Arms and the Man, George Bernard Shaw [best classic novels TXT] 📗
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pretend to laugh at myself? (She again turns to go.) Louka! (She
stops near the door.) Remember: you belong to me.
LOUKA (quietly). What does that mean—an insult?
SERGIUS (commandingly). It means that you love me, and that I
have had you here in my arms, and will perhaps have you there
again. Whether that is an insult I neither know nor care: take
it as you please. But (vehemently) I will not be a coward and a
trifler. If I choose to love you, I dare marry you, in spite of
all Bulgaria. If these hands ever touch you again, they shall
touch my affianced bride.
LOUKA. We shall see whether you dare keep your word. But take
care. I will not wait long.
SERGIUS (again folding his arms and standing motionless in the
middle of the room). Yes, we shall see. And you shall wait my
pleasure.
(Bluntschli, much preoccupied, with his papers still in his hand, enters, leaving the door open for Louka to go out. He goes across to the table, glancing at her as he passes. Sergius, without altering his resolute attitude, watches him steadily. Louka goes out, leaving the door open.)BLUNTSCHLI (absently, sitting at the table as before, and
putting down his papers). That’s a remarkable looking young
woman.
SERGIUS (gravely, without moving). Captain Bluntschli.
BLUNTSCHLI. Eh?
SERGIUS. You have deceived me. You are my rival. I brook no
rivals. At six o’clock I shall be in the drilling-ground on the
Klissoura road, alone, on horseback, with my sabre. Do you
understand?
BLUNTSCHLI (staring, but sitting quite at his ease). Oh, thank
you: that’s a cavalry man’s proposal. I’m in the artillery; and
I have the choice of weapons. If I go, I shall take a machine
gun. And there shall be no mistake about the cartridges this
time.
SERGIUS (flushing, but with deadly coldness). Take care, sir.
It is not our custom in Bulgaria to allow invitations of that
kind to be trifled with.
BLUNTSCHLI (warmly). Pooh! don’t talk to me about Bulgaria. You
don’t know what fighting is. But have it your own way. Bring
your sabre along. I’ll meet you.
SERGIUS (fiercely delighted to find his opponent a man of
spirit). Well said, Switzer. Shall I lend you my best horse?
BLUNTSCHLI. No: damn your horse!---thank you all the same, my
dear fellow. (Raina comes in, and hears the next sentence.) I
shall fight you on foot. Horseback’s too dangerous: I don’t want
to kill you if I can help it.
RAINA (hurrying forward anxiously). I have heard what Captain
Bluntschli said, Sergius. You are going to fight. Why? (Sergius
turns away in silence, and goes to the stove, where he stands
watching her as she continues, to Bluntschli) What about?
BLUNTSCHLI. I don’t know: he hasn’t told me. Better not
interfere, dear young lady. No harm will be done: I’ve often
acted as sword instructor. He won’t be able to touch me; and
I’ll not hurt him. It will save explanations. In the morning I
shall be off home; and you’ll never see me or hear of me again.
You and he will then make it up and live happily ever after.
RAINA (turning away deeply hurt, almost with a sob in her
voice). I never said I wanted to see you again.
SERGIUS (striding forward). Ha! That is a confession.
RAINA (haughtily). What do you mean?
SERGIUS. You love that man!
RAINA (scandalized). Sergius!
SERGIUS. You allow him to make love to you behind my back, just
as you accept me as your affianced husband behind his.
Bluntschli: you knew our relations; and you deceived me. It is
for that that I call you to account, not for having received
favours that I never enjoyed.
BLUNTSCHLI (jumping up indignantly). Stuff! Rubbish! I have
received no favours. Why, the young lady doesn’t even know
whether I’m married or not.
RAINA (forgetting herself). Oh! (Collapsing on the ottoman.)
Are you?
SERGIUS. You see the young lady’s concern, Captain Bluntschli.
