Siete minutos, Ismael Camacho Arango [read with me TXT] 📗

MELE
Hiya!
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
Your majesty, the Beatles are coming.
HOMER
They are the most resplendent jewel in the British crown.
CAGANGOSTO
They are members of the order Garreteer.
MELE
Hiya!
He runs after the ball.
MADAM
His majesty is a genius.
HOMER
He’s superman.
CAGANGOSTO
The wine is very good.
CALCULATOR
Let’s drink to your health, matador.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
We represent the best of humankind.
MADAM
God has gathered the best people on this ship.
The astronaut moves across the scene pulling a tower with luminous lights as a siren goes on. He stops and walks backwards.
CALCULATOR
Can I have some more prawns?
As Homer leaves the scene, the noise of the approaching helicopter fills everything.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
They have arrived.
MADAM
I’m going to faint.
CAGANGOSTO
You can faint here.
He opens his arms.
MADAM
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She falls in the arms of Cagangosto.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
What a sensible woman.
CAGANGOSTO
She’s very nice.
As he licks her body, she faints even more.
CALCULATOR
Where’s the urinal?
SAILOR
It’s over there.
He gestures with his hand.
The calculator goes away with the sailor.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
I don’t like that machine.
CAGANGOSTO
It looks like a domesticated space ship.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
He must be indifferent to human glory.
CAGANGOSTO
I don’t think he understands much about bulls.
PRESIDENT OF SALVACION
He doesn’t like art.
CAGANGOSTO