Book I of the Bernard Follies - I Poop Myself For Fun, Judy Colella, Deleted User [top 10 best books of all time .TXT] 📗

Hey, there! This is the story of Deleted User in his/her/its own words, formerly known as Susan, Sheila...take your pick. He/she/it is the one who's been flooding your inbox with promotions to a bad-news website that's gonna let you download your own book if you spend hundreds of dollars on crap you probably don't need! So, as always stated at the end of DU's posts, enjoy!