my sisters crazy thoughts, banana [e reader pdf best .TXT] 📗

introduction

many of you know laneah as a book rix author, but i know her as my sister. and these are some of her crazy thoughts and storys she has told me.

the story of if my mother dies

we all sat at the table eating while dad watched football. my dad talked about funny things and my sister came up with the question, if our mother dies, what will happen to our family?
heres her funny story.
if mom died, i would become a prostatute, and my only source of love would be my dog named fido.
sister, you would become a big CEO of a weight loss company and be all skinny and have short hair and walk like this *moves shoulders back and forth* and you bro, you would become some homeless dude and die. and later on me and you (talking to me, the sister) will meet up on the streets and you will say, we need to have a SERIOUS talk about your life.

if laneah was Psychologist

"geeze, if i was a Psychologist, i would choose sides and who knows what! this is what would happen sis."
patient 1: doctor, my husand is drinking way to much!
patient 2: YOUR OVER REACTING! i only drink 1 or 2 shots a day!
doctor laneah: hey, hey, take a chill pill, the dudes right, 1 or 2 shots aint gonna harm anyone lady!
patient 1: wha? i came to a Psychologist to get things fixed, not to have you choose his side!
patient 2: shut up!
and that is how she ended her story, she has even more coming.

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Text: all rights reserved to banana01
Publication Date: 10-27-2012

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Dedication:
to my sister and her funny crazy thoughts