The 30 Slam Somethings, A.R.C. [electric book reader txt] 📗

in catching it. The teacher was getting concerned more and John was getting aggrevated that Jan Marie was catching the planes instead of getting "shot at" and die. "Jan Marie! Stick to the ending of the story and stop catching each plane! But she been ignored the auidence of her laughing peers.

March 7, 2011


i don't think i can take much more of all this girly sensitive crap that this book is caring. but...i don't like hurting people some of the time but i did have a talk with "Hun Bunny"...we understood each other and she knows you can't change a person exactly but i guess i can watch what i say-try to watch what i say. so anyway-"

(SNATCH!)

March 8, 2011


I think I have an secret admirer...and he's not discret which makes it cute and funny. But I guess I will play along and see if my guess is correct. The first thing I had gotten from my admirer was this-"

(SNATCH!)

March 9, 2011


After I left you guys to walk the rest of the way home, there was this car that pulled up beside me. At first I thought whoever was in the car was trying to snatch me up but all they did was through their slurpie cups at me...I looked like a sloppy wet tie die model and I understand how the kids in Glee feel. Then one shouted "Fatty Marie! Slurpie Spree!"....

That incident that had happened to her brought back ugly memories. And then she remember Mar found out who that stupid car gang was and went over to each of their houses and got them all back in the "mind twisted Mar" style. I guess that was her way of showing Jan Marie that even though she might be mean at times, she still loves her as a friend and wouldn't have no kind of foolishness be on Jan Marie. But now John and whoever had read these papers knew that one of the entries were hers and about her. She looked at John with rage in her eyes and thumped down off the chair. The class didn't think nothing was funny anymore. "Whoa, earth quake!" John had said trying to egg on some more laughter but the class had seen where Jan Marie's behavoir was going. The teacher had tried to stop her but she swooped under the teacher's grasp at a unexpected speed and and stood in front of John's seat. "What the hell Jan Marie?! You're suppose to be a team player, not act like a disaster storm." He too, thought this was funny.

Jan Marie snapped as she screamed "AAAAHHH!" she grabbed the front part of John's desk and tilt it back, causing him to fall backwards. "Oh my Lord!" The teacher had said and rushed to John's aide. Jan Marie just walked out the classroom with the paper entries still in her hand. The class just witnessed another tell of "King Kong".


Mar sat in her history class and was ready to clapse on her desk and fall asleep from bordom or death from bordom. The subject was Shakespere because english wasn't the only subject he had covered. She noticed Thud looking over at her with a weird smile on his face. Thud had never smiled before and she can see why. If it was any tighter and controled, it would have looked like that mask if Hanniabal. She rolled her eyes and began to stare out the foggy window. Just then the teacher, Ms. Walden gotten her attention. "Maria, I don't appreciate this kind of act in my class."

"Well, you have to excuse me Ms. Walden but I'm allergic to bordom and I don't sneeze or itch. My eyes get heavy and I attend to snore."

"Pardon me?" Ms. Walden said. "First off you better start going to bed early and eat some breakfast in the morning. Secondly, I'm talking about writing notes in my class. I don't think these kind of notes are about history."

"Read it out loud!" Said a random kid.

"Settle down." Ms. Walden had retorted. She gave Mar the paper and a stern disapproving look. Mar looked down on it and began to wake up on the realization:

March 10, 2011


thud, thud thud! ugh, i want to change class. how is it that this school had a weak classroom set up where they picked random kids to be together?? i think this is all an experiment. we are all rats for the faculity enjoyment. thud was sitting at his usual seat in science and he was sharpening his pencil-not by the actual pencil sharpner or he didn't ask to use anyone elses, but he sharpenit with a nail fler...why is he carrying one of those things around? i don't know. but he was giving me a creepy stare as he was 'sharping' and the he went on to sketch something at his desk...help.

Mar just looked at Walden who was not paying her any mind anymore and was going over today's lesson but Thud? Was giving her his full invited attention. "Ms. Walden! I want to say something."

"No, Thud. Don't have time. We have to go over our notes for the test that I will give on Friday."

"I can't hold in any longer! I know you had talked to me before class about Mar but...I can't help the way I feel about her. She is my moon and sun."

The snickering from the other students had started around and Mar put her head on her desk and covered it with her arms. "Mar, you have captured my soul with your breath taking personality and I will get down on one knee here and ask for you to be my Juliet."

