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difficult to wrap up so as to make it palatable. Authors in
general are stark mad on the subject of their own works, and such
an author might be more testy than the common herd of the
irritable race: but that suspicion seemed illiberal on my part,
for it was impossible that my freedom should he taken amiss, when
it had been forced upon me by so positive an injunction. Add to
this, that I reckoned upon handling the subject skilfully, and
cramming discretion down his throat like a high-seasoned
epicurean dish. After all my pro and con, finding that I risked
more by keeping silence than by breaking it, I determined to
venture on the delicate duty of speaking my mind.
Now there was but one difficulty; a difficulty indeed! how to
open the business. Luckily the orator himself extricated me from
that embarrassment, by asking what they said of him in the world
at large, and whether people were tolerably well pleased with his
last discourse. I answered that there could be but one opinion
about his homilies; but that it should seem as if the last had
not quite struck home to the hearts of the audience, like those
which had gone before. Do you really mean what you say, my
friend? replied he, with a sort of wriggling surprise. Then my
congregation are more in the temper of Aristarchus than of
Longinus! No, may it please your grace, rejoined I, quite the
contrary. Performances of that order are above the reach of
vulgar criticism: there is not a soul but expects to be saved by
their influence. Nevertheless, since you have made it my duty to
be sincere and unreserved, I shall take the liberty of just
stating that your last discourse is not written with quite the
overpowering eloquence and conclusive argument of your former
ones. Does not your grace feel just as I do on the subject?
This ignorant and stupid frankness of mine completely blanched my
master’s cheek; but he forced a fretful smile, and said — Then,
good Master Gil Blas, that piece does not exactly hit your fancy?
I did not mean to say that, your grace, interrupted I, looking
very foolish. It is very far superior to what any one else could
produce, though a little below par with respect to your own works
in general. I know what you mean, replied he. You think I am
going down hill, do not you? Out with it at once. It is your
opinion that it is time for me to think of retiring? I should
never have had the presumption, said I, to deliver myself with so
little reserve, if it had not been your grace’s express command.
I act in entire obedience to your grace’s orders; and I most
obsequiously implore your grace not to take offence at my
boldness. I were unfit to live in a Christian land! interrupted
he, with stammering impatience; I were unfit to live in a
Christian land if I liked you the less for such a Christian
virtue as sincerity. A man who does not love sincerity sets his
face against the distinguishing mark between a friend and a
flatterer. I should have given you infinite credit for speaking
what you thought, if you had thought anything that deserved to be
spoken. I have been finely taken in by your outside shew of
cleverness, without any solid foundation of sober judgment!
Though completely unhorsed, and at the enemy’s mercy, I wanted to
make terms of decent capitulation, and to go unmolested into
winter quarters: but let those who think to appease an
exasperated author, and especially an author whose ear has been
long attuned to the music of his own praises, take warning by my
fate. Let us talk no more on the subject, my very young friend,
said he. You are as yet scarcely in the rudiments of good taste,
and utterly incompetent to distinguish between gold and tinsel.
You are yet to lean that I never in all my life composed a finer
homily than that unfortunate one which had not the honour of your
approbation. The immortal part of me, by the blessing of heaven
on me and my congregation, is less weighed down by human
infirmity than when the flesh was stronger. We all grow wiser as
we grow older, and I shall in future select the people about me
with more caution; nor submit the castigation of my works but to
a much abler critic than yourself. Get about your business!
pursued he, giving me an angry shove by the shoulders out of his
closet; go and tell my treasurer to pay you a hundred ducats, and
take my priestly blessing in addition to that sum. God speed you,
good Master Gil Blas! I heartily pray that you may do well in the
world! There is nothing to stand in your way, but the want of a
little better taste.
CH. V. — The course which Gil Blas took after the archbishop had
given him his dismissal. His accidental meeting with the
licentiate who was so deeply in his debt, and a picture of
gratitude in the person of a parson.
I MADE the best of my way out of the closet, cursing the caprice,
or more properly the dotage of the archbishop, and more in
dudgeon at his absurdity, than cast down at the loss of his good
graces. For some time it was a moot point whether I should go and
lay claim to my hundred ducats; but after having weighed the
matter dispassionately, I was not such a fool as to quarrel with
my bread and butter. There was no reason why that money, fairly
earned, should deprive me of my natural right to make a joke of
this ridiculous prelate; in which good deed I promised myself not
to be wanting, as often as himself or his homilies were brought
upon the carpet in my hearing.
