readenglishbook.com » Satire » Scorpio Stings !, Scorpio *** [websites to read books for free .TXT] 📗

Book online «Scorpio Stings !, Scorpio *** [websites to read books for free .TXT] 📗». Author Scorpio ***



1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Go to page:
detail? Is CPM’s Communication system is so fragile to pick up the signals floating in the air? If this not hollow punches on the public what else is?

 

Second, the Kottayom SP says that there is no trace of Dharmarjan so far. ‘ ‘Aam admi' can’t understand if Mathrubhumi news Channel can fetch him in Karnataka and transmit his interview live how come the Police doesn’t know about it? Isn’t it morally incorrect on the part of TV channel not to inform the police about the whereabouts of an absconding convict deliberately? Is TRP is more important than nation’s interest. Are media channels immune from basic responsibilities of citizens of India as laid down by its Constitution! Another classics example of shadow boxing, poor 'aam admi' gets battered

 

Third, Opposition wants PJ Kuriens case to be reinvestigated. Govt refuses the demand on the basis of three recommendations from DG Prosecution, former Justice Padmanabhan Nair & the law secretary; presumably before 11 Feb. does it hold ground? Why the LDF doesn’t go to HC on this? No one wants to bell the cat! Aam admi to believe them earnestly!

 

Fourth, Italian Helicopter issue was reported one year ago by Times Now in its Expose. MOD under AK Antony has woken up now after the Italian Govt made some arrest! Without scan his own ministry and find why there was delay in taking action he has ordered a CBI enquiry. Poor CBI, have they got a Muthukadu’s hat to produce new investigation tem one day one after the other! Another hollow punch!

 

Fifth. For the viewers fond of tear jerking stories, here is another one! Ganesh Kumar Vs Pillai. Pillai wants him to be ousted. Ganesh takes refuge under Oommen Candy. Aam admi will be enthralled listening to all comments fro m Political Pundits despite severe the punches.

 

Sixth, one channel, don’t ember which was tirelessly trying to project N Madhavan Kutty who was excruciatingly trying defend Pinarai Vijayan and condemn VS.  

 

All the above clearly gives you an idea how the poor ‘aam admi’ is enchanted by the summersaults by politicains, Govt Officials, media and any one in power! You want to be silent even now my friends! Please raise you voice!

 

 

 

 26  Flex Mania : 20 Aug 2013 

 

 

 

Now in Trivandrum the latest craze is to have Flex Boards with photos of nonentities on their own right with huge captions like ' Sreeman Pulikootil Avrachanu Abhivadyangal ' or ‘Sakhavu Trosky Chellappanu chuvanna Abhivadyangal '. You must be wondering why on earth these abhivadyangal are showered on these Avarachans & Chellappans! And who are those presenting the ‘abhivadyangal’! As matter of fact Sir T Madhavarayayar who has not moved an inch from the front of the Secretariat for years together and has been having   a careful watch over the gorgeous building is in tears now for he can’t see the huge Secretariat which is totally masked by hundreds of flex boards of different parties, lions share being Abhivadyangal, the new buzz word.   Now please don't ask me who is Sir T Madhavarayar! 

 

Scorpio has a small little 'Moham'. Why can't one of you help him by sponsoring a flex board like this to be put up at Vanchiyoor Junction?

 

 

 

 അഭിവാദ്യങ്ങള്‍ 

 

 നമ്മെ എല്ലാം നിരന്തരം നിര്‍ദ്ദയം വധിച്ചു കൊണ്ടിരിക്കുന്ന ഈ മഹാനുഭാവന് 

ചുവപ്പ്, മഞ്ഞ, പച്ച,  വെള്ള  എന്നീ നിറങ്ങളില്‍ അഭിവാദ്യങ്ങള്‍ 

 

All the expenses will be met by Scorpio himself. Please intimate me by return mail whether you can sponsor the flex board by allowing to put your name as the sponsor. 

 

It has dual advantage, you will also be a big hit as Scorpio himself 

 

 

 

 

27.  Silent Majority of Trivandrum Apologises to Vice President of India:  : 13 Sep 2013

 

 

 

 

I am not sure whether Hon’ble Vice President of India Shri Hamid Ansari had ever visited Kerala in his official capacity. Whether or not, the Vice President of India on his visit to this God’s own country which boasts of highest literacy status and high level traditions of political etiquette was   subjected to vexation in three counts on 10 Sep 2013.

 

First, Ms Chandrika, the Mayor of Trivandrum was not there in the Airport to receive the VP of India for she didn’t want to be present in a function where the Chief Minister Oommen Chandy is also in attendance! What an absurdity! The Mayor not only showed gross insolence to the VP of India but also caused malicious embarrassment to the people of Trivandrum city. Was it under the instructions from the high echelons of CPM who is waging a war against the CM? Is party politics above the national values and traditions? Would the corporators of Trivandrum Corporation have the gumption to censure the Mayor who has brought utter disgrace to the whole populace of this capital city?

 

Second, in the award ceremony function organised by the Sree Narayana Dharma Samithi, the VP had to bear the audacity of an anchor man who chose to make unwarranted tongue-in-cheek reference to the Vice President’s date of birth, not only once but twice! His excuse that he was not used to playing the role of a master of ceremony and no one had informed him about the timings holds no water for he is considered as one of the highly rated anchors? In Malayalam TV! The organizers have to take the blame for the gross callousness in allowing the proceedings to droop   in to such a shoddy manner.

 

Third, to top it all, the organizers could not find a person who could render the national anthem correctly from a city where every second student of the first standard in any school would sing ‘Jana gana mana’ correctly and with melody & rhythm. They didn’t even know that the national anthem was to be sung after conclusion of the function too. Shame on people of Trivandrum!

