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Introduction

Here is an introduction of what to expect in this book. It's an archieve of an on-going series of tweets I'm posting on twitter. If you like the series, follow me on twitter here https://twitter.com/EMAllen63 and be sure to retweet #Under140.

 

Hope you enjoy!

Tweets (1-100)

1

This is Li. She's under 140 cm and under 140 years old. Follow her daily comic tweet. Or else...

 

RT to help Li take over earth!

 

#Under140

 

2

"What's a comic tweet?"

 

Li: It's a comic strip. Without pictures. Or panels... or anything.

 

RT to help Li take over earth!

 

#Under140

 

3

Something is bugging Li. She frowns upon the realization that she has just invalidated her title.

 

RT to help Li take over earth!

 

#Under140

 

4

LI: You know what pisses me off? Author tract. The only thing worse than that is intolerance.

 

RT to help Li take over earth!

 

#Under140

 

5

LI: I need to hurry up and take over the earth. Those are valuable characters you're wasting...

 

RT to help Li take over earth!

 

#Under140

 

6

"Where did RT to help Li take over Earth! go?"

 

LI: It was wasting characters. Plus, world domination's kinda illegal, ya know?

 

#Under140

 

7

You must be 140 cm or taller to ride. Li hates that sign.

 

You must be 130 cm or shorter to ride. Li hates signs like that more.

 

#Under140

 

8

Li on Twitter.

 

Li: I don't do follow backs. What kind of leader follows her followers?

 

#Under140

 

9

Li: Digital piracy is okay I suppose. I get free stuff. Ask me again when I become a famous singer or

something.

 

#Under140

 

10

"If you're doing awesome things and nobody notices, are you bad?"

 

Li: No, you're just too much for the general public to handle.

 

#Under140

 

11

“How was England Li?”

 

Li: Fun. But they grieve strangely. I don’t se what’s good about it.

 

#Under140

Imprint

Text: E. M. Allen
Images: E. M. Allen
Editing: E. M. Allen
Publication Date: 07-08-2014

All Rights Reserved

Dedication:
For Hannah, who encouraged me to give it a try.

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