Denial is useless. You have enjoyed the privilege of being
received in her own room, late at night—
BLUNTSCHLI (interrupting him pepperily). Yes; you blockhead!
She received me with a pistol at her head. Your cavalry were at
my heels. I’d have blown out her brains if she’d uttered a cry.
SERGIUS (taken aback). Bluntschli! Raina: is this true?
RAINA (rising in wrathful majesty). Oh, how dare you, how dare
you?
BLUNTSCHLI. Apologize, man, apologize! (He resumes his seat at
the table.)
SERGIUS (with the old measured emphasis, folding his arms). I
never apologize.
RAINA (passionately). This is the doing of that friend of
yours, Captain Bluntschli. It is he who is spreading this
horrible story about me. (She walks about excitedly.)
BLUNTSCHLI. No: he’s dead—burnt alive.
RAINA (stopping, shocked). Burnt alive!
BLUNTSCHLI. Shot in the hip in a wood yard. Couldn’t drag
himself out. Your fellows’ shells set the timber on fire and
burnt him, with half a dozen other poor devils in the same
predicament.
RAINA. How horrible!
SERGIUS. And how ridiculous! Oh, war! war! the dream of patriots
and heroes! A fraud, Bluntschli, a hollow sham, like love.
RAINA (outraged). Like love! You say that before me.
BLUNTSCHLI. Come, Saranoff: that matter is explained.
SERGIUS. A hollow sham, I say. Would you have come back here if
nothing had passed between you, except at the muzzle of your
pistol? Raina is mistaken about our friend who was burnt. He was
not my informant.
RAINA. Who then? (Suddenly guessing the truth.) Ah, Louka! my
maid, my servant! You were with her this morning all that time
after---after---Oh, what sort of god is this I have been
worshipping! (He meets her gaze with sardonic enjoyment of her
disenchantment. Angered all the more, she goes closer to him,
and says, in a lower, intenser tone) Do you know that I looked
out of the window as I went upstairs, to have another sight of
my hero; and I saw something that I did not understand then. I
know now that you were making love to her.
SERGIUS (with grim humor). You saw that?
RAINA. Only too well. (She turns away, and throws herself on the
divan under the centre window, quite overcome.)
SERGIUS (cynically). Raina: our romance is shattered. Life’s a
farce.
BLUNTSCHLI (to Raina, goodhumoredly). You see: he’s found
himself out now.
SERGIUS. Bluntschli: I have allowed you to call me a blockhead.
You may now call me a coward as well. I refuse to fight you. Do
you know why?
BLUNTSCHLI. No; but it doesn’t matter. I didn’t ask the reason
when you cried on; and I don’t ask the reason now that you cry
off. I’m a professional soldier. I fight when I have to, and am
very glad to get out of it when I haven’t to. You’re only an
amateur: you think fighting’s an amusement.
SERGIUS. You shall hear the reason all the same, my
professional. The reason is that it takes two men—real men—men
of heart, blood and honor—to make a genuine combat. I could no
more fight with you than I could make love to an ugly woman.
You’ve no magnetism: you’re not a man, you’re a machine.
BLUNTSCHLI (apologetically). Quite true, quite true. I always
was that sort of chap. I’m very sorry. But now that you’ve found
that life isn’t a farce, but something quite sensible and
serious, what further obstacle is there to your happiness?
RAINA (riling). You are very solicitous about my happiness and
his. Do you forget his new love—Louka? It is not you that he
must fight now, but his rival, Nicola.
SERGIUS. Rival!! (Striking his forehead.)
RAINA. Did you not know that they are engaged?
SERGIUS. Nicola! Are fresh abysses opening! Nicola!!
RAINA (sarcastically). A shocking sacrifice, isn’t it? Such
beauty, such intellect, such modesty, wasted on a middle-aged
servant man! Really, Sergius, you cannot stand by and allow such
a thing. It would be unworthy of your chivalry.
