God Who Cares? (Atheist), DeYtH Banger, VeNgeR GrEenTag [book club books TXT] 📗

formed the man from the dust on the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and the man became a living being.” (Genesis 2:7 NIV)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, which one is it? Air or dust? Admittedly, I am easily confused but now I am fully flummoxed. We have only travelled a page or two into the Bible and, already, God is contradicting himself. You would think his preamble would be the easy part! Once God has to remember names and locations after receiving all those prayer-mails and knee-mails, it’s bound to get more difficult. At the start of the second chapter, where it is said that God made man before all the plants and trees, we are in led into confusion again..."

 

 

 

- C.J. Werleman

 

 

"Lewis adds further to his take, as a Jew, on the Genesis claim for the creation of the earth, in his typical acidic style:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Jews know that earth was not created in seven days, because as Jews we know what we are good at. And what we are really good at is – bullshit! This is a wonderful story told to the Jewish people in the desert to distract them from the fact that they did not have air-conditioning. I would love to have the faith to believe it took place in seven days BUT I have thoughts and that can really fuck up the faith thing..."

 

- C.J. Werleman

 

 

 

 

 

"Final thoughts on this, where would Noah have kept the woodpeckers and the termites? With all these millions of animals, reptiles and insects on board this boat for months how big was the poo-room? Ha, poop..."

 

- C.J. Werleman

 

 

 

"the Canaan Desert. The Bible reconciles this in a manner that is arguably the most ridiculous of all.

 

 

 

 

 

The Bible has it written that the entire world, post-flood, spoke a single language. The world’s inhabitants gathered together on a flood plain in the land of Shinar, presumably somewhere in what we know to be Israel today. All citizens of the world united to build a new city, with what would be an iconic tower, being so magnificent that its pinnacle would seem to touch the heavens. Working together in solidarity and with a common purpose, the ‘world’ built this impressive tower made of brick and mortar, and indeed, according to Bible lore, it reached into Heaven.

 

 

 

 

 

Was God happy with this engineering feat of human endeavour? Was he happy that man had united after the virtual elimination of his species as a result of God’s flood? The answer is no, he wasn’t. In fact, God was furious that man would do such a thing without it being, specifically,..."

 

- C.J. Werleman

 

"What’s further interesting about this story is that Abraham lied and deceived a Pharaoh with God’s endorsement. What kind of moral teaching is this? I think all believers should find it somewhat unsettling that the human father of the Judaeo-Christian faith was a blatant liar. The Church of Latter Day Saints, the Mormon faith, was likewise founded by a convicted fraudster in Joseph Smith, but at least the Mormons got magic underwear for following him..."

 

- C.J. Werleman

 

"God says to Abraham:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Every male among you shall be circumcised. You are to undergo circumcision and it will be a sign of the covenant between me and you.” (Genesis 17:10 NIV)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thus, if you are male and reading this book, chances are you too have no foreskin, which according to some scientific claims contains 75% of the erogenous nerves of the penis. You can point to this passage in the Bible to explain the reason why your uncircumcised friends are experiencing 300% more pleasure during sex. I have to say, however, that I personally bear no grudge against God for this covenant, being circumcised myself, because if I were to enjoy sex any more than I currently do then I would never get anything accomplished. It would be a case of ‘goodbye, outside world..."

 

- C.J. Werleman 

Bible Arguments (Continue) Part 2

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am right... and this the truth up to the matter...
Life sucks!

How does God pops out?
The big boss... the big guy?
Who created him?
Amd how few couples create thousand of children...
Do you get it where are you going... you silly goose faggots...

Just fucking nowhere!

It depends which gospel you read..
Slavery...
Cherry Picking the bible it won't help in any way...
Each gospel throws different story?

And here is the best thing...
The best one...
You got son...
His name is Jesus you sacrafice him in the name of mankind sins?
Love?
Are you insane...
This outrageous...
Rape and then marry your victim?
How about go fuck yourself...
Has anybody read the bible or you belief in made up shit?



Most of your today beliefs are based upon no any good grounds... foundation...
This us the truth
The messengers
....
John
Matthew
Marcus
Luke

Those people sound like drunk people...
From the bar...
Nothing is historically...accurate...
You can not have in a courtroom
Four witnesses with four different opionions...
Which contradict each other...
Such thing...
Gets filter up and gets into the Bullshit sector.
Jesus = Historical stand point...
No accurate evidence...
Contradictions... with facts and story... does not apply as accurate...

