEKE AND MARK. "WELL WHAT DOES IT LOOK TWEEDLE DEE TWEEDLE DUMB AND TWEEDLE-JUST-F***ING-MESSED UP? WE ARE SSSLLLEEEEEEPPPIIINNNGGG." I SAY POINTING TO ZEKE THEN MARK THEN PETER AND PRONOUNCINE SLEEPING AS IF THEY WERE TODDLERS. "DEMETRI LOOK AT THE SCUM I FOUND IN YOUR ROOM!" PETER YELLS. DEMETRI WALKS UP AND LAUGHS AT THE SIGHT OF ANNIE AND MY TERRIBLE CURLY HAIR BED HEAD. "PETER YOU DO REALIZE YOU JUST CALLED THE ALPHAS SISTER AND HER FRIEND SCUM RIGHT?" ANNIE POINTS OUT. DEMETRI RAISES HIS EYEBROWS AND THAT THEN COMES OVER AND SAYS "WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED?" "YOU WERE IN JESSIES ROOM SO WE CAME HERE AND KONKED OUT." ANNIE EXPLAINS. HE SHRUGGS AND TURNS TO PETER "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KICK THEM OUT SO YOU AND YOUR GROUPIES DONT FEEL LIKE THE IDIOTS YOU TRULY ARE?" ALPHA GUY SAYS. PETER AND THE DUMMIES SCOFF AND WALK AWAY. I SMILE AND YELL "TAKE ME TO THE LIVING ROOM AND MAKETH ME A SANDWITCH SLAVE!". HE SIGHS AT MY TERRIBLE BRITICH ACCENT AND SAYS "AS YOU WISH MADAM!". "WOAH YOU AND ANNIE HAVE RUSSIAN ACCENTS!" I YELL JUST BARELY NOTICING. THEY BOTH SIGH AND ANNIE SAYS "THINK YOUR SLAVE AS ROOM FOR ONE MORE?" "MOST DEFINITLY!" I SAY. WE ENDED UP WITH ME ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS BACK AND ANNIE ON THE LEFT SINCE WE BOTH DONT WEIGH THAT MUCH. WHEN WE GOT DOWNSTAIRS DEMETRIS AMUSED EXPRESSION QUICKLY DROPPED. I FOLLOWED HIS GAZE AND SAW A GIRL IN A SKIRT THAT SHOWS THE BOTTOM OF HER UNDERWEAR AND A TUBE TOP BELLY SHIRT THAT LOOKED LIKE A STRAPLESS BRA. YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL SHE THOUGH SHE WAS HOT BUT SHE WASNT. SHE HAD A COLOR OF BLONDE HAIR THAT WAS REALLY BADLY BLEACHED AND HAD BEEN DYED WAY TOO MANY TIMES. ON TOP OF THAT HER LIPS HAD LIKE LIP BOTOCK THINGYS AND SHE HAD A LONG POINTY BIRD HOOK NOSE AND HER BREASTS WERE OBVIOUSLY IMPLANTS JUDGING AS THEY WERE THE SIZE OF MEDIUM SIZED WATERMELLONS. PLUS SHE WAS BRACTICALY POURING OUT OF HER SIX-SIZES-TOO-SMALL SKIRT AND TOP BECAUSE UM HELLO SOMEONE NEEDS TO LAY OF THE MARSHMELLOWS. "HEEEY METRI!!! BABE I TOTALLY THOUGHT WE COULD GO OUT!!!" SHE SAID IN AN ANNOYING SQUEAKY VOICE. "WHY IS SHE HERE?!?" ANNIE SPAT AT 'METRI'. "I CALLED HER OVER FOR DEMETRI." PETER SAYS. "UMM MAAAAX WHY IS THERE A NUDIST PROSTITUTE NEAR WHERE IM GOING TO HAVE MY SLAVE MAKE ME A SAMMICH???" I SAY. EVERYONE CRACKS UP EXCEPT PETER Z AND M (ZEKE AND MARK) AND THE NUDIST PROSTITUTE. "I AM INFACT METRIS MATE!" SHE SNARLS. AAAH SO SHE IS A WEREWOLF. 