The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Alain René le Sage [most read books .txt] 📗
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At last, the moment I had been waiting for being arrived, namely
the dropping of the curtain on this favourite and standard piece,
we went, for my widow would go with me, behind the scenes, where
we caught a glimpse of Phenicia, who was playing off the amiable
and unaffected simpleton, and listening with all the primness of
studied simplicity to the soft chirping of a young stagefinch,
who had evidently suffered himself to be caught in the birdlime
of her professional or meretricious talents. No sooner did her
eye meet mine, than she quitted him with a genteel apology, ran
up to me with open arms, and lavished upon me all the
demonstrations of strong attachment imaginable. Our expressions
of joy at this unexpected meeting were indeed reciprocal; but
neither time nor place admitting of any very copious indulgence
in the privilege of asking questions, we adjourned till the
following day, with a promise of renewing our mutual inquiries
thick and threefold, under the shelter of her friendly roof.
The pleasure of talking is the inextinguishable passion of woman,
coeval with the act of breathing. I could not get a wink of sleep
all night, for the burning desire of having a grapple with
Phenicia, and closing in upon her in the conflict of curiosity.
Witness all the powers who preside over tattling, whether the
love of lying in bed, another passion of woman, prevented me from
getting up and flying to my appointment as early as good manners
would allow. She lived with the rest of the company in a large
ready-furnished lodging. A female attendant who met me at
entrance, on being requested to shew me Phenicia’s apartment, led
the way upstairs to a gallery, along which were ranged ten or
twelve small rooms, divided only by partitions of deal boards,
and inhabited by this merry band. My conductress knocked at a
door which Phenicia opened; for her tongue was cruelly on the
fidget to be let loose, as well as my own. We allowed ourselves
no time for the impertinent ceremonies which usually usher in a
visit, but plunged at once into a most furious career of
loquacity. It seemed as if we should have a tight bout together.
There were so many interrogatories to be bandied backwards and
forwards, that question and answer rebounded like tennis-balls,
only with tenfold velocity.
After having related our adventures each to other, and inquired
into the actual condition of affairs, Phenicia asked me how I
meant to provide for myself. My reply was, that I purposed, while
waiting for something better, to get a situation with some young
lady of quality. For shame, exclaimed my other self, you shall
not think of such a thing. Is it possible, my darling, that you
should not yet be disgusted with menial service? Are you not
heartily sick of knocking under to the good or ill pleasure of
others, of being cap-in-hand to all their caprices, and after all
to be entertained with that unchangeable tune called a scolding,
in a word, to be a downright slave? Why do not you follow my
example, and turn your thoughts towards the stage? Nothing can be
better suited to people of parts, when they happen not to be
equally favoured in the articles of wealth and birth. It is a
sphere of life which holds a middle rank between the nobility and
mere tradespeople; a profession exempted from all troublesome
restraint, and raised far above the common prejudices of humble
and decent Society. The public are our bankers, and we draw upon
them at sight. We live in a continual round of ecstacy, and spend
our money to the full as fast as we earn it.
The theatre (for she went on at a great rate) is favourable above
all to women. When I lived with Florimonde, it is a misery to
think of it, I was reduced to take up with the supernumeraries of
the prince’s company; not a single man of fashion paid the least
attention to my figure. How came that about? Because they never
got a glimpse of it The finest picture in the world may escape
the admiration of the connoisseurs, if it is not placed in a
proper light. But since I have been suitably framed and
varnished, which could only happen in consequence of a theatrical
finish, what a revolution! The finest young fellows of all the
towns we pass through are shuffling at my heels. An actress
therefore has all her little comforts about her, without
deviating from the line of her duty. If she is discreet, by which
we mean that she should not admit more than one lover into her
good graces at a time, her exemplary conduct is cried up as
without a parallel. She is called a very Niobe for her coldness;
and when she changes her favourite, she is reprimanded as
slightly by the world, as a lawful widow who marries a few weeks
too soon after the death of her first husband. If, however, the
widow should look for luck in odd numbers, and take to herself a
third, the contempt of all mankind is poured down on her devoted
head; she is considered as a monster of indelicacy; whereas we
happier women are so much the more in vogue, as we add to the
list of our favourites. After having been served up to a hundred
different lovers, some battered nobleman finds us a dainty dish
for himself.
