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 by DeYtH Banger



I am kinda right… so let’s write it down… it took time… it needed few hours and thoughts are spreading around the world like a disease… it’s not my thing… but the world is run by thoughts… thoughts are manipulate features of the genius and smart people.


GOD HAS A WAY OF FUCKING WITH PEOPLE…
EMOTION… VOICE PATTERNS… LIFE…. CRUELTY… DISEASE


It’s not my fault that my mom ruin my life… it’s her fault… she ruin my way of introducing… speaking… starting a conversation… ending a conversation… all this glitches and errors were build by my parents… so  I am socially fucked up and nobody is going to help me.


LIFE IS GREAT WHEN YOU ARE DYSFUNCTIONAL… YOU JUST DO WHAT YOU THING IS RIGHT AND KINDA CAN GO THROUGH THE DAY

WHEN GOD IS MAD… IT SENDS INNOCENT PEOPLE IN PRISON AFTER ALL PROBABLY IT SUPPOSED TO BE “IT” BECAUSE REMOVES EMPATHY AT SEX GENDERS LIKE “MALES” AND “FEMALES”



What I am simply implying so far… because that’s what I know… no stone age or cold years on this planet this here is more controversial…


I mean what next is comming he is “Tranny” so “Shemales” are God… They are send from God… in different forms… looks… and so on… So if you see one of those … The best things you can do are:






1) Pray to “It”
2) Suck the sword of justice  (TRANSLATION FOR IDIOTS LIKE “YOURSELF"… I MEAN DICK)3) Treat "It” well… (If you threat this creature bad… “It” God powers are going to abolish you…"4) Every Fantasy Is Okay (Sins are for the normal couples… for dear you… creatures OF God… you can do everything)5) Under Everything (No Harm, No Damage… all this horrific human acts remove them from your head…)





LIFE IS LIKE AN ADDICTION… 

IN THE END YOU NEVER GET ENOUGH


“LIFE SUCKS”
“I AM FUCKED UP”



- Yeah… Life sucks for person like who has taken too much responsobility… life is getting horrifically worser than ever.

- Yeah … you are fucked up… You almost tried to kill yourself… Now YOU are in mental institution or let’s put in a hospital.



YOU DIDN’T BOTHER TO CALL ME OR TO TALK TO ME OR TO INVITE ME TO THIS PARTY

WHAT YOU NEED IN SUCH LOW VARIETY OF CHANCES AND POSSIBILITIES IS ME… I AM THE BEST SHOT YOU GONNA GET




You make life harder “Promises”, “Dating”, “Expectations"… all this narrow minded leaked loop holes are removing you from the "Now” moment and let it face it you wasted one more day By reading this…





SO SAD
INCRIMENTAL FUCKS!





LUCK IS LIKE AN ASSHOLE AFTER PERIOD PASS IT EXPIRES

Comedy: Wrong With You

 By DeYtH Banger



Sorry for ruining your life but in this world there are two gerlnerations and I am not making up this story as this Fuckers on the internet, social media, TV News journalist and the Fuckers are going on and on and on…




I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A BRAG OUT BITCH…



Intelligent and Stupid… Stupid people get easy in life… everything for them is easy incredible examples for this categories are boxers (Mind-less fuckers), security, police (obeying the laws as a habbit)

Intelligent people are the generation which is just screw up in life…




GOD HAS BAD SENSE OF HUMOR


AND WHAT’S WITH THIS NON-CREATIVE, NOJ-SMART, NON-THINKING FUCKS WHO REPEAT DATA AS IT’S DINNER… LUNCH… BREAKFAST




I just hate this Habbit… It’s so freaking creepy… now food.. . Now… water… now bathroom… is that signals of God saying to us:


KEEEEEEEP…. WASTING LIFE FUCKERS


How brain knows that this is Good… but when a brilliant beautiful girl the brain sees… it activates…


- Negative Bias: ON
- Primate Brain: On
- Lies Bias - On
- Illusion Bias - On


And all other fucked up disorders and biases… which just stop you and paralyze you… You think that I don’t want something in Life?


IT’S JUST FOR SOME PEOPLE LIFE JUST WORKS… THEY GOT FRIENDS, MONEY, MOTIVATION… WORK.. . HOME AND KIDS AND BABIES… AND FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME… SUCK SWORDS AND NO DAMAGE AT ALL

Comedy: Wasted LF

 By DeYtH Banger


Pralyzing noises…noises and noises… Some of them can ignore others you can't…


Has it ever in your mind came the thought that communication is noises or let’s face it …. From PIG OF aliens… after all this creatures put into the higher levels civilization.


SO HERE IS SOMETHING BARE IN MIND


TO ALL BELIEVERS SUCK MY COCK
TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT A CLOWN… I AM NOT MONKEY RUNNING ON DOPE
TO SPIRTUAL PEOPLE - HERE IS SOME CUM… IT’S AS WHITE AS YOUR SOUL… IN YOUR DICTIONARY OF SPIRTUALITY IS CALLED SOUL PLASMA…


Overthinking is great you find flaws in your ideas easy as fuck… but the problem is when the whole thing becomes an obsession an maniac thing… That’s when you get fuck…


TYPICAL PARALYZED FATIGUE


Let face life… wrong order

- Of words
- Of Letters
- Of sentences
- Of  Buildings
- Of Images


….


