Siete minutos, Ismael Camacho Arango [read with me TXT] 📗

It must be his majesty, King Mele, in person.
He puts his machine gun away and kneels on the floor.
MELE
Hiya!
Mele runs away while kicking the ball.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
We have two famous people here. I can’t believe it.
His voice sounds strange as he doesn’t have his false teeth.
Chucho appears with some more bottles and glasses, while Homer enters the scene accompanied by a beautiful woman.
HOMER
Good morning Excellency, good morning calculator. How did you sleep?
Everyone stands up.
HOMER
This is Madam Bulla. She’s the best soprano in the world.
Madam shakes a Venetian fan.
MADAM
Excellency, and how’s Mr. Calculator?
The president of Salvacion covers his mouth with a silk handkerchief.
PRESIDENTE OF SALVACION
I have some of your records. It’s an honour to meet you.
MADAM
You’re so kind.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Excuse me. I’ll come back in a moment.
He leaves the scene.
CALCULATOR
He lost his false teeth.
MADAM
It’s funny.
As she sits down, a head with horns crashes against her, and she falls down on the floor.
The calculator and Chucho help her to her feet.
CALCULATOR
Cagangosto has knocked you down.
Chucho picks up Madame’s wig from a bust of Julius Cesar.
MADAM
What an honour. He’s the best bullfighter in the world.
The astronaut moves across the scene, wearing space headgear while driving a blackboard.
MADAM
Who is he?
HOMER
He’s Simpson, the first American astronaut to set foot on Mars.
MADAME
He must be very old. I’ve seen many people on the camp of Marte.
HOMER
I’m talking of a star in the sky called Mars.
The president of Salvacion appears. He wears another set of false teeth.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
The man who was eating here seems to be mad.
He makes circles on his head.

HOMER
He’s Simpson, the first man to step on Mars.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
I remember now. It was that football game where they fought for the tenth star.
MADAM
I’m sorry Excellency, but Homer talks about those little stars in the night sky.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
I understand now. I’m always so busy. Homer’s guests are famous all over the
world.
HOMER
I would say the universe.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
We’ve been through university.
Mele runs in, breathing fast. They all stand up.