5 Days Of A Professional Killer's Life, M.J. Sparks [classic books for 12 year olds .txt] 📗

with a bad case of teen love." I was telling the truth.
"Well, we're 4 years older now, so we're way more mature than back then" It wasn't that long ago. Was he he trying to get us back together, even if i desperately wanted to? I wasn't going to tell him that.
"That's true, but do really still feel that way after 4 years?" I know I did.
"Yes, I do." Yup. We are getting back together. "I love you, Alex" Yeah, I was right.
"I love you too, Johnny" I had to leave, didn't I? "But I have to go." I went to give him a little kiss on the lips, but it turned intense in under 3 seconds. Once my lips touched his, I melted into his arms. Our bodies molded together like two pieces of a puzzle. After about 2 minutes, I noticed that I was sitting comfortably on his lap, with his arms wrapped firmly around my waist. Our lips finally parted when I broke the kiss to speak. "Now that's the Johnny I remember." I told him. He laughed a little.
"And that's the Alex I remember." he told me. I laughed too.
"Okay, now I really have to leave" I didn't want to go and Johnny didn't want me to. I wanted to stay and keep Johnny company.
"Alright" Johnny said while relentlessly loosening his grip on my waist. "I'll see you later, Alex" He was so good at being Johnny.
"Bye, Johnny."
I walked out of his room and back into the elevator, unwillingly. Ugh, I really want to go back in there, but I can't. Work. Interfering with my, untrusting, love life.
"Did you enjoy your time with Mr. Casco?" Front Desk asked with attitude.
"Um, it was pretty good," Front Desk is starting to piss me off.
"I heard you in there with him, Alex"
"Johnny...Mr. Casco is the only one who can call me Alex," Yeah, I'm way passed pissed now. "Why are you all up in our conversation? You creep"
"I'm not a creep. It's just that my policy is that if I can't have Mr. Casco for myself, then no one can," I see where she was going with this. "So now I have to terminate you"
Yup, saw that coming. "Goodbye, Bitch," I am going to kill her once I get out of this elevator, or just tell Johnny to fire her and then kill her. I don't know it's a hard choice. "Preparing to drop elevator." she was talking to the voice activated control panel. This bitch will not give up.
Now I'm feeling the way that you feel when you go down a big drop on a roller coaster. "Dammit!"
"Are you going to give up?" Front Desk asked in an ignorant tone.
"Hell no you dumb bitch! You must be fucking crazy!" I yelled into the intercom.
"I'm sorry that's not the right answer." She said that all robotic. I swear Front Desk is a fucking robot.
"Oh my god, Front Desk just joined my list." I just so happened to have a piece of paper and a pen in my back pocket (stole it from Front Desk's desk). I wrote down her 'name' right under this guy named Jesus DeMarco (that's another story). Then I saw that one of the tiles at the top of the elevator was loose. I decided to see if it led to the top of the elevator. Of course, it did. I climbed through the whole in the elevator roof and onto the top of it. I was falling majorly fast, and if I didn't get off this stupid thing, I would die. But I'm not gonna die yet. I got lots of stuff to do before I'm even 30.
With the extended amount of common sense I had because of my skill, I clung to the elevator ropes with my life. Well, my first attempt was a fail. I burned my hand really bad. It looked so bad, even in the terribly dim light I had in the elevator shaft. Once again I gripped the ropes and succeeded. I held onto it with dear life, while climbing up to see if anyone rang for the elevator and their door was still open.
"Bing!" Aha! I found one but it was like two floors down.
"Damn! Now I gotta go drop down two extra floors to get out of here!" But instead of complaining some more I just decided to slide down two floors. I carefully swung off the rope and landed on both my feet. There were three middle-aged guys, one with dirty blonde hair, one with brown hair and one with black hair. Plus an old woman waiting for that elevator that would never come back up.
"I advise all of you people to back away from this elevator shaft about 10 feet and hide behind something." I told them walking away calmly.
"Umm, Ms.? Can you help me? I'm trying to get to the top floor but this elevator isn't working. I keep on pushing the button but nothing is happening. Just the doors opening and closing but no elevator." That sweet old lady was a real dumb ass.
See now, by this time those three guys were smart and moved out of the way, maybe even chucked up a duece to the granny and ran. Just not little old granny. She had to have been deaf in the ear that was pointing my direction because if she wasn't this next thing wouldn't have happened to her.
