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It's one thing to act stupid. But lacking common decency annoys the crap out of me. Here are some true scenarios I've been through:

1 When I was in fifth grade,(last year)a girl we will code name Ghettoisha simply picked out a piece of loose weave and laid it on my desk. The guy who liked me saw that, and we both luaghed. So after that, I got a tissue and discarded that tarantula of weave.

2 Twice now, at my school, people have put thier bags at the foot of the steps on one side, and sat on the other side, being stupid and giggling and flirting and being desperate in thier dumb cheerleading uniforms and...what was I talking about? Oh, yeah...anyway, they put thier stuff there more than twice, but twice I've witnessed someone fall becuase of that. I don't when I plan on telling the principal about that.


3. I was so happy when Italia Express started to cater to our school. But then I saw that guy....The guy who smart mouthed my friend about a salad....I asked for a cookie, and he looked at me like I was a butt.(But not with pleasure)He walked off. Then some lady came in and asked,"What do want?" Obviously, she was in a rush and wanted me out of the way, so I was stiaght forward and asked for a cookie. "One dollar," She said. I gave her my dollar as she pulled out a cookie


4. This year I've been volunteering to work at the conssesion stand. It's kinda like working for Mc. Donald's, but you don't get paid. Instead, I get community service our for NEHS, NationalElemntry Honor Society. Well, this one lady aked for nachos. My friend gave the nachos as I counted the change I had to give her. My friend went to go use the restroom, and the lady cameback saying, "I ain't got no cheese on this. How you expect me to eat nachos without no cheese? Ridiculous!" I was about to remind her that we are volunteers, not professinals, and that there was plenty of cheese, just not her liking. Instead, I said, "Would you like your money back?"
She shook her head, her earring bouncing and revealing a tattoo at the side of her neck and leaving a trial to her shoulder. I added more cheese to her nachos and dhe left, and I don't remember if she thanked me.

Here are some things that annoy me, and are common decency mishaps:
When someone takes a huge crap in the toilet and didn't flush
When people leave a buggy (or shopping cart)in a parking space at Wal-Mart
When people sneeze without covering thier mouths
When people sneeze into thier hands and wipe it on thier pants or skirt or shorts or whatever
When people have the nerve to NOT WASH THIER HANDS, IN YOUR PRESENCE
When people swear in church
When people lay thier head on me and leave dandruff


I guess I shouldn't be complaining so much considering some one has to go through worse things.


So I'll shut up and listen to some Corinne Bailey Rae and read.


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Publication Date: 01-22-2012

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Dedication:
To the people who lack common decency: you annoy the crap out of me.

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