I went therefore and asked the treasurer for a hundred ducats,
without telling a word about the literary warfare between his
master and me. Afterwards I called on Melchior de la Ronda, to
take a long leave of him. He was too much my friend not to
sympathize with my misfortune. While I was telling my story
vexation was strongly imprinted on my countenance. In spite of
all his respect for the archbishop, he could not help blaming
him; but, when in the fever of my resentment I threatened to be a
match for the prelate, and to entertain the whole city at his
expense, the prudent Melchior gave me a salutary caution: Take my
advice, my dear Gil Blas, and rather pocket the affront. Men of a
lower sphere in life should always be cap in hand to people of
quality, whatever may be their grounds of complaint. It must be
admitted, there are some very coarse specimens of greatness,
which in themselves are scarcely deserving of the least respect
or attention; but even such animals have their weapons of
annoyance, and it is best to keep out of their way.
I thanked the old valet-de-chambre for the good counsel he had
given me, and promised to be guided by it. Pleased with my
deference to his opinion, he said to me: If you go to Madrid, be
sure you call upon my nephew, Joseph Navarro. He is factotum in
the family of Signor Don Balthazar de Zunigna, and I can venture
to recommend him as a lad in every respect worthy of your
friendship. He is just as nature made him, with all the vivacity
of youth, courteous in his manners, and forward to oblige; I
could wish you to get acquainted with him. I answered that I
would not fail to go and see this Joseph Navarro as soon as I
should get to Madrid, whither I meant to return in due time. Then
did I turn my back on the episcopal palace, never to grace it
with my presence again. If I had kept my horse, I should perhaps
have set out for Toledo immediately; but I had sold it during the
period of my administration, supposing that I was in office for
life, and should not henceforward be migratory. My final
resolution was to hire a ready-furnished lodging, as I had made
up my mind to stay another month in Grenada, and then to pay the
Count de Polan a visit.
As dinner-hour was drawing nigh, I asked my landlady if there was
any eating-house in the neighbourhood. She answered that there
was a very good one within a few yards of her house, where the
accommodations were excellent, and the company select and
numerous. I made her shew me where it was, and went thither sharp
set. I was shewn into a large room, resembling the hall of a
monastery in everything but good cheer. There were ten or a dozen
men sitting at a long table, with a cloth spread over it that
fretted in its own grease; but they, with unoffended nostrils,
were engaged in general conversation, though they dined
individually, each having a miserable scrap for his portion. The
people of the house brought me my allowance, which at another
time would have turned my stomach, and have made me sigh after
the luxuries of the table I had just lost. But at this moment I
was so indignant against the archbishop, that the homely fare of
a paltry eating-house seemed more palatable than the dainties of
his sumptuous board. It was a burning shame to see such a waste
of provisions served up in soups and sauces to pamper the
appetite. Arguing like a deep examiner in the economy of the
human frame, and reasoning medically as well as philosophically,
on the disproportion between the simple wants of nature and the
complexity of luxurious indulgence; cursed be they, said I, who
invented those pernicious dinners and suppers, where one must sit
on the tenterhooks of self-denial, for fear of overloading the
storehouse and shop of the whole body! Man wants but little here
below; and provided he can but keep body and soul together, the
less he eats the better. Thus did I, in my surly vein, give
utterance to wise saws; which, however just in theory, had
hitherto been little recommended by my practice.
While I was dispatching my commons, without any danger of a
surfeit from repletion, the licentiate Lewis Garcias, who had got
the living of Gabia in the manner above-mentioned, came into the
room. The moment he recognized me, he ran into my arms with all
the cordiality of friendship, or rather with the extravagant joy
of a lover after a long exile from his mistress. He folded me
repeatedly within his sincere embrace, and I was compelled to
stand the brunt of a long-winded compliment on the unparalleled
disinterestedness of my conduct towards him. Gratitude is a fine
virtue; and yet it is wearisome when carried beyond due bounds!
He took his seat next me, saying: Well! a parson must not swear;
though by the mass, my dear patron, since my good fortune has
thrown me in your way, we will not part without a jovial glass.
But as there is no good wine in this shabby inn, I will take you,
if you please, after our make-shift dinner, to a place where I
will treat you with a couple of bottles, rich, genuine, and old,
in comparison of which the Falernian of Horace was all a farce.
The church will give us absolution, in the cause of gratitude! If
I could but get you for a few days down at my parsonage of Gabia!
Maecenas was never more welcome to the poet’s Sabine farm, than
the author of all my ease and comfort to the choicest
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