5 Days Of A Professional Killer's Life, M.J. Sparks [classic books for 12 year olds .txt] 📗

I wanted to do is go to fucking sleep! And now I got to deal with this sh*t, I can't deal this! I need some sleep!
"What's wrong Alex?" Marni panted.
"Umm, Marni" I tried to say this as nice as possible. "There is a grenade headed for my car." I kinda failed.
"What?! What about the baby?!" She was so scared. Yeah, I failed epically.
"Please calm down, Marni. You'll effect the baby with your panicking." I tried to calm her down as I reached in the back both to wake up Eddie, and to try to find something soft to comfort Marni and her kid. I don't want to be responsible for that little kid's death.
I swear Marni was going to push that kid out too early, with all her panting and failing attempt to not push that baby out.
"Alex, please don't into the hospital!" If she doesn't stop screaming like an idiot. She will kill that baby by herself, with just the screaming and stressing, without my help.
"Calm down goddammit!" I couldn't take her constant bullshit.
"Okay." Finally. "But we hurry, 'cause the baby's coming soon!" she didn't scream this time, thank god, but she was still alert and in pain.
"I know that, I'm not stupid." I was so tired...Finally. A pillow for Marni, and we are in the hospital parking lot; I should have enough time to get Marni into the place, wake Eddie up, and kill the mother fucker who tried to fuck with me this early. Okay, we're parked. "Alright Marni, let's go." I got out of the car and went to the passenger side to get her out. Surprisingly, I was able to carry her pregnant ass. I ran into the hospital as fast as I could with Marni and her pregnant self in my arms. Then I flew past a nurse that actually cared about why I was running with pregnant chick in my arms.
"Excuse me, Miss," she was some where in her mid-twenty's, tall, skinny, brunette, bright red lipstick, wide hips, big ass, and nice sized boobs. She was one of those nurses that would fuck some of the younger patients. Whore. Do these people even check who they hire? "Are you going you sign that woman in?"
"Yes, I just have to get her into a room. Are there any available?" Come on lady.
"Yes. Straight down the hall, and then take the second room on the left."
"Thanks, I'll be to sign her in." I told the slutty nurse then went on my way. Straight down the hall; second room, 1,2; on the left. Room M-13. I opened the door and put Marni on the blinding, white bed. "Alright Marni. Now I'm gonna go sign you in and go get Eddie, okay?"
"Okay, Alex. Thanks. See you later." Bye, Marni. You crazy, pregnant bitch. So I have to sign Marni in, and get Eddie out of the ca--" Eddie, your up? By yourself? "Your up? Finally. What took you so long Eddie?" I was just glad I didn't have to carry his ass out of the car too.
"I don't know, but that doesn't matter. Where's Marni?"
"She's in Room M-13. Sign her in first." 'Cause I know sure as hell I wasn't gonna do it. "I'm out so, bye Eddie. I hope Marni and the baby make it through the delivery."
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Publication Date: 11-11-2010

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To My Future Self + Others Like Me, This Might Be You.