 

Silent Majority of Trivandrum is left with Hobson’s choice! Apologize to the Vice President in four words “ We are sorry Sir’’. 

 

 

 

28.   How Kejriwal called off Dharna :  21 Jan 2014

 

  

Do you know how Delhi CM Kejriwal successfully (?)  called off the so-called Dharna yesterday (21 Jan) evening? I bet you don’t!

 

Frankly speaking, the CM had all the plans to wind up the Dharna on 20th itself, but Shinde Sab played foul for he did not concede any of the demands and brought more police to face the Aam Admi! 

 

Minute by minute the patience level of CM was falling down and by noon he was so exhausted that he wanted to get out from the Dharna site by evening! But how? The seasoned politician in Shinde was playing all trump cards one after the other.

 

Mr RR Nair from Thiruvalla a staunch worker for AAP could read the plight of the CM from his body language.  He went to CM & told him “ CM Sab, we will sort out the problem, will you come to Kerala House with me for half an hour?” Much relieved, CM readily agreed.

 

By 2.30 pm both were in Kerala House. CM gently tapped the door of room no 105 and waited. The door opened and a baldy gentleman in his forties came out. Mr Nair said something in his ear, which was so low in db level, no one could hear. The man wished the CM with great respect and led both to the Sitting Room.

 

The stocky frame of Piñarayi Vijayan clad in pure white half sleeve shirt and equally white mundu received both with that characteristic subtle smile he is famous for.     Smiles exchanged, with mutually shaking hands, Pinarayi asked with a bit of surprise in his tone?  “ CM Sab How are you here? You should be in the Rail Bhavan? “  CM replied “ I took 30 minutes off, look Comrade, I want to call off this stupid Dharna. Unfortunately I only know to start, run.  But not know how to stop!”  Comrade had a hearty laugh, and then said “ CM Sab, aap bacha hai in this khel.  If you start your scooter then you should know how to stop also.”  RR Nair   intervened “ Comrade, that is why we are here, bcos we know that you are an expert in starting samarams and stopping them too claiming victory every time! We are really impressed with you finding excuses for closing all samarams especially the Secretariat band, Cliff house band and the latest LPG band. Now you know well how we are in thick soup, that Shinde Sab, is so clever!” 

 

Pinarayi gave a triumphant smile & told them “ Don’t worry.  Do as I say, just go yourself or send some one with some sense, I mean not that Bharati or Biswas who are foul mouthed to LG (LT Guv) ok, and request him to save your skin.  Give in more and take little home Ok!

 

Don’t be adamant; learn Cooperation is always better than Confrontation. You know I live in this principle all these years.    I am sure LG will find some way to save you Ok. Then request LG to ask Rahul Gandhi.  Oh he is in not here. He is in Amethi. So Ajay Maken or Maneesh Tiwari may be ok to make a firm request to you to call off the Dharna. Now don’t wait to consult your chamchas, straight away declare Dharna is called off! Don’t forget to ask apologies from aam admi who have been inconvenienced ok!

 

CM got what he wanted. He & Nair got back to Rail Bhavan at 100Kph and was there in 10 minutes.  On the way Nair suggested that Yogendra Yadav would be Ok to meet the LG bcos he is the only sensible fellow around. To cut short the story, CM accepted sending two policewala on leave as dictated by LG and called off the Dharna in 10 minutes after Ajay Maken made the request: every thing went precisely as planned!

 

One could see the beaming Nair, for he has saved the Nation from a Constitutional Crisis! Again you needed a Mallu!

  

Tailpiece

 

 At about 8 pm CM got a call from the Comrade “ I know you did well. Congrats!  Hope you will keep one seat reserved for CPM   in Delhi for Loksabha“  

 

  


 

29.  Think before you Vote ! 25 Jan 2014 

 

 

  

 Wikipedia says in India black money refers to funds earned on the black market on which income and other taxes have not been paid. The total amount of black money deposited in foreign banks by Indians is unknown. Some reports claim a total exceeding US$1.4 trillion are stashed in Switzerland.[1] Other reports, including those reported by Swiss Bankers Association and the Government of Switzerland, claim that these reports are false and fabricated, and the total amount held in all Swiss banks by citizens of India is about US$2 billion.

 

In February 2012, the director of the CBI said that Indians have $500 billion of illegal funds in foreign tax havens, more than any other country. In March 2012, the Government of India clarified in its parliament that the CBI Director's statement on $500 billion of illegal money was an estimate based on a statement made to India's Supreme Court in July 2011.

 

Aam admi, not the AAP, like you and me doesn’t have the faintest idea as to which figure is closest to the actuals. Whatever may be the figure, these funds lavishing in the comfort zone of Switzerland and like countries if recovered would serve to stabilize the ever-weakening economy of India if recovered. 

 

Surprisingly Narendra Modi’s eloquence or Rahul Gandhi’s sporadic outbursts trying to portray himself as the savior of India and her democracy or likes of Prakash Karat’s or Gurdas Dasguta’s sermons to save the common man of India do not seem to include to suggest any concrete step how this mammoth funds could be brought back.

 

Are you and me, poor aam admi or the ‘Silent Majority’ as I would like to name you and me destined to suffer the whims and fancies of the political bigwigs of our great nation with out snivel?

 

Kindly think a bit before you go to the polling booth to elect the next Indian Govt in May next  

 

Please do not send this to Arnab Goswami for he would make a dozen questions on this, which would force the already battered

1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Go to page:

Free e-book «Scorpio Stings !, Scorpio *** [websites to read books for free .TXT] 📗» - read online now

Comments (0)

There are no comments yet. You can be the first!
Add a comment