The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, William Shakespeare [book recommendations based on other books txt] 📗

otherwise to you?

Claud. Out on the seeming! I will write against it.

You seem to me as Dian in her orb,

As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown; But you are more intemperate in your blood Than Venus, or those pamp’red animals That rage in savage sensuality.

Hero. Is my lord well that he doth speak so wide?

Leon. Sweet Prince, why speak not you?

Pedro. What should I speak?

I stand dishonour’d that have gone about To link my dear friend to a common stale.

Leon. Are these things spoken, or do I but dream?

John. Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true.

Bene. This looks not like a nuptial.

Hero. ‘True!’ O God!

Claud. Leonato, stand I here?

Is this the Prince, Is this the Prince’s brother?

Is this face Hero’s? Are our eyes our own?

Leon. All this is so; but what of this, my lord?

Claud. Let me but move one question to your daughter, And by that fatherly and kindly power That you have in her, bid her answer truly.

Leon. I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.

Hero. O, God defend me! How am I beset!

What kind of catechising call you this?

Claud. To make you answer truly to your name.

Hero. Is it not Hero? Who can blot that name With any just reproach?

Claud. Marry, that can Hero!

Hero itself can blot out Hero’s virtue.

What man was he talk’d with you yesternight, Out at your window betwixt twelve and one?

Now, if you are a maid, answer to this.

Hero. I talk’d with no man at that hour, my lord.

Pedro. Why, then are you no maiden. Leonato, I am sorry you must hear. Upon my honour, Myself, my brother, and this grieved Count Did see her, hear her, at that hour last night Talk with a ruffian at her chamber window, Who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain, Confess’d the vile encounters they have had A thousand times in secret.

John. Fie, fie! they are not to be nam’d, my lord—

Not to be spoke of;

There is not chastity, enough in language Without offence to utter them. Thus, pretty lady, I am sorry for thy much misgovernment.

Claud. O Hero! what a Hero hadst thou been If half thy outward graces had been plac’d About thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart!

But fare thee well, most foul, most fair! Farewell, Thou pure impiety and impious purity!

For thee I’ll lock up all the gates of love, And on my eyelids shall conjecture hang, To turn all beauty into thoughts of harm, And never shall it more be gracious.

Leon. Hath no man’s dagger here a point for me?

[Hero swoons.]

Beat. Why, how now, cousin? Wherefore sink you down?

John. Come let us go. These things, come thus to light, Smother her spirits up.

[Exeunt Don Pedro, Don Juan, and Claudio.]

Bene. How doth the lady?

Beat. Dead, I think. Help, uncle!

Hero! why, Hero! Uncle! Signior Benedick! Friar!

Leon. O Fate, take not away thy heavy hand!

Death is the fairest cover for her shame That may be wish’d for.

Beat. How now, cousin Hero?

Friar. Have comfort, lady.

Leon. Dost thou look up?

Friar. Yea, wherefore should she not?

Leon. Wherefore? Why, doth not every earthly thing Cry shame upon her? Could she here deny The story that is printed in her blood?

Do not live, Hero; do not ope thine eyes; For, did I think thou wouldst not quickly die, Thought I thy spirits were stronger than thy shames, Myself would on the rearward of reproaches Strike at thy life. Griev’d I, I had but one?

Child I for that at frugal nature’s frame?

O, one too much by thee! Why had I one?

Why ever wast thou lovely in my eyes?

Why had I not with charitable hand

Took up a beggar’s issue at my gates, Who smirched thus and mir’d with infamy, I might have said, ‘No part of it is mine; This shame derives itself from unknown loins’?

But mine, and mine I lov’d, and mine I prais’d, And mine that I was proud on—mine so much That I myself was to myself not mine, Valuing of her—why, she, O, she is fall’n Into a pit of ink, that the wide sea

Hath drops too few to wash her clean again, And salt too little which may season give To her foul tainted flesh!

Bene. Sir, sir, be patient.

For my part, I am so attir’d in wonder, I know not what to say.

Beat. O, on my soul, my cousin is belied!

Bene. Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?

Beat. No, truly, not; although, until last night, I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow Leon. Confirm’d, confirm’d! O, that is stronger made Which was before barr’d up with ribs of iron!

Would the two princes lie? and Claudio lie, Who lov’d her so that, speaking of her foulness, Wash’d it with tears? Hence from her! let her die.

Friar. Hear me a little;

For I have only been silent so long,

And given way unto this course of fortune, By noting of the lady. I have mark’d

A thousand blushing apparitions

To start into her face, a thousand innocent shames In angel whiteness beat away those blushes, And in her eye there hath appear’d a fire To burn the errors that these princes hold Against her maiden truth. Call me a fool; Trust not my reading nor my observation, Which with experimental seal doth warrant The tenure of my book; trust not my age, My reverence, calling, nor divinity,

If this sweet lady lie not guiltless here Under some biting error.

