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outside your insecurity levels
Snd fuck that
I am the guy who will screw you over… NO FUN… NO FUCK FOR YOU

Intellect ruin us… I FULLY FISAGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT “TRY GO OUT SIMPLE…” BE “Go to basic”
Language… is the barrier of complexity… the moment intellect and be intellectual was born that’s the moment we went total full on screw on level.

I am going to sign in as president… I AM GOING TO LEGALIZE DRUGS… NAINLY BECAUSE OF INTELLECTUAL STAND POINT

ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS DIE… PEOPLE WHO DON’T TAKE ARE GOOD TO LIVE… Comedy: Zuper

 By DeYtH Banger


I got a girlfriend… yeah… yeah… don’t clap… or laugh… no reaction!


PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR ANYTHING FURTHER WHICH COULD HAPPEN

YOUR MOM WAS FUCKED SHE WAS NOT VIRGIN THIS IS A FACT

IF MOM GOT BLOOD BELOW THE SHEETS AFTER SHE WAKES UP SHE IS A DIRTY MEXICAN CLEANER… SHE CLEANS THE BODIES


It’s bit raw… like your father’s sweaty, hairy ball’s but who is askin?
Who is saying!

Sorry folks but stuff don’t go great…. I LOSE MOJO… MOTTO MOTIVATION AND WHOLE FUCKING SET WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE DRIES ME OUT
SHE IS A CREEP
SHE JOKES ABOUT HER DEAD FATHER
HERE IS SPECIAL OUTCOME BITCH

YOUR MOM IS ALIVE AND IS CLEARLY U FUCKABLE FUCK




I am planning to leave… to skip… to stop… to clean… cancel… the whole fucking relationship… I just hate it.. I found out that I AM GOING TO BE OUT WITH A FREAK
OKAY
THIS IS TOO MUCH
I GONNA GET LOST WITH DATA
THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I GO IN FULL ON HELL HOLE

I just had a chance to make few of my shows at the movies… TV shows… ads… I DID IT… FREE
IT WAS GREAT ADVERTISEMENT
PLUS
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IS THE JOKE FOR ME OR ON ME

HERE IS THE END STORY
YOU NEED OXYGEN TANK
I AM THINKING ABOUT DRINKING AND DRUGS?
WHY?
CLEARLY DIFFERENCES
AND PRETTY ADAPTABLE FUCK I AM
Your father created you by putting the UIO… - UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA
HE DID IT… PRETTY PATHETIC…
BUT HE DEFINETLY LEFT YOUR MOM WHY?
HE IS COWARD!



My father
This guy is buried fuck… fuck around with this gay guy… gay jokes… gay fucks we got bunch of them… the whole army is homosexual.
But still blue cops… what’s wrong with those guys…
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP
SUCK IT UP

THE BEST ADVICE ON THE MARKET

Comedy: Life

 By DeYtH Banger


Life sucks… come on grow up… stop solving problems… stop with imaginary friends…

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
OKAY?

BLATTERED
DIGIT FUCK



It’s total segment, I lost hope in society… expectations… pure charm levels of dussapointement.
I wasted my life on watching porn and never getting enough

And I just described almost the 30-40% of society… greedy saints… selfish fuckers
Liars
If you give your trust to someone you are going to get lies… you are going to get target be lied to you.
That’s what all about Bulgaria is…
Grab your bags
And buckle up … now than somewhere… later along the future.
Facebook is like my life… the way I act and deal in life… but much much… much more safer…

Somebody is bad…
Ignore him
- Pressure
Fucked up
Whole day
Too much suicidal
In the end …. he ends up killing himself…

Somebody is offending and offensive… block him… or block his messages..
Somebody you don’t want you to pass the next Genes…
Like his shit…
Like his posts and ignore his messages
Do it often
It’s awful





I hate so much screw up people and clean up people from addiction… it just loses all my Hope’s in myself…

ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE
NOT ME..

..

Facebook is for introvert becoming extrovert…

My cousin says: “We all are introverts and extroverts…”

You need to grab and suck my dick and your hopes to die while your whole life degredates … BE GLOODED WITH HOLY DESPAIR




“Believe in God”

- Another bullshit… Muslims suck… Buddhist go with piece and Christian God… I GET HIS IDEA
WE GOT HOLY FUCK IDOLS
HITLER
HE WANTED TO DESTROY THE HEWS
I GET HIS IDEA
THEY ARE AWFUL
SMALL HAT ON THEIR HEAD

Oh come on… grow pair of balls… grow the fuck up…
What next dolls games?



I just started reading crime shit on one app just to keep my sanity point.
Sylvia it’s vomit with hot dog… her mom forces her to eat diaper content… and 5 cents tax for abusing and just keep it lightheart that Sylvia is masturbating in front of her family with coca cola bottle.

Oh God this shit is somebody’s “hard on” for the night.

Gertrude said “I had to teach this girl a lesson..”

We are talking about Sylvia and she Is dead.


“You are in Pain”

- No need to acknowledge it you piece of worthless trash.



“Stop doing that…”

- Who the hell are you…?



