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"I can tell."

"Just give it to me."

"Fine. We will have to move again soon, the donors want to meet you."

"Wonderful."

"I know, I know, but it's better than pitchforks, burning, and a stake in the heart."

"I agree, though people asking if I glitter isn't far behind."

"Remind me to thank Stephine Myers for that. I can't remember laughing so hard."

"I have never been more humiliated."

"Better than asking if you hunt deer."

"No, I would say it tops that."

"Just drink. It's A-Positive."

"Hm."

"What?"

"Have you checked for AIDS?"

"No, I'm just going to poison your blood so I can die: yes, I checked for AIDS. Did the whole nine-yards."

"Just being careful."

"I know, I know, because of Kayla."

"You do forgive me for her, don't you?"

"If I didn't, I wouldn't be here."

"But after what she did…"

"It hurt, sure; but it will feel damn good when I put a bullet through her skull."

"I'm sure it will."

"Are you ready to fly?"

"Yes, I am quite full now."

"No goodbye kiss?"

"Maybe when we land at wherever you want to go; it's your turn to pick."

"That's not fair."

"I have to carry your luggage."

"You have super-human strength!"

"And your clothes weigh a ton."

"Shut up."

"Heh."

"Blood-sucker."

"Oh, stop with the names; I regret what I am."

"I don't."

"But your family…"

"Shut it and fly."
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