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Arm, And At The Extremity Of Lash And Handle, Was Very Severe
Punishment. Each Knot Brought Blood, And The Shock Of The
Blow Knocked The Breath Out Of A Man With An Involuntary
'Ugh!' However Stoically He Bore The Pain.
I Have Seen Many A Bad Man Flogged For Unpardonable Conduct,
And Many A Good Man For A Glass Of Grog Too Much. My Firm
Conviction Is That The Bad Man Was Very Little The Better;
The Good Man Very Much The Worse. The Good Man Felt The
Disgrace, And Was Branded For Life. His Self-Esteem Was
Permanently Maimed, And He Rarely Held Up His Head Or Did His
Best Again. Besides Which, - And This Is True Of All
Punishment - Any Sense Of Injustice Destroys Respect For The
Punisher. Still I Am No Sentimentalist; I Have A Contempt
For, And Even A Dread Of, Sentimentalism. For Boy
Housebreakers, And For Ruffians Who Commit Criminal Assaults,
The Rod Or The Lash Is The Only Treatment.
A Comic Piece Of Insubordination On My Part Recurs To Me In
Connection With Flogging. About The Year 1840 Or 1841, A
Midshipman On The Pacific Station Was Flogged. I Think The
Ship Was The 'Peak.' The Event Created Some Sensation, And
Was Brought Before Parliament. Two Frigates Were Sent Out To
Furnish A Quorum Of Post-Captains To Try The Responsible
Commander. The Verdict Of The Court-Martial Was A Severe
Reprimand. This Was, Of Course, Nuts To Every Midshipman In
The Service.
Shortly After It Became Known I Got Into A Scrape For
Laughing At, And Disobeying The Orders Of, Our First-
Lieutenant, - The Head Of The Executive On Board A Frigate.
As A Matter Of Fact, The Orders Were Ridiculous, For The Said
Officer Was Tipsy. Nevertheless, I Was Reported, And Had Up
Before The Captain. 'Old Tommy' Was, Or Affected To Be, Very
Angry. I Am Afraid I Was Very 'Cheeky.' Whereupon Sir
Thomas Did Lose His Temper, And Threatened To Send For The
Boatswain To Tie Me Up And Give Me A Dozen, - Not On The
Back, But Where The Back Leaves Off. Undismayed By The
Threat, And Mindful Of The Episode Of The 'Peak' (?) I Looked
The Old Gentleman In The Face, And Shrilly Piped Out, 'It's
As Much As Your Commission Is Worth, Sir.' In Spite Of His
Previous Wrath, He Was So Taken Aback By My Impudence That He
Burst Out Laughing, And, To Hide It, Kicked Me Out Of The
Cabin.
After Another Severe Attack Of Fever, And During A Long
Convalescence, I Was Laid Up At Macao, Where I Enjoyed The
Hospitality Of Messrs. Dent And Of Messrs. Jardine And
Matheson. Thence I Was Invalided Home, And Took My Passage
To Bombay In One Of The Big East India Tea-Ships. As I Was
Being Carried Up The Side In The Arms Of One Of The Boatmen,
I Overheard Another Exclaim: 'Poor Little Beggar. He'll
Never See Land Again!'
Chapter 7 Pg 39The Only Other Passenger Was Colonel Frederick Cotton, Of The
Madras Engineers, One Of A Distinguished Family. He, Too,
Had Been Through The China Campaign, And Had Also Broken
Down. We Touched At Manila, Batavia, Singapore, And Several
Other Ports In The Malay Archipelago, To Take In Cargo.
While That Was Going On, Cotton, The Captain, And I Made
Excursions Inland. Altogether I Had A Most Pleasant Time Of
It Till We Reached Bombay.
My Health Was Now Re-Established; And After A Couple Of Weeks
At Bombay, Where I Lived In A Merchant's House, Cotton Took
Me To Poonah And Ahmadnagar; In Both Of Which Places I Stayed
With His Friends, And Messed With The Regiments. Here A Copy
Of The 'Times' Was Put Into My Hands; And I Saw A Notice Of
The Death Of My Father.
After A Fortnight's Quarantine At La Valetta, Where Two Young
Englishmen - One An Oxford Man - Shared The Same Rooms In The
Fort With Me, We Three Returned To England; And (I Suppose
Few Living People Can Say The Same) Travelled From Naples To
Calais Before There Was A Single Railway On The Continent.
At The End Of Two Months' Leave In England I Was Appointed To
The 'Caledonia,' Flagship At Plymouth. Sir Thomas Bouchier
Had Written To The Admiral, Sir Edward Codrington, Of
Navarino Fame (Whose Daughter Sir Thomas Afterwards Married),
Giving Me 'A Character.' Sir Edward Sent For Me, And Was
Most Kind. He Told Me I Was To Go To The Pacific In The
First Ship That Left For South America, Which Would Probably
Be In A Week Or Two; And He Gave Me A Letter To His Friend,
Admiral Thomas, Who Commanded On That Station.
