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The First Edition Of This Book Was Written, From Beginning To
End, In The Short Space Of Five Months, Without The Aid Of
Diary Or Notes, Beyond Those Cited As Such From A Former
Work.
The Author, Having No Expectation That His Reminiscences
Would Be Received With The Kind Indulgence Of Which This
Preface To Second Edition Pg 2Second Edition Is The Proof, With Diffidence Ventured To Tell
So Many Tales Connected With His Own Unimportant Life As He
Has Done. Emboldened By The Reception His 'Tracks' Have Met
With, He Now Adds A Few Stories Which He Trusts May Further
Amuse Its Readers.
June 1905.
Chapter 1 Pg 3
We Know More Of The Early Days Of The Pyramids Or Of Ancient
Babylon Than We Do Of Our Own. The Stone Age, The Dragons Of
The Prime, Are Not More Remote From Us Than Is Our Earliest
Childhood. It Is Not So Long Ago For Any Of Us; And Yet, Our
Memories Of It Are But Veiled Spectres Wandering In The Mazes
Of Some Foregone Existence.
Are We Really Trailing Clouds Of Glory From Afar? Or Are Our
'Forgettings' Of The Outer Eden Only? Or, Setting Poetry
Aside, Are They Perhaps The Quickening Germs Of All Past
Heredity - An Epitome Of Our Race And Its Descent? At Any
Rate Then, If Ever, Our Lives Are Such Stuff As Dreams Are
Made Of. There Is No Connected Story Of Events, Thoughts,
Acts, Or Feelings. We Try In Vain To Re-Collect; But The
Secrets Of The Grave Are Not More Inviolable, - For The
Beginnings, Like The Endings, Of Life Are Lost In Darkness.
It Is Very Difficult To Affix A Date To Any Relic Of That Dim
Past. We May Have A Distinct Remembrance Of Some Pleasure,
Some Pain, Some Fright, Some Accident, But The Vivid Does Not
Help Us To Chronicle With Accuracy. A Year Or Two Makes A
Vast Difference In Our Ability. We Can Remember Well Enough
When We Donned The 'Cauda Virilis,' But Not When We Left Off
Petticoats.
The First Remembrance To Which I Can Correctly Tack A Date Is
The Death Of George Iv. I Was Between Three And Four Years
Old. My Recollection Of The Fact Is Perfectly Distinct -
Distinct By Its Association With Other Facts, Then Far More
Weighty To Me Than The Death Of A King.
I Was Watching With Rapture, For The First Time, The Spinning
Of A Peg-Top By One Of The Grooms In The Stable Yard, When
Chapter 1 Pg 4The Coachman, Who Had Just Driven My Mother Home, Announced
The Historic News. In A Few Minutes Four Or Five Servants -
Maids And Men - Came Running To The Stables To Learn
Particulars, And The Peg-Top, To My Sorrow, Had To Be
Abandoned For Gossip And Flirtation. We Were A Long Way From
Street Criers - Indeed, Quite Out Of Town. My Father's House
Was In Kensington, A Little Further West Than The Present
Museum. It Was Completely Surrounded By Fields And Hedges.
I Mention The Fact Merely To Show To What Age Definite Memory
Can Be Authentically Assigned. Doubtless We Have Much
Earlier Remembrances, Though We Must Reckon These By Days, Or
By Months At The Outside. The Relativity Of The Reckoning
Would Seem To Make Time Indeed A 'Form Of Thought.'
Two Or Three Reminiscences Of My Childhood Have Stuck To Me;
Some Of Them On Account Of Their Comicality. I Was Taken To
A Children's Ball At St. James's Palace. In My Mind's Eye I
Have But One Distinct Vision Of It. I Cannot See The Crowd -
There Was Nothing To Distinguish That From What I Have So
Often Seen Since; Nor The Court Dresses, Nor The Soldiers
Even, Who Always Attract A Child's Attention In The Streets;
But I See A Raised Dais On Which Were Two Thrones. William
Iv. Sat On One, Queen Adelaide On The Other. I Cannot Say
Whether We Were Marched Past In Turn, Or How I Came There.
But I Remember The Look Of The King In His Naval Uniform. I
Remember His White Kerseymere Breeches, And Pink Silk
Stockings, And Buckled Shoes. He Took Me Between His Knees,
And Asked, 'Well, What Are You Going To Be, My Little Man?'
'A Sailor,' Said I, With Brazen Simplicity.
'Going To Avenge The Death Of Nelson - Eh? Fond O' Sugar-
Plums?'
'Ye-Es,' Said I, Taking A Mental Inventory Of Stars And
Anchor Buttons.
