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of shit not after… not tommorow… but now go do it… this is what you need “now” sense… “now moment”.

I met an orthodox guy and he told me… “I can tell you what’s wrong with all other religions… muslims… buddha..”

But still “You can’t point me one bad thing about Juesus…” This resistant fuck was very sure that I can’t do that he said even that he has studied religion… which means he has cherry pick the shit + come on… bible does not create peace. It creates chaos… if we got terror… abd war it’s mainly because of religion.

Different religions say different shit about sinners and how to deal with them.


JESUS DID FEW THINGS WRONG
HE NEVER BEND OVER AND SUCK MY DICK
HE IS A FRAUD AND A LIAR
MIRACLES?
GO SUCK MY DICK AND USE YOUR TONGUE TO CLEAN MY ASS

Awful upbringing… childhood… hortible father figure. With this beard more likely an economical  manipulation and influence. When we were cavemen..
We didn’t had religion… and life was great now with this religion… it’s like massive sexual mania.
Why this higher shit will give a fuck about you?
Why in first place it does that only when life is great… if you are poor and going into the trash you are left out. I just hate the noises of sleeping people it’s like SATAN IS COMMING!

Jesus is a miracle guy with snap of finger few whores should will be commin… which means he got a desire… he wants shit… come on his a flesh… meat… animal… he has sexual drive. The first problem with him is problematic libido that’s why they hide it… just like us we all hide our issues a d problems… we mask them… some people neglect them… others put make up on. The second one if he can do miracles why in first place he is not at least few times fucking… IT’S NOT SIN YOU FUCK… IT’S AN EVOLUTIONARY THING

Which makes the case open! Comedy: Bible (16)

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh we got human factory, cherry pick upers… and how far are we gettin?
Authenticity?
God is not authentic  mainly because he is the more shitties superhero we have ever seen.


“Two years hunger”


- Death… death… you can’t survive and scientifical standpoint you can’t fuck without energy… fucking needs energy… food gives yiu energy. Also if tw years of hunger have happen… we are talking about chaos about death… about plenny of death bodies… THIS AUTHOR GOING LITTLE TWO FAR
WISDOM?

GO FUCK YOUR MOM
IT’S CALLED MILF



“I am send from God”



- Let’s put this guy back from mentality ill hospital… we got an illness… PRETTY DELUSIONAL!

Lord is like Big Boss… IF I STARTED FOLLOWING THIS BOOK… I AM TALKING ABOUT MASSIVE AMOUTH BECOMMING AN IDIOT… + LEFTING OUT SOCIETY… REALISM

5 years of hunger… 6 years… CAN YOU COUNT… ?

365 DAYS EACH YEAR… SO LONG PERIOD STATISTICALLY WE TALKING ABPUT AWFUL GOD + PLENY … FUCKING PLENY OF DEATH BODIES

It’s sounds like fast liner… fast liner of fairytales.


“Here I am”

- Fuck you!

I am now reading shit like “Uda” the lion…sounds like the poetry or whatever is with expaining the main characters + adding up details… is… IT SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE SHAKESPEAREN SHIT

WE TALKING ABOUT HOLY MANIPULATOR
LET JESUS FUCK YOU
THIS FILTHY FUCK

Title applying of not being sure… what’s now next…

The talk sounds like talking with my granddad which mean the usefulness dies while you move on being useless… STILL EX-PEOPLE I HATE EM!

Egypt… egyptian fetish… I KNOW THAT IS PERFECT LOCATION… BUT FUCK YOU… AIN’T PLANNING TO DIEING IN THE SUN



“Coffins… three months hiding a baybe…”

We are talking about serious mental issues… those mother fuckers need hospitality. Hospitalization!


What type of fetish is making second characters make them main?



Before “Lord”…“God” now idualising “Egyptians”?

Really?


“He killed the egypt”

- Wow what?

James Patterson is here the fucking narrator?

What type of suprise is that?

Eatmyass.com?
Or fuckmeasfaraspossible.bg


“Bring Him To Eat Bread”


- I am not religious… Because there is limuts in food in islam you can’t eat pigs in christianity those folks  are with limitted thunder bender menu… Bread? Fish?
Blood?
Wine?



Sounds like an members out of the alcoholic family +  on the other side the menu is fucking limited… I don’t eat bread only… okay?

FOLKS?

If you don’t want me to fuck around… just don’t give me the fucking bible… OKAY… AIN’T PLAYING YOUR PERVERTED GAME!

“Groan from slavery.”
“Shouting go to God”
“Aliens”



What the hell is that?
Go get bucket of evidence and put it right in your fucking ass … Groan?
What’s that? Sexual fantasy?
Slavery and sexuality… OH OKAY I GOT IT BDSM

OH YOU SHITTY FUCJER IS NOT GROANING WHIKE BEING SLAVERY… DON’T RUIN THE WHOLE PIRN SECTION… PPEASE… UGH FUCKING PLEASE IT’S CALL BONDAGE FOR GOD SAKE YOU MORON YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

+ OTHER SIDE I SPOTTED HUGE AMOUTH OF CHILD CURIOSITY… OF WHAT I AM DOING… I AM MAKING SHIT UP?
LIKE YOU ALL OTHERS FOOLS 24/7


God once and for all got a message oh this goddam fucking fuck… once… at least fucking once to be less selfish and more selfless. Aliens… we got sci-fi?