About This Time, And For A Year Or Two Later, The Relations
Between England And America Were Severely Strained By What
Was Called 'The Oregon Question.' The Dispute Was Concerning
The Right Of Ownership Of The Mouth Of The Columbia River,
And Of Vancouver's Island. The President As Well As The
American People Took The Matter Up Very Warmly; And Much
Discretion Was Needed To Avert The Outbreak Of Hostilities.
In Sir Edward's Letter, Which He Read Out And Gave To Me
Open, He Requested Admiral Thomas To Put Me Into Any Ship
'That Was Likely To See Service'; And Quoted A Word Or Two
From My Dear Old Captain Sir Thomas, Which Would Probably
Have Given Me A Lift.
The Prospect Before Me Was Brilliant. What Could Be More
Delectable Than The Chance Of A War? My Fancy Pictured All
Sorts Of Opportunities, Turned To The Best Account, - My
Seniors Disposed Of, And Myself, With A Pair Of Epaulets,
Commanding The Smartest Brig In The Service.
Alack-A-Day! What A Climb Down From Such High Flights My Life
Has Been. The Ship In Which I Was To Have Sailed To The West
Chapter 7 Pg 40Was Suddenly Countermanded To The East. She Was To Leave For
China The Following Week, And I Was Already Appointed To Her,
Not Even As A 'Super.'
My Courage And My Ambition Were Wrecked At A Blow. The
Notion Of Returning For Another Three Years To China, Where
All Was Now Peaceful And Stale To Me, The Excitement Of The
War At An End, Every Port Reminding Me Of My Old Comrades,
Visions Of Renewed Fevers And Horrible Food, - Were More Than
I Could Stand.
I Instantly Made Up My Mind To Leave The Navy. It Was A
Wilful, And Perhaps A Too Hasty, Impulse. But I Am Impulsive
By Nature; And Now That My Father Was Dead, I Fancied Myself
To A Certain Extent My Own Master. I Knew Moreover, By My
Father's Will, That I Should Not Be Dependent Upon A
Profession. Knowledge Of Such A Fact Has Been The Ruin Of
Many A Better Man Than I. I Have No Virtuous Superstitions
In Favour Of Poverty - Quite The Reverse - But I Am Convinced
That The Rich Man, Who Has Never Had To Earn His Position Or
His Living, Is More To Be Pitied And Less Respected Than The
Poor Man Whose Comforts Certainly, If Not His Bread, Have
Depended On His Own Exertions.
My Mother Had A Strong Will Of Her Own, And I Could Not Guess
What Line She Might Take. I Also Apprehended The Opposition
Of My Guardians. On The Whole, I Opined A Woman's Heart
Would Be The Most Suitable For An Appeal Ad Misericordiam.
So I Pulled Out The Agony Stop, And Worked The Pedals Of
Despair With All The Anguish At My Command.
'It Was Easy Enough For Her To Revel In Luxury And Consign Me
To A Life Worse Than A Convict's. But How Would She Like To
Live On Salt Junk, To Keep Night Watches, To Have To Cut Up
Her Blankets For Ponchos (I Knew She Had Never Heard The
Word, And That It Would Tell Accordingly), To Save Her From
Being Frozen To Death? How Would She Like To Be Mast-Headed
When A Ship Was Rolling Gunwale Under? As To The Wishes Of
My Guardians, Were Their Feelings To Be Considered Before
Mine? I Should Like To See Lord Rosebery Or Lord Spencer In
My Place! They'd Very Soon Wish They Had A Mother Who &C.
&C.'
When My Letter Was Finished I Got Leave To Go Ashore To Post
It. Feeling Utterly Miserable, I Had My Hair Cut; And,
Rendered Perfectly Reckless By My Appearance, I Consented To
Have What Was Left Of It Tightly Curled With A Pair Of Tongs.
I Cannot Say That I Shared In Any Sensible Degree The
Pleasure Which This Operation Seemed To Give To The Artist.
But When I Got Back To The Ship The Sight Of My Adornment
Kept My Messmates In An Uproar For The Rest Of The Afternoon.
Whether The Touching Appeal To My Mother Produced Tears, Or
Of What Kind, Matters Little; It Effectually Determined My
Chapter 7 Pg 41Career. Before My New Ship Sailed For China, I Was Home
Again, And In Full Possession Of My Coveted Freedom As A
Civilian.
Chapter 8 Pg 42
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