Siete minutos, Ismael Camacho Arango [read with me TXT] 📗

FIRST SAILOR
How can his majesty know where the matador is?
CALCULATOR
We’ll tell him that it’s goal 2002.
MELE
Hiya!
Homer ties the ball to the rope and calls Mele, who is eating a banana.
Homer bows.
HOMER
Your majesty
Mele puts the banana peeling on his shiny bold head.
MELE
Hiya!
Homer gives the peeling to a sailor.
HOMER
Do you want to score goal 2002 your majesty?
MELE
Hiya!
As king Mele kicks the ball, it goes faster than sound and the president’s wig flies up in the air.
FIRST SAILOR
It’s perfect.
MADAM
He’s a genius!
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Where is my wig?

MELE
Hiya!
FIRST SAILOR
He’s holding the cable.
Madam wears only her pants and bra by now.
MADAM
Thank God!
HOMER
You must pull at the same time now.
FIRST SAILOR
Bring the boat.
SECOND SAILOR
We must get the oxygen ready.
FIRST SAILOR
Bring him onboard now.
They all hear a shout of horror. Madam runs to the bars without her bra.
MADAM
He doesn’t have a head.
She faints.
HOMER
A shark must have eaten his head.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
The greatest bullfighter of all times has died.
He cries.
CALCULATOR
It isn’t so bad. He’ll perform better without a head.
HOMER
He’s breathing!
The men leave the scene. Madam remains in a comatose state and takes off her pants, as the calculator drinks wine and everyone is in silence.
A few sailors bring the headless body of Cagangosto on a stretcher. Homer comes behind them accompanied by the President of Salvacion.
HOMER
He needs oxygen.
Blood pours out of the neck
FIRST SAILOR
We must stop the bleeding!
SECOND SAILOR
We need Cobwebs.
A sailor puts a lot of cobwebs over the bleeding neck.
PRESIDENT OD SALVACION
We must place a plantain leaf