“You are always like that…”

- Nope statistically you are wrong… your parents are deeply disappointed from you, that’s why you pin shit on others…



“Cars..”

- What’s with main goal and main target… “Go get a car”… fuck off
.. . I am not buying a bomb… I am not buying mental box.

Comedy: Blatter

 By DeYtH Banger


I just found out that I am attention seeking fuck… I ALWAYS NEED
ATTENTION
VALIDATION



LIKE MY MOM…
THIS BITCH IS FULL ON THE LINE
“My husband is dead… I am free come over and fuck me… But keep in mind I am desperate, not serious… I GOT A KID”



I hate it… when homos start fucking around… I WANT TO KILL ‘EM ALL
WHICH REMINDS ME FOR MY PARENTS… ALWAYS GOING WITH “KIDDO” AND “KID”




I want to stab those low stock… fucks.

Policemen are the most horrible… awful group of people .. obe of them is okay… bunch of them is chaos… is holy grail stolen out of those nasty tv shows with corrupted cops…

We got good cop
We got arrogant cop
We got bad cop
We got corrupted cop
We got neutral cop
We got rage cop
We got aggressive cop




WHOA GUYS, have you thought about going to bed… and go to sleep… come on… I PLAYED ONCE A PERSONA IN THE END… I NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SELF-HATRED AND SELF-GUILT SHIT.




Shame does not exist in my dictionary, often when I wake up… I HOPE IS MY LAST DAY… I HOPE I FALL SOMEWHERE… SOMEHOW AND DIE




“Praying on knees…”



- Come on guys… have some pride… come on… really getting in your knees for invisible force?
We need to lock up those fuckers… unstable society creatures.

Whoa… too large… too big shit… I am jaded as a person and persona... I CAN’T DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS… and getting free sex… IT JUST TOO TOXIC




ALWAYS TESTING AKA SHIT TEST
ALWAYS YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL… WHAT YOU … HOW YOU SAY IT ..

IT JUST AWFUL… FUCKING AWFUL
I gave a chance too free sex… I AM TOTALLY UNSTABLE…





I hate it when girls and women make it the moment sexy… they touch themselves… they put on make up… they look you in a sexy way…



“UEHG… HELLO … EXCUSE ME… PERVERT ON THE BOARD IS HERE…”

So hi… hello… good morning… good evening and good night… I am a sex addict… alcoholic family and friends… definently broad up out of a dysfunctional family, facebook and as overall social media addicted…

Okay folks, later on you gonna hate me… a lot… but whatever ..today I am here to take your jobs… career… It’s my main goal… it’s survival benefactor.

So far as near as your fucking desperate whore mom…




People say “Great set”.. “It was great”... then they leave the holy fucking thing… no more replies… no more like that… IT WAS LIKE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE SCENE

SAY IT FEW TIMES
AND NO MORE

AFTER SUCH COMMENTS
I WANT TO DRAIN THE FUCKING BLOOD OUT OF ME… BECAUSE… I FEEL GUILT… I FEEL INNER GUILT… I FEEL HOLY GRAIL GUILT
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT… TO SHARE IT TO OTHER PEOPLE…
TO DO SOME STUFF




I got a girlfriend… don’t want you to clap… you are just wasting your time… clapping is self-sacrifice process… no think… no thought… bashing… hitting the one hand with the other… WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING TYPE IF INTELLIGENCE IS THAT?
Tell me?
Be honest about it?

At least with me..
I don’t care about your sins… BECAUSE I AM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL




God is always around… right now I feel like… I am wasting my life… I feel depress… sad… I see my mom… I WANT TO TO STOP HER FUCKING PULSE
TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING PIG AND FINUSH IT ALL
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HORRIBLE
I NEED TO KEEP IN MIND WHAT I SAY
WHAT SHE SAYS
I NEED TO REMEMBER SHIT
THEN MOST CASES FRIENDS TURN SHIT ON ME


OH YOU DON’T REMEMBER
OH YOU FUCKING DON’T REMEMBER

OH WHAT’S THAT?
GOD TEST TOO SEE AM I S CAPABLE HUMAN BEING?
FUCK THAT?
FUCK YOU?
I WANT PEACE… LOVE
BUT I READ THE BIBLE AND ALL ABOUT IS OBENDIEnCE AND OWNING MY ASS…
THIS is not love… not exactly the kinda love I need.

God always goes with
“Not enough”,“Not enough”,“Not enough”,“Not enough”,… and then full narrow go masturbate… go watch porn… go sober up… go sad
Be depress
OH COME ON
I WANT TO CHILL


I feel always need to return favors like my fucking whiny bitchy mind… this is not funny… not exactly type of fun

Comedy: If My Mom Hates me… It’s Great

 By DeYtH Banger


I am at least doing something in my life… if somebody hates me. If somebody gives “I am busy…” when you call him/her… fuck around with this shit… don’t take it seriously… where do we draw the line?




Bible speaks in metaphors… some kinda deep mented fuck is giving me advice about life with which most I can clean my ass… AFTER I SOBER UP



People say we need new politician… no we don’t… WHAT YOU

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