Do you mean that by way of news? interrupted I as she uttered the
last sentiment. Do you imagine me to be ignorant of these
advantages? I have often conned them over in my mind, and they
are but too alluring to a girl of my character. The attractions
of the stage would be irresistible, were inclination all. But
some little talent is indispensable; and I have not a spark. I
have sometimes attempted to rehearse passages from plays before
Arsenia. She was never satisfied with my performance; and that
disgusted me with the profession. You are easily put out of
conceit with yourself, replied Phenicia. Do not you know that
these great actresses are very apt to be jealous? With all their
vanity, they are afraid lest some newer face should put them out
of countenance. In short, I would not be guided by Arsenia on
that subject; she did not give her real opinion. In my judgment,
and without meaning to flatter you, the theatre is your natural
element. You have admirable powers, free and graceful action, a
fine-toned voice, volubility of declamation, and such a turn of
countenance! Ah! you little rogue! you will bring all the young
fellows behind the scenes, if once you take to the boards!
She plied me with many flattering compliments besides; and made
me recite some lines, only by way of enabling me to form my own
judgment as to my theatrical genius. Now that she was my censor,
it seemed quite another thing. She praised me up to the skies,
and held all the actresses in Madrid as mere makeweights in the
scale. After such a testimony, it would have been inexcusable to
hesitate about my own merit. Arsenia stood attainted, nay,
convicted of jealousy and treachery. There could be no question
about my being everything that was delightful. Two players
happened to drop in by accident, and Phenicia prevailed on me to
repeat the lines I had already spouted; they fell into a sort of
enthusiastic trance, whence they were roused only to launch out
fervently in admiration of me. Literally, had they all three been
flattering me up for a wager, they could not have adopted a more
extravagant scale of panegyric. My modesty was not proof against
such praise from those who were themselves praised. I began to
think myself really worthy of something; and now was my whole
heart and soul turned towards a theatrical life.
Since this is the case, said I to Phenicia, the affair is
determined. I will follow your advice and engage in your company,
if they will accept me. My friend, transported with joy at this
proposal, clasped me in her arms; and her two companions seemed
no less delighted than herself at finding me in that humour. It
was settled that I should attend the theatre on the following day
in the morning, and exhibit before the collected body the same
sample of my talent as I had just displayed. If I had bought
golden opinions from Phenicia and her friends, the actors in
general were still more complimentary in their judgment, after I
had recited but twenty lines before them. They gave me an
engagement with the utmost willingness. Then there was nothing
thought of but my first appearance. To make it as striking as
possible, I laid out all the money remaining from the sale of my
ring; and though my funds would not allow of being splendid in my
dress, I discovered the art of substituting taste for glitter,
and converting my poverty into a new grace.
At length I came out. What clapping of hands! what general
admiration! It would be speaking faintly, my friend, to tell you
downright that the spectators were all in an ecstacy. You must
have heard with your own ears what a noise I made at Seville, to
believe it. The whole talk of the town was about me, and the
house was crowded for three weeks successively; so that this
novelty restored the theatre to its popularity, when it was
evidently beginning to decline. Thus did I come upon the stage,
and step into public favour at once. But to come upon the stage
with such distinction, is generally a prelude to coming upon the
town; or at least to putting one’s self up at auction to the best
bidder. Twenty sparks of all ages, from seventeen to seventy,
were on the list of candidates, and would have worn me in my
newest gloss. Had I followed my own inclination, I should have
chosen the youngest, and the most of a lady’s man; but in our
profession, interest and ambition must bear the sway, till we
have feathered our nest; that is as invariable a rule as any in
the prompt book. On this principle, Don Ambrosio de Nisana, a man
in whom age and ugliness had done their worst, but rich,
generous, and one of the most powerful noblemen in Andalusia, had
the refusal of the bargain. It is true that he paid handsomely
for it. He took a fine house for me, furnished in the extreme of
magnificence, allowed me a man cook of the first eminence, two
footmen, a lady’s maid, and a thousand ducats a month for my
personal expenses. Add to all this a rich wardrobe, and an
elegant assortment of jewels.
What a revolution in my affairs! My poor brain was completely
turned. I could not believe myself to be the same person. No
wonder if girls soon forget the meanness and misery whence some
man of quality has rescued them in a fit of caprice. My
confession shall be without reserve: public applause, flattering
speeches buzzed about on every side, and Don Ambrosio’s passion
kindled such a flame of self-conceit as kept me in a continual
ferment of extravagance. I considered my talents as a patent of
nobility. I put on the woman of fashion; and becoming as chary as
I had hitherto been lavish of my amorous challengers, determined
to look no lower than dukes, counts, or marquises.
My lord of Nisana brought some of his friends to sup with me
every evening It was my care to invite the best companions among
our actresses, and we wore away a good part of the night in
laughing and drinking. I fell in very kindly with so delicious a
life; but it lasted only
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