The Cat in Hat Adventures, Samantha Smith, Rosalinda Cabrera-Lopez [best biographies to read .TXT] 📗

The cat in the hat stood on a mat. He was so unbalanced that he fell over with a splat. He looked over and saw a rat! He ran off the mat and away from the rat. He ran to his master to get a pat! He got a pat, and a cat which ate the rat that was standing on the mat. The cat went to a part with frats. The cat in the hat hit a bong. He got so high his dick grew 3 inches long. Not only that, but he awoke in a thong, finding out his dick grew 3 inches long. The cat got whiskey started to get frisky, then took a gun--oh so risky. The cat got frisky, lost his whiskey and took the gun and shot a nun. Dude he had fun. So the cat in the hat ran from a rat, got a pat, a cat to eat the rat, stood on a mat, went to a part with frats, hit a bong, got high and grew his schlong 3 inches long, awoke in a thong, got frisky, got a gun, lost his whiskey and shot a nun, the poor cat in the hat was surely done.

Publication Date: 11-24-2013

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Dedication:
To fans of The Cat in the Hat, who aren't kids anymore.