"Excuse me, young la--?" That was the last we heard of granny. At that very moment the elevator hit the bottom floor, exploded and the explosion flew up the elevator shaft. Which just so happened to give granny a good third degree burn on every single inch of the front of her body. Granny was crispy. Everything in front of the elevator was burned crispy, like Granny. Moment silence, please. Okay, that's enough. I didn't even know the chick. She doesn't need that much of my time. Now to handle my new found business with Front Desk (it isn't really new but, before she tried to kill me, I didn't really have a problem with her).
I was making my way up the stairs to find Front Desk staring straight at me with a look on her that looked like she just saw a ghost.
"How the hell did you escape the elevator?! It was falling at 45 mph!" she was amazed and mad at the same time.
"I escaped through the tiles in the top. Grabbed onto the elevator's ropes, climbed up those, jumped onto the -1st floor, and just walked up here to handle my business with you. Oh and plus you damaged some of the -1st floor in front of the elevator and killed an old chick." I snapped back, telling her that happened in the last 30 minutes.
"Well, umm, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I did no such thing and there no business to be handled here." I could sense the fear crawling all over her. She didn't want to die. But she had to. That's what she gets for trying to kill a professional killer. Does that make any sense?
She tried leave. That was a dumb idea. I grabbed her gray cashmere sweater and couldn't go anywhere, and she knew that so she stopped trying. Then I turned her around.
"Umm, actually there is some business that needs to be handled. And yes, you actually did try to kill me in an elevator." I was so pissed right now. "But I gotta tell you a secret. Come here." She came closer.
"Umm, can I ask why?" she was so nervous.
"No, just come here." She leaned closer to me. "Closer." She leaned closer. "Closer." She leaned in enough that I could whisper that secret in her ear. I could feel her shaking way too hard.
"Umm, what were you going to tell me?" she had her words.
I whispered in her ear, "You are dead."
"Wha--" she had her last FULL words anyway.
BANG! I had a gun pointed at her head the whole time her head was right next to mine. I just didn't have it close enough to her that she couldn't feel it. I know what you're saying, "Damn! She's good!" I know I am you don't have to tell me twice.


Day 2
It's 3:30am. Just got back from talking to my buddy Eddie DeMarco (Jesus' brother), and his wife Marni. I was asking Eddie some more explosives. I was telling Marni about me and Johnny "catching up" again (it's in quotations because you know why). She was super excited to hear about it but then it started to get annoying. Eddie was taking an awful long time in the basement getting my explosives. I walked over to the basement door and opened it little bit. I heard something ticking and saw something counting down from 5 minutes. I ran to go get Marni and her big pregnant ass off the couch and into my car. "Come on Marni! Eddie set off one of his rubber time bombs!" I was so afraid I wasn't gonna get Marni and her unborn kid out of the house.
"Okay! But we can't leave Eddie! See if he's still in basement. This baby has to have a daddy!" She was screaming.
"Okay." I helped her outside and into the car with about 2 minutes left. I ran back into the house and downstairs. Halfway down the stairs, I saw someone in all black clothing with a black mask on and Eddie was on the floor with a knife jabbed into his shoulder. The strange person wasn't so strange anymore. I recognized her eyes. "Hi, Giulia"
"Hey, Alex. Long time, no see." Of course I haven't seen you. I don't fucking like you. "Well, I guess you came down here to get Eddie, right?" Hell yeah. What else is there? To see you? I don't think so.
"Hell yeah!" I snapped back.
"Well, to get out of here without dying and to save Eddie, you'll have to go through me." Like she was challenge.
"Okay Giulia. But just to let you know, I might just end up leaving you here to die in the explosion." I looked at the explosive. 56 seconds and counting. I thought fast, picked up the rubber explosive and threw it at Giulia, which landed in her mouth, just like planned. I quickly picked up Eddie and ran up the stairs and outside. I threw Eddie in backseat and hopped in driver's seat. I turned on the car in a flick of the wrist. I hit the gas and zoomed away from the house fast enough to not be effected by the explosion, but slow enough to not hurt the little unborn kid in Marni. We are nearly 2 miles from the dangerous house and me and Marni turn around to her house blow up in flames. Marni started to cry about where they were going to and I yanked out the knife that was sitting comfortably in Eddie's shoulder. Then for the worst reason, in the worst of times, in the best of cars, Marni stops crying and starts screaming like a psycho.
"The baby's coming!" Oh my god, Marni. Really?
"How do you know?!" I was freaking out about my car.
"My water broke!" Are you fucking serious, Marni?
"Dammit!" Now I have to drive all the way to the god damn hospital?! This night can't get any worse. But yet, it did. I see a grenade just rushing towards my car, a trail of smoke traveling behind it. "Oh my fucking god! Are you serious!?" I am way too cranky right now, and to add to that, this chick is pregnant & some dumbass is shooting sh*t at my car! All