Leon. Friar, it cannot be.

Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left Is that she will not add to her damnation A sin of perjury: she not denies it.

Why seek’st thou then to cover with excuse That which appears in proper nakedness?

Friar. Lady, what man is he you are accus’d of?

Hero. They know that do accuse me; I know none.

If I know more of any man alive

Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant, Let all my sins lack mercy! O my father, Prove you that any man with me convers’d At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight Maintain’d the change of words with any creature, Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death!

Friar. There is some strange misprision in the princes.

Bene. Two of them have the very bent of honour; And if their wisdoms be misled in this, The practice of it lives in John the bastard, Whose spirits toil in frame of villanies.

Leon. I know not. If they speak but truth of her, These hands shall tear her. If they wrong her honour, The proudest of them shall well hear of it.

Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention,

Nor fortune made such havoc of my means, Nor my bad life reft me so much of friends, But they shall find awak’d in such a kind Both strength of limb and policy of mind, Ability in means, and choice of friends, To quit me of them throughly.

Friar. Pause awhile

And let my counsel sway you in this case.

Your daughter here the princes left for dead, Let her awhile be secretly kept in,

And publish it that she is dead indeed; Maintain a mourning ostentation,

And on your family’s old monument

Hang mournful epitaphs, and do all rites That appertain unto a burial.

Leon. What shall become of this? What will this do?

Friar. Marry, this well carried shall on her behalf Change slander to remorse. That is some good.

But not for that dream I on this strange course, But on this travail look for greater birth.

She dying, as it must be so maintain’d, Upon the instant that she was accus’d, Shall be lamented, pitied, and excus’d Of every hearer; for it so falls out

That what we have we prize not to the worth Whiles we enjoy it, but being lack’d and lost, Why, then we rack the value, then we find The virtue that possession would not show us Whiles it was ours. So will it fare with Claudio.

When he shall hear she died upon his words, Th’ idea of her life shall sweetly creep Into his study of imagination,

And every lovely organ of her life

Shall come apparell’d in more precious habit, More moving, delicate, and full of life, Into the eye and prospect of his soul Than when she liv’d indeed. Then shall he mourn (If ever love had interest in his liver) And wish he had not so accused her—

No, though be thought his accusation true.

Let this be so, and doubt not but success Will fashion the event in better shape Than I can lay it down in likelihood.

But if all aim but this be levell’d false, The supposition of the lady’s death

Will quench the wonder of her infamy.

And if it sort not well, you may conceal her, As best befits her wounded reputation, In some reclusive and religious life, Out of all eyes, tongues, minds, and injuries.

Bene. Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you; And though you know my inwardness and love Is very much unto the Prince and Claudio, Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this As secretly and justly as your soul

Should with your body.

Leon. Being that I flow in grief,

The smallest twine may lead me.

Friar. ‘Tis well consented. Presently away; For to strange sores strangely they strain the cure.

Come, lady, die to live. This wedding day Perhaps is but prolong’d. Have patience and endure.

Exeunt [all but Benedick and Beatrice].

Bene. Lady Beatrice, have you wept all this while?

Beat. Yea, and I will weep a while longer.

Bene. I will not desire that.

Beat. You have no reason. I do it freely.

Bene. Surely I do believe your fair cousin is wronged.

Beat. Ah, how much might the man deserve of me that would right her!

Bene. Is there any way to show such friendship?

Beat. A very even way, but no such friend.

Bene. May a man do it?

Beat. It is a man’s office, but not yours.

Bene. I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?

Beat. As strange as the thing I know not. It were as possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as you. But believe me not; and yet I lie not. I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for my cousin.

Bene. By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me.

Beat. Do not swear, and eat it.

Bene. I will swear by it that you love me, and I will make him eat it that says I love not you.

Beat. Will you not eat your word?

Bene. With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest I love thee.

Beat. Why then, God forgive me!

Bene. What offence, sweet Beatrice?

Beat. You have stayed me in a happy hour. I was about to protest I loved you.

Bene. And do it with all thy heart.

Beat. I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.

Bene. Come, bid me do anything for thee.

Beat. Kill Claudio.

Bene. Ha! not for the wide world!

Beat. You kill me to deny it. Farewell.

Bene. Tarry, sweet Beatrice.

Beat. I am gone, though I am here. There is no love in you. Nay, I pray you let me go.

Bene. Beatrice—

Beat. In faith, I will go.

Bene. We’ll be friends first.

Beat. You dare easier be friends with me than fight with mine enemy.

Bene. Is Claudio thine enemy?

Beat. Is ‘a