“Remeber the tastement with Jacob, Avram and Isac?”

What’s that?
I get it God says that… we need to believe and trust the ehole idea… but still remembering what?
The homosexuality?
I was thinking about


Oh god I know you can get their position… I GET THIS WHOLE IDEA SUPRISE ME YOU PIECE FUCKING GARBAGE YOU PILE OF CHEAPLESS FUCKS…

“God Angel appeared”




STOP THE FUCKING DRUGS MEN… JUST STOP EM THE MOMENT YOU SEE SO MUCH SHIT THIS LEVEL OVER THE TOP USING DRUGS

Jesus or let’s say God as more clear… to be is an easy sterotype with beard… probably mid 30-40-ties…

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A HOMELESS PERSON
IT’S POSSIBLE TO BE GOD THIS IS THE BEST EXAMPLE OF INDIVIDUAL LIVING ALONE LIFE


WE NEED SEX IN BATHROOM?
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT’S THE PLACE WHERE HARD ONS MEET HOLES AND ALOBG THE WAY LOSE ALL CAPACITY OF MAKING BABIES

Comedy: Bible (Proper Arguments… Jehovah Witness) (Part 1)

 

by DeYtH Banger

 

“Better is a dish of vegetables where there is love than a fattened bull where there is hatred.”Proverbs 15:17“I, Jehovah, am your God, the One teaching you to benefit yourself, the One guiding you in the way you should walk.”Isaiah 48:17“Happy are those conscious of their spiritual need, since the Kingdom of the heavens belongs to them.”Matthew 5:3

“You must love your neighbor as yourself.”Matthew 22:39“Just as you want men to do to you, do the same way to them.”Luke 6:31“Happy are those hearing the word of God and keeping it!”Luke 11:28 “When a person has an abundance, his life does not result from the things he possesses.”Luke 12:15“So, having food and clothing, we will be content with these things.”1 Timothy 6:8“There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving.”Acts 20:35

- The bible is written by many authors… it’s not holy written from God it’s written from many people it’s mass manipulation… we got social media we got twitter the more believers manipulate. Beliving in invisible force… makes you happy… so the holy fuck… the emptiness which you feel is something which God needs place…

What a silly crazy arguments and this doesn’t stop us from moral conduct… cherry picking from the bible… this is some kinda joke?

You say that you believe then you

Cherry pick

How about

GETT ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB

AT LEAST WE ARE NOT DOING CHERRY PICKING UP HERE!

“Throw your burden on Jehovah, and he will sustain you. Never will he allow the righteous one to fall.”Psalm 55:22“The plans of the diligent surely lead to success, but all who are hasty surely head for poverty.”Proverbs 21:5“Do not be afraid, for I am with you. Do not be anxious, for I am your God. I will fortify you, yes, I will help you, I will really hold on to you with my right hand of righteousness.”Isaiah 41:10“Who of you by being anxious can add one cubit to his life span?”Matthew 6:27“So never be anxious about the next day, for the next day will have its own anxieties. Each day has enough of its own troubles.”Matthew 6:34 “Make sure of the more important things.”Philippians 1:10

“Do not be anxious over anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication along with thanksgiving, let your petitions be made known to God; and the peace of God that surpasses all understanding will guard your hearts and your mental powers by means of Christ Jesus.”Philippians 4:6, 7

- I like playing in the arrogant arrow… role… to be in this downside… fucking going forward with fucking around… SO here is the thing science is science… stable foundaments… bible is unstable shit… stop talking in complex words… going around the point… over the point but never on the point… that’s the bible… I read those above arguments.

CLEARLY

VERY ADAPTABLE SHITTY FUCKER

DOING COMEDY IN OTHER LANGUAGE.. … IS HARD!?

HOW ABOUT GO DOWN AND SUCK YOUR DICK… YOU GAY FUCK

GAY FUCKS SUCK

IT’S PROPER ARGUMENT FOR TONIGHT SHOW

HUSBANDS/FATHERS

“In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. A man who loves his wife loves himself, for no man ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cherishes it … Each one of you must love his wife as he does himself.”

Ephesians 5:28, 29, 33

“Fathers, do not be irritating your children, but go on bringing them up in the discipline and admonition of Jehovah.”

Ephesians 6:4

WIVES

“The wife should have deep respect for her husband.”

Ephesians 5:33

“You wives, be in subjection to your husbands, as it is becoming in the Lord.”

Colossians 3:18

CHILDREN

“Children, be obedient to your parents in union with the Lord, for this is righteous. ‘Honor your father and your mother’ is the first command with a promise: ‘That it may go well with you and you may remain a long time on the earth.’”

Ephesians 6:1-3

“You children, be obedient to your parents in everything, for this is well-pleasing to the Lord.”

Colossians 3:20

- So what?… I need to be obedient to my parerents?
How about go fuck yourself!

More proper and exact argument and on the point I can’t give you than this one here!

Subjections?

Who tha fuck are you

GO

kill yoursewlf

Silly fuck!

Manipulation of Jehovah… go fuck yourself!

Comedy: Bible (17)
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