And so far we got everything wrong from theories up to God and religion… practice and so far the dessert is soup with chocolate FLAWS.



SO RELIGIOUS FUCKS… I KNOW EVERY AND EACH ONE OF YOUR DAMN FUCKING ARGUMENTS




SO FAR SHEMALES- Deservev a title of God of the Year.


What’s special about dicks?
All this crackers with a good master end up in the rapeing zone.


I don’t feel sad about RAPE, killing, suicide… in tge bible is written that God has killed himself in the name of our sins.. . So if I commit a sin or say something wrong… GOD has made commitment…



BUT STILL SAD THAT THIS GUY WENT DOWN..
DID HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH PAIN?


He is a typical Ashlyn… and some selfish fuck after all he was suffering from screw up depressive life and he decided to kill himself for the greater good.


HERE IS WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU GET A BIATCH… condoned FUCK…

Comedy: Honesty

 By DeYtH Banger


So sad nobody really was honest with you… life is one bitch.


LET’S MOVE ON

Anger
Temper
Violence
Killing
Homicide
Genocide
Suicide




Sounds like a good recipe for fun.… So sad It’s difficult NOWADAYSto find a good joke… I was just watching some Bulgarian TV… and all this comedy shit is as fucked up as scrambled eggs.

Let’s face few taboo topics…

Suicide - All this people who are into that shit… Are just starving for attention…




I CALL THIS GROUP ATTENTION FUCKERS




Come on here is the tip… kill yourself… if your brain is telling you some shit… give few clicks of thought and don’t even bother knocking on the door of procrastination…. What you need is to commit into action.


I like such type of activities after all science says that people need healthy Habbits, activities.. . Nobody did said that killing a vegan is not healthy… here is how it happens…


You walk 5 KILOMETERS, 10 Miles run… and then eat spinach and broccoli why slicing a ALIVE human being so far healthy as fuck.






IMAGINE ME AS THE GUY WHO IS AROUND THE LEFT CORNER ON ONE CHAIR SITTING… NAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE… ONE ARM ON MY LEG THE OTHER ONE… IS A FIST WITH A HOLE… IF YOU LOOK … GOODLY… DEEPLY… ENOUGH… YOU GONNA SEE MY DICK THERE…


YUP… YOU GOT IT RIGHT… (I AM NOT INSANE… MAD… CRAZY OR ELSE… JUST POINTING OUT)

I AM JUST MANIAC MASTURBATOR






One hard dick needs a fist with a hole…





BIIIIITCHES!




I think you got it wrong.. don’t laugh… don’t laugh… don’t talk… just listen I am like a person on the right corner… looking at you and saying…


“SORRRY… SORRY… NOT GOOD ENOUGH… JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH… BUT STILL SOON ENOUGH IS GOING TO BE MY TURN”





I like comedians… what I like about them is that they are like monkeys on dope…


I hare my mom… always judging and manipulating



- “Do something”
- “Get It right”
- “You are going to be like your father”
- “You are emitionless sack of shit…”




It’s not hard at all few points getting them wrong… getting ten wrong expectations and let’s mix it up… good enough and we got the perfect manipulator… always makes me guilty…





SO FAR… SO FAR THIS ARE THE RULES 18 YEARS OF THEORY AN PRACTICE … THIS NEW FUCKING YEAR SHE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME THIS GAME ANYMORE





SO BITCH… YOU WON’T HAVE YOUR MOMENT

Comedy: Fuckers

 By DeYtH Banger




Yolo, bitch you need to pay… so swallow my cock… one way or another way you are going to pay for the meal.


Old people are depressed…



THIS PEOPLE NEED TO DIE… JUST INJECT SUICIDE… INSIDE THEIR BRAIN


You want my opinion about “God”?

Oh God

He loves us all… - That’s what believers daily subscription looks like.

But so far… nothing more than a ASSHOLE who is saying..




“You owe me… owe me brother… ”

- So far this is the best top explanation about diseases.





SO FAR WGAT MORE EVOLVED… CREATIVE… MORE CREATIVE SENDE OR NONSENSE COULD IT BE?


I had higher expectations…



YOU SON OF BITCH!


Comedians are people who have self-esteem day-shifts and people who are on the problematic pages of self-approval.

Daily - WANKERS
Night - Clowns


OH GOD… OH GOD… DEPRESSION HAS ALL KINDS OF WAYS TO POKE YOU


It’s not my fault about your failure life, poor decision making… IT’S JUST HAPPEN TO YOU… BECAUSE LACK OF FEATURES… AND WEAK CHARACTER



You got hormonal depression?
Great at least you gonna put your law skills into actions


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