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She's coming, Johnny.


JOHN BEAL

Coming? Good Lord, no, Archie. He said a lady; there'd be the chaperon too. There'd be two of them if it was Miss Miralda. But he said a lady. One lady. It can't be her. A girl like that alone in Al Shaldomir. Clean off the map. Oh, no, it isn't possible.


ARCHIE BEAL

I wouldn't worry.


JOHN BEAL

Wouldn't worry? But, good Lord, the situation's impossible. People would talk. Don't you see what people would say? And where could they go? Who would look after them? Do try and understand how awful it is. But it isn't. It's impossible. It can't be them. For heaven's sake run out and see if it is; and (good Lord!) I haven't brushed my hair all day, and, and—oh, look at me.

[He rushes to camp mirror. Exit ARCHIE.

JOHN BEAL tidies up desperately.

Enter ARCHIE.]


ARCHIE BEAL

It's what you call THEM.


JOHN BEAL

What I call THEM? Whatever do you mean?


ARCHIE BEAL

Well, it's her. She's just like what you said.


JOHN BEAL

But it can't be. She doesn't ride. She can never have been able to afford a horse.


ARCHIE BEAL

She's on a camel. She'll be here in a moment. [He goes to door.] Hurry up with that hair; she's dismounted.


JOHN BEAL

O, Lord! What's the chaperon like?


ARCHIE BEAL

O, she's attending to that herself.


JOHN BEAL

Attending to it herself? What do you mean?


ARCHIE BEAL

I expect she'll attend to most things.

[Enter HAFIZ EL ALCOLAHN in doorway of tent, pulling back flap a little.]


JOHN BEAL

Who are you?


HAFIZ

I show the gracious lady to your tent.

[Enter MIRALDA CLEMENT, throwing a smile to HAFIZ.]


MIRALDA

Hullo, Mr. Beal.


JOHN BEAL

Er—er—how do you do?

[She looks at ARCHIE.]

O, this is my brother—Miss Clement.

MIRANDA and ARCHIE BEAL

How do you do?


MIRALDA

I like this country.


JOHN BEAL

I'm afraid I hardly expected you.


MIRALDA

Didn't you?


JOHN BEAL

No. You see er—it's such a long way. And wasn't it very expensive?


MIRALDA

Well, the captain of the ship was very kind to me.


JOHN BEAL

O! But what did you do when you landed?


MIRALDA

O, there were some Arabs coming this way in a caravan. They were really very good to me too.


JOHN BEAL

But the camel?


MIRALDA

O, there were some people the other side of the mountains. Everybody has been very kind about it. And then there was the man who showed me here. He's called Hafiz el Alcolahn. It's a nice name, don't you think?


JOHN BEAL

But, you know, this country, Miss Clement, I'm half afraid it's hardly—isn't it, Archie? Er—how long did you think of staying?


MIRALDA

O, a week or so.


JOHN BEAL

I don't know what you'll think of Al Shaldomir. I'm afraid you'll find it...


MIRALDA

Oh, I like it. Just that hollow in the mountains, and the one pass, and no record of it anywhere. I like that. I think it's lovely.


JOHN BEAL

You see, I'm afraid—what I mean is I'm afraid the place isn't even on the map!


MIRALDA

O, that's lovely of it.


JOHN BEAL

All decent places are.


MIRALDA

You mean if a place is on the map we've got to behave accordingly. But if not, why...


JOHN BEAL

Hussein won't pay.


MIRALDA

Let's see Hussein.


JOHN BEAL

I'm afraid he's rather, he's rather a savage-looking brigand.


MIRALDA

Never mind.

[ARCHIE is quietly listening and smiling sometimes.]

Enter DAOUD. He goes up to the unholy heap and takes away two large idols, one under each arm. Exit.]

What's that, Mr. Beal?


JOHN BEAL

O, that. I'm afraid it's rather horrible. I told you it was an awful country. They pray to these idols here, and some are all right, though of course it's terribly blasphemous, but that heap, well, I'm afraid, well that heap is very bad indeed.

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