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they were dubiously processed; but nobody knew what they would do to humans in the future. The auto-drive finally parked the hover-car in the appropriate parking storage bay at CitiServeGuard HQ. The hover-car went into limp mode before re-charging all its systems. Luckily everything was automated as nobody had a clue to fix anything.

            “Our stop, fucker,” said Mitch to the mess of a waster in the back.

Mitch smirked at the puking mess. What a waste of life, he thought to himself. It also made him think about zombies. To think all those stereotyped zombie ideas of the past had been way too far out for reality, even for a reality in which decomposition had slowed down due to the abundance of toxic air in the atmosphere; the zombie flesh was somehow frozen in time, but the soft eyes and the delicate gums that held the teeth couldn't be sustained by the weird toxicity levels the zombies fed off.

                “Come on get the fuck up, we wanna go home!”

                “Wanna get high?” croaked a reply from under the blanket.

                “Don't be smart you, slimy fucker,” scolded Ed as he grabbed the waster by the arm to cuff him.

                “What happened to all that weird puke? The gold bars and that weird tar?” Mitch asked Ed.

            Ed looked baffled. “What puke? There's nothing there now, Mitch!”

                “I don't know, Ed. I'm not making it up, I'm sure of it, while you were asleep; he'd sicked up all over the floor in the back. It's all gone! That sick fucker must've ate up his vomit! Who fucking does that?”

The waster smiled and started to laugh. Ed and Mitch looked at each other in disgust and laid into the laughing waster, violently beating him. The fried fuck up was like a punch-bag but none of their blows really seemed to hurt him. What made Mitch even more angry was the fucker was still laughing throughout the beating.

 

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Text: Herb Skew
Images: Herb Skew
Cover: Herb Skew
Publication Date: 09-25-2015

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Dedication:
Big up Tripsters!

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