Upon This, He Fetched From The Depths Of His Waistcoat Pocket
A Capacious Gold Box, And Opened It With A Tap, As Though He
Were About To Offer Me A Pinch Of Snuff. 'There's For You,'
Said He.
I Helped Myself, Unawed By The Situation, And With My Small
Fist Clutching The Bonbons, Was Passed On To Queen Adelaide.
She Gave Me A Kiss, For Form's Sake, I Thought; And I
Scuttled Back To My Mother.
But Here Followed The Shocking Part Of The Enfant Terrible's
Adventure. Not Quite Sure Of Her Majesty's Identity - I Had
Never Heard There Was A Queen - I Naively Asked My Mother, In
A Very Audible Stage-Whisper, 'Who Is The Old Lady With - ?'
My Mother Dragged Me Off The Instant She Had Made Her
Curtsey. She Had A Quick Sense Of Humour; And, Judging From
Her Laughter, When She Told Her Story To Another Lady In The
Chapter 1 Pg 5Supper Room, I Fancied I Had Said Or Done Something Very
Funny. I Was Rather Disconcerted At Being Seriously
Admonished, And Told I Must Never Again Comment Upon The
Breath Of Ladies Who Condescended To Kiss, Or To Speak To,
Me.
While We Lived At Kensington, Lord Anglesey Used Often To Pay
My Mother A Visit. She Had Told Me The Story Of The Battle
Of Waterloo, In Which My Uncle George - 6th Lord Albemarle -
Had Taken Part; And Related How Lord Anglesey Had Lost A Leg
There, And How One Of His Legs Was Made Of Cork. Lord
Anglesey Was A Great Dandy. The Cut Of The Paget Hat Was An
Heirloom For The Next Generation Or Two, And The Gallant
Marquis' Boots And Tightly-Strapped Trousers Were Patterns Of
Polish And Precision. The Limp Was Perceptible; But Of Which
Leg, Was, In Spite Of Careful Investigation, Beyond My
Diagnosis. His Presence Provoked My Curiosity, Till One Fine
Day It Became Too Strong For Resistance. While He Was Busily
Engaged In Conversation With My Mother, I, Watching For The
Chance, Sidled Up To His Chair, And As Soon As He Looked
Away, Rammed My Heel On To His Toes. They Were His Toes.
And Considering The Jump And The Oath Which Instantly
Responded To My Test, I Am Persuaded They Were Abnormally
Tender Ones. They Might Have Been Made Of Corns, Certainly
Not Of Cork.
Another Discovery I Made About This Period Was, For Me At
Least, A 'Record': It Happened At Quidenham - My Grandfather
The 4th Lord Albemarle's Place.
Some Excursion Was Afoot, Which Needed An Early Breakfast.
When This Was Half Over, One Married Couple Were Missing. My
Grandfather Called Me To Him (I Was Playing With Another
Small Boy In One Of The Window Bays). 'Go And Tell Lady
Maria, With My Love,' Said He, 'That We Shall Start In Half
An Hour. Stop, Stop A Minute. Be Sure You Knock At The
Door.' I Obeyed Orders - I Knocked At The Door, But Failed
To Wait For An Answer. I Entered Without It. And What Did I
Behold? Lady Maria Was Still In Bed; And By The Side Of Lady
M. Was, Very Naturally, Lady M.'S Husband, Also In Bed And
Fast Asleep. At First I Could Hardly Believe My Senses. It
Was Within The Range Of My Experience That Boys Of My Age
Occasionally Slept In The Same Bed. But That A Grown Up Man
Should Sleep In The Same Bed With His Wife Was Quite Beyond
My Notion Of The Fitness Of Things. I Was So Staggered, So
Long In Taking In This Astounding Novelty, That I Could Not
At First Deliver My Grandfathers Message. The Moment I Had
Done So, I Rushed Back To The Breakfast Room, And In A Loud
Voice Proclaimed To The Company What I Had Seen. My Tale
Produced All The Effect I Had Anticipated, But Mainly In The
Shape Of Amusement. One Wag - My Uncle Henry Keppel - Asked
For Details, Gravely Declaring He Could Hardly Credit My
Statement. Every One, However, Seemed Convinced By The
Circumstantial Nature Of My Evidence When I Positively
Chapter 1 Pg 6Asserted That Their Heads Were Not Even At Opposite Ends Of
The Bed, But Side By Side Upon The Same Pillow.
A Still Greater Soldier Than Lord Anglesey Used To Come To
Holkham Every Year, A Great Favourite Of My Father's;
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