"Theodore!" Ms. Walden warned. And then, Thud pulled out a piece of paper and started to read out loud:


March 1, 2011


Just to let you guys know, I'm not with the whole color cordination for this so don't expect me to go all doodley on any of these pages. Got that? So how does this thing work, just jot down whatever comes to mind or whatever happens to whoever or that he say/she say crap? Really guys. Lets see how long I will last on these pages. So in home rm this morning the varsity organ vac sac Prisilla thought she could get away yet again from hanging out in this stupid classroom by pushing up on Ms. Addap with those fat bags she calls breasts. And seriously Ms. Addap seems to not mind at all. Her love life just hit an all time low. Nothing goes on in this classroom but CLASS! Am I right?? How do you skip the majority of the rest of the periods 3Xs a week on and off??! What a captain for this school's cheerleading squad. Ugh.Nothing else went down except Thud had those crazy eyes...the kind that stares right through the core of your soul?...I wish he did try to do something to me. You'll see his name in the school's AND city's paper. The Perpatrator-M.I.A.


"I'll be whoever you want me to be Mar. Just let me have a chance with you."


"OH MY GOD!" Mar screamed. She leaped from her seat and snatched her belongings. Then as she walked out the she snatched her entry out of Thud's hands.

By the time lunch came all four friends were relieved to see each other.

"You wouldn't believe what had happened to me in english." Said Bianca.

"My experience was in Orchatra!" Sarah yelled still in shock ot it all.

"Thud professed his love for me in history..." Mar said with her head on the table.

"Ooooo..." Bianca, Sarah said in unison.

Jan Marie was the only one silent. She wasn't even eating her lunch. "Jan Marie...?" Bianca said with concern.

"I just humiliated in my english class...all my life I have been told about the way I look and how fat I am but this morning...I was suppose to be King Kong. Like a fool I'm standing on a chair as the class was laughing at me...John had these flying papers as the air plane and I find out all five of them was our entries."

"Oh, I'm so sorry Jan Marie..." Sarah had said.

"Where the hell is he at?!" Mar had said with her head shot up."

"No, no...I took care of it...my teacher found me and had a talk with me...you guys, why did we decided to that notebook?"

"Because we were tired of seeing this stupid girls and their cell phones talking about us. Mar said. "I remember the idea being Sarah's really.

"But this is what Heymond was talking about. I need to get out of here and get some air...here's four flying entries I found. Along with the rest I discovered..." Jan Marie put all the paper at the table and dragged her feet to the door. All three girls had noticed how people didn't pick at her anymore as she walked pass them but just moved out of her way quickly.

"Wait till I see John." Marie had said under her breath.

"How did Jan Marie find the other entries?"

"This one is yours Sarah.":

March 20, 2011


That Heymond. He's going to give my dad a migrain and headache from all the complaining he does I thought it he would by now and if not, sooner that he would transfer his membership somewhere else-"

"Ugh, Sarah. Why would you think that all of us want to read about your daddy's boring church? We don't want to come, get over it and get something else interesting going in your life." Mar told her.

"Whatever..." Sarah could only say.


March 15, 2011


Kevin Monty did his routine again. But this time, I had seen him sniff whatever he hides under that riser...omg! we got a drug addict in the class!-"


"Sarah snatched the paper. "I don't even want to read or hear about that stupid boy! The nerve of him lying on me in front of the whole class."


March 14, 2011


I was in the girls locker room and Prisilla thought she was slick by sticking a dirty sanatary napkin in my locker. I went over and threw it right back in her face-"


"That was funny.." Bianca said with a smirk.


March 17, 2011


Nothing really happened to me today as stuff seems to happen with you guys. My mom went to the new bakery that had opened two blocks from our house-"


"Seems like something had happened with Jan Marie after all. She's now the school gentle bulley." mar had replied.

"Well, well ladies. Look who actually decided to eat in the cafeteria like civilized, normal humans." They stopped reading when they heard the voice ot Prisilla Mundane walking towards them with her salad in hand and her gang of followers behind her.

"Great. Seems like the magic word for clueless people to appear is "bulley". Mar had said rolling her eyes.

"The Harry Poter fad had died down a while back Mar so you can stop with the mythical language, thank you."

"I'll stop if you will stop with "my daddy's church" whining."

"Both of you!" Bianca hissed under her breath. Stop and hide the papers before Prisilla gets here."

They shoved the rest of