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Name: Emma Place: Bonfire outside of Motley High School Time: Quarter to 5 *And remember to stay sober.* "Well, I guess you don't take to following instructions very well, do you?" Emma said, flipping the paper around and showing it to Turvy.

What if you boyfriend for two years cheats on you with the school slut? What if you found One Direction hiding from fan-girls under your bed? Then you just magically became the greatest friends in the world, like those Fan Fiction's every girl reads. Well everything that I said out of that is true........Yes, I found One Direction under my bed. This is my story of how those five idiots became my five idiotic best friends and how a stupid little love formed for one special little bad boy Zayn

My name is Silver. No, I'm not the Lone Ranger's horse, thank you. What I am, apparently, is a time-traveler. An unwilling one. All I wanted to do was go to lunch, but instead of heading out the door of the law office where I worked, I found myself in a forest, staring up at a dwarf on a stegosaurus. This is my journal, memoir, whatever you want to call it, of my inexplicable adventure through time. Hey, you got a sandwich you could share with me?

Tessa is going to die and she know's it because Death himself told her so. Okay so he isnt actually death he's a Death Bearer he is responsible for carrying souls to the other side and he's also in charge of group of teens called Grims the teens are the unknown causes of death throughout the world and Tess has decided to join them. Hey anything is better the alternative which was her soul being taken and fed off by a soul collector when she is given the oppurtunity at a different kind of life

Meow-meeeeeooooowwww! Hissssssssssssssssss!HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Libby Angel has the perfect life. Perfect parent's, perfect grades, and the perfect place on the dance team, captain. But, she doesn't want that. She doesn't want her life already planned out for her by her parent's. She wants to be free to make mistakes, or not get an a on a test. But her parent's would never approve. She's never drank, or partied, but they still aren't satisfied. What happens when she meets Ryan Castello, and ex gang member, who twists her life upside down? What about when

This is a quirky Indian love story, set in Southern part of India. It has all the elements of a perfect romantic comedy. Join Kismat as she sets out to fulfill her dreams of becoming a director in the South Indian film industry and meets Karthik along the way... A Fun read for almost all ages ;)

ATTENTION MEN! Are you ready to be Kiss-u-cated? Do you ever wonder if your kissing technique is up to par? Have you ever found yourself smack dab in the middle of a lip lock and you open your eyes only to see your date glancing at the clock on the wall? Do you wonder if there's more to kissing than just flesh touching flesh? If you answered yes to any of these questions...this is the book for YOU!!

The Country Boy's Guide to the bible so you don't have to read it yourself.

Name: Emma Place: Bonfire outside of Motley High School Time: Quarter to 5 *And remember to stay sober.* "Well, I guess you don't take to following instructions very well, do you?" Emma said, flipping the paper around and showing it to Turvy.

What if you boyfriend for two years cheats on you with the school slut? What if you found One Direction hiding from fan-girls under your bed? Then you just magically became the greatest friends in the world, like those Fan Fiction's every girl reads. Well everything that I said out of that is true........Yes, I found One Direction under my bed. This is my story of how those five idiots became my five idiotic best friends and how a stupid little love formed for one special little bad boy Zayn

My name is Silver. No, I'm not the Lone Ranger's horse, thank you. What I am, apparently, is a time-traveler. An unwilling one. All I wanted to do was go to lunch, but instead of heading out the door of the law office where I worked, I found myself in a forest, staring up at a dwarf on a stegosaurus. This is my journal, memoir, whatever you want to call it, of my inexplicable adventure through time. Hey, you got a sandwich you could share with me?

Tessa is going to die and she know's it because Death himself told her so. Okay so he isnt actually death he's a Death Bearer he is responsible for carrying souls to the other side and he's also in charge of group of teens called Grims the teens are the unknown causes of death throughout the world and Tess has decided to join them. Hey anything is better the alternative which was her soul being taken and fed off by a soul collector when she is given the oppurtunity at a different kind of life

Meow-meeeeeooooowwww! Hissssssssssssssssss!HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Libby Angel has the perfect life. Perfect parent's, perfect grades, and the perfect place on the dance team, captain. But, she doesn't want that. She doesn't want her life already planned out for her by her parent's. She wants to be free to make mistakes, or not get an a on a test. But her parent's would never approve. She's never drank, or partied, but they still aren't satisfied. What happens when she meets Ryan Castello, and ex gang member, who twists her life upside down? What about when

This is a quirky Indian love story, set in Southern part of India. It has all the elements of a perfect romantic comedy. Join Kismat as she sets out to fulfill her dreams of becoming a director in the South Indian film industry and meets Karthik along the way... A Fun read for almost all ages ;)

ATTENTION MEN! Are you ready to be Kiss-u-cated? Do you ever wonder if your kissing technique is up to par? Have you ever found yourself smack dab in the middle of a lip lock and you open your eyes only to see your date glancing at the clock on the wall? Do you wonder if there's more to kissing than just flesh touching flesh? If you answered yes to any of these questions...this is the book for YOU!!

The Country Boy's Guide to the bible so you don't have to read it yourself.