SERGIUS (losing all self-control). Viper! Viper! (He rushes to
and fro, raging.)
BLUNTSCHLI. Look here, Saranoff; you’re getting the worst of
this.
RAINA (getting angrier). Do you realize what he has done,
Captain Bluntschli? He has set this girl as a spy on us; and her
reward is that he makes love to her.
SERGIUS. False! Monstrous!
RAINA. Monstrous! (Confronting him.) Do you deny that she told
you about Captain Bluntschli being in my room?
SERGIUS. No; but—
RAINA (interrupting). Do you deny that you were making love to
her when she told you?
SERGIUS. No; but I tell you—
RAINA (cutting him short contemptuously). It is unnecessary to
tell us anything more. That is quite enough for us. (She turns
her back on him and sweeps majestically back to the window.)
BLUNTSCHLI (quietly, as Sergius, in an agony of mortification,
rinks on the ottoman, clutching his averted head between his
fists). I told you you were getting the worst of it, Saranoff.
SERGIUS. Tiger cat!
RAINA (running excitedly to Bluntschli). You hear this man
calling me names, Captain Bluntschli?
BLUNTSCHLI. What else can he do, dear lady? He must defend
himself somehow. Come (very persuasively), don’t quarrel. What
good does it do? (Raina, with a gasp, sits down on the ottoman,
and after a vain effort to look vexedly at Bluntschli, she falls
a victim to her sense of humor, and is attacked with a
disposition to laugh.)
SERGIUS. Engaged to Nicola! (He rises.) Ha! ha! (Going to the
stove and standing with his back to it.) Ah, well, Bluntschli,
you are right to take this huge imposture of a world coolly.
RAINA (to Bluntschli with an intuitive guess at his state of
mind). I daresay you think us a couple of grown up babies, don’t
you?
SERGIUS (grinning a little). He does, he does. Swiss
civilization nursetending Bulgarian barbarism, eh?
BLUNTSCHLI (blushing). Not at all, I assure you. I’m only very
glad to get you two quieted. There now, let’s be pleasant and
talk it over in a friendly way. Where is this other young lady?
RAINA. Listening at the door, probably.
SERGIUS (shivering as if a bullet had struck him, and speaking
with quiet but deep indignation). I will prove that that, at
least, is a calumny. (He goes with dignity to the door and opens
it. A yell of fury bursts from him as he looks out. He darts
into the passage, and returns dragging in Louka, whom he flings
against the table, R., as he cries) Judge her, Bluntschli—you,
the moderate, cautious man: judge the eavesdropper.
(Louka stands her ground, proud and silent.)BLUNTSCHLI (shaking his head). I mustn’t judge her. I once
listened myself outside a tent when there was a mutiny brewing.
It’s all a question of the degree of provocation. My life was at
stake.
LOUKA. My love was at stake. (Sergius flinches, ashamed of her
in spite of himself.) I am not ashamed.
RAINA (contemptuously). Your love! Your curiosity, you mean.
LOUKA (facing her and retorting her contempt with interest). My
love, stronger than anything you can feel, even for your
chocolate cream soldier.
SERGIUS (with quick suspicion—to Louka). What does that mean?
LOUKA (fiercely). It means—
SERGIUS (interrupting her slightingly). Oh, I remember, the ice
pudding. A paltry taunt, girl.
(Major Petkoff enters, in his shirtsleeves.)PETKOFF. Excuse my shirtsleeves, gentlemen. Raina: somebody has
been wearing that coat of mine: I’ll swear it—somebody with
bigger shoulders than mine. It’s all burst open at the back.
Your mother is mending it. I wish she’d make haste. I shall
catch cold. (He looks more attentively at them.) Is anything the
matter?
RAINA. No. (She sits down at the stove with a tranquil air.)
SERGIUS. Oh, no! (He sits down at the end of the table, as at
first.)
BLUNTSCHLI
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