The Abyss of Radical Stupidity, R.K. Galvez [phonics story books .txt] 📗

"I don't know, I'm trying to figure that out."

"Let me control him. I'll send some shit to him."

"I can't handle another rejection, Iron Ass!"

"Let me handle that - he'll be fine, trust me."

Iron Ass smirks at me, as he removed a small piece of demonic shit from his stinky butt. He whispered to it and it scuttled off into the darkness, slithering towards the Burger Shack guy. I got that weird feeling inside when Iron Ass suggested it. Maybe the shit inside could be taking control of him again... 

...I just hope Iron Ass can control his demon shit this time...

Text: R.K. Galvez
Publication Date: 04-25-2019

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