People belief In God... But Lepricons... Santa Claus and Harry Potter all that are unreal...
If God exist can At Least be some kinda rapist,just asking?

We do know choice to stay in the unknown and in the mystery. Instead we choose the position..
To say there is "God", than "I don't know".



"If the God of the Bible is all-powerful and therefore omnipotent, then his wickedness is second to none. To be omnipotent means that not only did he create evil but he does nothing to prevent it. When small children were being thrown alive into burning furnaces during the Second World War, God did nothing to prevent their agonizing deaths, therefore permitting evil to take its course. Or put another way still, by the time you have completed reading this page, another few hundred children will die of thirst or starvation. Epicurus, the Greek Philosopher, had the common sense to write way back in 300 BC"



- Thats how you deal with babies you throw them in the fire...
Just throw those fuckers!

The best thing you can do... you can definetly stop believing...
BS...
IT HAS A PROBLEM...
FALSE PROBLEM
AND promised a solution...

Under Mormons its written morons
A-Semetrical moron

Back ON!

LAST CHAPTER

Bible Arguments (Extra)

 By DeYtH Banger

Oh men when is about bible it ends up into no needing this type of religion…
Or to be more clear not needing bible…
Full of lies
Not proper scornce and countless boring stuff…

BUT THE BIGGEST JOKE IS…
NEW TASTEMENT OS THE NEW JOKE BOOK FULL B.S.
Fun shit until you find its written by some kinda mental fuck up.

“"And the Lord smelled a sweet savor.”
Noah kills the “clean beasts” and burns their dead bodies for God. According to 7:8 this would have caused the extinction of all “clean” animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark. “And the Lord smelled a sweet savor.” After this God “said in his heart” that he’d never do it again because “man’s heart is evil from his youth.” So God killed all living things (6:5) because humans are evil, and then promises not to do it again (8:21) because humans are evil. The mind of God is a frightening thing. 8:20-21"


- Invisible man…
All Almighty All
Knowing
Working with pray
He has limits
And whatsoever the more you dig deep
The more ambigious idiots you start to see and feel…
“Yeah
GOD WORDS
YEAH

GOD ALMIGHTY AND AND ALL KNOWING WHAT A MORON THING”



We got Spirit…
Holy spirit…
Soul
Oh men fuck all of you. Its not about hatred about interogation of bullshit…
I got bullshit filter…

“"Into your hand are they (the animals) delivered.” God gave the animals to humans, and they can do whatever they please with them. This verse has been used by bible believers to justify all kinds of cruelty to animals and environmental destruction. 9:2

“I do set my bow in the cloud.”
God is rightly filled with remorse for having killed his creatures. He makes a deal with the animals, promising never to drown them all again. He even puts the rainbow in the sky so that whenever he sees it, it will remind him of his promise so that he won’t be tempted to do it again. (Every time God sees the rainbow he says to himself: “Oh, yeah…. That’s right. I promised not to drown the animals again. I guess I’ll have to find something else to do.”).
But rainbows are caused by the nature of light, the refractive index of water, and the shape of raindrops. There were rainbows billions of years before humans existed. 9:13"



“"They speedily took down every man his sack to the ground, and opened every man his sack … and the cup was found in Benjamin’s sack. Then they rent their clothes.” 14:12-13



The Jews were God’s chosen people. So why did God have them enslaved for 400 years? 15:13

When it was dark, there appeared from out of nowhere a burning lamp between the pieces of dead animals. 15:17



“And Abram fell on his face.” 17:3

Abraham laughs at God for telling him that he and Sarah will have a child, when they are 100 and 90 years old, respectively.17:17

Abraham"



- Absurdity after absurdity… quran is easy read than a Bible B.S.
God huge communication with mankind old tastement….bible…
But now…
Holy cow
Nothing


God…
God
God…
God
…
God
Lord
Lord
What a moral idiotic story… each day by day I become dumb and dumb… oh men!

Segub
Arub
Jerorich
What the hell??
What the fuck sake???
Where all those fucks out???
From where…
Am I wrong??