'MINE!' MY INNER WOLF YELLS AT ME. WOAH!! MINE? "UUUUH I DONT KNOW YOU AND I ALREADY HAVE MY MATE." DEMETRI SAYS. "UM JESSIE DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU A SANDWITCH?" KHOLE ASKS. "THANKS BUT NO I DONT WANT THE NUDIST PROSTITUTE SLASH WANNA BE MATE OF DEMETRI GETTING HER STDS ALL OVER THE AIR PARTICLES OF MY SAMMICH!" I SAY CRINKLING UP MY NOSE. EVERYONE MINUS THE USUAL LAUGH AGAIN. "FINE METRI WHO IS YOUR MATE THEN?" SHE ASKS. please be me please be me please be me!!! "I CANT TELL IT MIGHT FREAK HER OUT." DEMETRI SAYS. "STOP BEING A DIP WEED AND SPILL!" CARTER SAYS. "ITS....UM WELL.....ITS...UH SHE...UH." DEMETRI STUDDERS "GOOD GOD BRO HIKE UP YOU MAN SKIRT AND LIVE A LITTLE! ITS JESSIE!!!" ANNIE YELLS . YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "YEAH ITS JESSIE." DEMETRI SAYS. I SMILE AND KISS HIS NECK. I HEAR A SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH THEN HE TURNSA AROUND SHOCKED. HE SMILED BIG AND ANNIE HOPS OFF HIS BACK. "USUALLY WHEN MATES FIRST FIGURE OUT THEY ARE MATES THE HAVE A HUGE ROMANTIC MAKE OUT SESSION." I HEAR MAX SAY. I HOP DOWN AND DEMETRI SPINS AROUND AND LIFTS ME UP TO HIS LIPS. I SOFTLY CARESS HIS FACE AND HE LOCKS HIS HANDS TOGHETHER ON MY LOWER BACK. HE RUNS HIS TOUNGE ALONG MY LOWER LIP AND I WRAP MY ARMS AROUND HIS NECK TO PULL HIM CLOSER. "bitch!" I FAINTLY HEAR. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" I ASK THE NUDIST."WHAT.....I.....UH...NOTHING!!!!" NUDIST SAYS. "OOOH BITCH I'D SLAP YOU BUT I DONT WANNA GET SLUT ON MY HAND!!!" I YELL AT HER. SHE LOOKS A DEMETRI "BABY YOUR CHOSING HER OVER AAAALLL THIS BEAUTY?!?" NUDIST SAYS "HONEY PLEASE I COULD WIPE OFF 99 PERCENT OF YOU BEAUTY OFF WITH A WET KLEENEX!!!" ANNIE YELLS AT HER. "IM NOT SCARED OF YOU MAKE UP CAKED ASSHOLES!!!" NUDIST SAYS "UGH YEAH RIGHT COMING FROM THE GIRL WHO IF A KID SAW HER WOULD TELL ALL HIS FRIENDS THE FUCKING CIRCUS IS IN TOWN!!!" I SCREETCH AT HER. SHE SCREAMS AND STORMS OUT THE DOOR. I DONT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I WALKED OVER TO THE DOOR FRAME LOOKED TOWARD A BRANCH THEN WIPPED MY HEAD BACK TO HER AND IT FLEW OFF AND SMACKED HER SO HARD THAT SHE FELL OVER HER 12 INCH STILETOS. "STILL THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO WEAR THOSE BITCH?!?!" I YELL AT HER. I TURN AROUND AND EVERYONE LAUGHS. "WHAT!?!" I YELL. 'she is amazing!' I HEAR. FTW?!?

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Publication Date: 07-15-2012

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