" HAPPY 2010 ", By Ashwini Kumar Goswami [knowledgeable books to read .txt] 📗

to write any poetry, which may badly bore !

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“POSTHUMOUS PENURY”
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Certainty and surety are defined dogmatically with death

Uncertain, unknown remains all the aftermath !

Innumerable families depend on a sole bread-winner,

Single-handed hardly he procures diet or dinner !

Hand-to-mouth such family growing undeveloped,

Basic needs of bread-clothes-house tightly enveloped !

Elementary education even is an ego in the dreams,

Ignorant are all others including social teams !

Divine Law yet remains rigid without benevolence,

Incapable is such situation to sustain intolerance !

The climax occurs even yet through cruel calamity,

Circumstantially when the bread-winner becomes a casualty !

Such family hard-hit, cannot fight fatality,

People only gather showing flimsy favourability !

Posthumous performances render the family overburdened,

In addition to that of debt already left by the abandoned !

People’s formal sympathy cannot heal any such wound,

Humanity seems vanished when humans are so ruined !

Numerous families are undergoing such Divine Tyranny,

Meager and negligible is succour, if any !

These are grave grievances of public concern,

Government and Social Groups must direly discern !

Orphanage and shelter-homes need be ubiquitous,

Provided with needy amenities and apparatus !!

Helpful is always in the nation, any benevolent donator,

If called upon earnestly, he may come eagerly to monitor !

Grace of God is solicitous, if sought unanimously,

As even iron is flattened, if hammered continuously !

Poets are implored earnestly to play also their part,

Interning this poem of mine in the core of their heart !

Philanthropy should be observed, ever remembering it apart,

This should be the admitted dogma making it a chart !

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"GRACELESS GREED"
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Crazy are the people, to ever gain a glance of a filmy fame,

Gracelessly greedy hero-heroines, who play only lucrative games !

Sky-high are their acting-advertising rates,

Even then they assign rigidly their signing dates !


Directors ‘n’ Producers are obliged to accomplish,

As they are helpless and satiate their wish !

Nobody cares to realize its consequences,

People as well the youth seem having lost their senses !


Besides acting rates, advertising rates are too high,

These guys momentarily appear even to tell a lie !

A Superhero pleads, he has been using “NAVARATAN OIL” brand,

For the last 35 years, imposing blindly its demand !


How much true, is his such utterance, we all know very well,

Indecipherable are charges for only to so tell !

Though there are other celebrities easily available,

Who may be invited reverently, very less payable !


Virtually, advertising even then can stand intact,

Flimsy favour may be undone, to break the filmy pact !
National service of filmy folk is seemingly zero,

Money-monger is every heroine or hero !


Horn of plenty, they themselves only avail,

Unmindful of, if in the nation, heavy taxes prevail !

Any film after release, may inadvertently fail,

Actors’ rates paid even then nobody can curtail !


Sons and daughters of actors step in as successors,

For their fame, Producers face much pressures !

Totally, their family forwards earning with speed,

Unbreakable seems their very graceless greed !


They enjoy life in their splendid sky-scrapers,

Spectators keep watching films even in sultry vapours !

Ultimately, all this creates the national imbalance,

Contributory is our flimsy faith and impertinence !


Partly responsible is our introvert intelligentsia,

Remaining aloof even for such cornucopia !

It should come forward to impart such lessons,

As may do away with all non-sense at once !

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“FISCAL FIASCO”
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Income Tax, House Tax, Entertainment Tax,

Land Tax, Property Tax, Road Tax, Sales Tax,

Besides these Seven Taxes may be yet New Tax !

All these elements are to irk people and vex !


These are the imposed burden for all of us,

Salary and allowances earned thus face minus !

People flounder to create extra income,

Commission and corruption are its outcome !


Taxes, however, maintain the Exchequer,

Graceful Governance lavishly incur expenditure !

Parliamentary perks are exuberantly high,

Nobody comes forward to interrogate why ?


Exorbitant expenditure occurs in security,

Only on so-called dignitary and celebrity !

People in general remain always unsafe,

Facing robbery, theft and unscrupulous rape !


Heads of the Nation who are called Patriotic,

Enjoy royalty life-long even when walking with stick !

One way, the clamour is to uproot poverty,

All high quarters, enjoy wine-and-tea-party !


Nation seems helpless to maintain status quo,

Resultantly occurs always the fiscal fiasco !

Poor public cannot snub, whatever may go,

All of us sustain, shall remain sustaining so !


Eclipsed is thus remaining the name of shame,

Fame of Dignitaries fractures its frame !

Actors, leaders, traders are very few patriotic,

Graceless greed attracts them *hic et ubique !

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*hic et ubique = here and everywhere

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“5-HUMOROUS & LUSTY LIMERICKS”
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(1) As a climax of his acting art,

Salman Khan in a film emitted a fart !

To act as in natural living life,

As if blowing a musical bag-pipe,

He proved thus an actor very smart !

(2) A young man didn’t get any earning job,

So he was thinking either to steal or rob !

Instantly, then he hit upon a plan,

He labelled empty bottles with “Big-B’s Fart At Dawn”,

Sold like hot cakes, numerous bottles among large mob !

(3) A beautiful lady very much annoyed, feels,

When dirty are always found, her heels !

She never, hence, remains without socks,

Exposing all time, her hairy locks,

Always hesitating whenever she kneels !

(4) Ladies need more care for their hair,

To look more and more beautiful and fair !

The charm of their beauty is exalted with sweet voice,

That being in addition a preter-natural device !

As it adds to their beauty a very lovely flair !

(5) Beauty is always everybody’s charm,

It makes us all, excited and warm,

Unaware of, if there be any resultant harm,

Despite all well-knowledgeable alarm,

It works just as if greasing our palm !

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"LOVEY-DOVEY LIMERICKS-(5)”
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(1)Lascivious ladies and juvenile gents,

Without upper attire, without pants !

Feeling faithfully frank and free,

Are seen ashore or behind a tree,

Hidden are yet their inner intents !

(2)Exhilarating mutually each other,

Eagerly watching naked muscles, rather,

Ninety-nine percent being naked,

Awaiting anxiously as to who is wicked,

To hug unscrupulously altogether ?

(3)This is today’s factitious fashion,

Being adopted to induce impression !

Juvenile crime has become a usual course,

Until penetration through intercourse,

Females are victims of all this passion !

(4)Mainly responsible is the male gender,

To be actually the first offender !

Female partner falls victim under force,

For escape, there being no any course,

Innocently both commit such blonder !

(5)Females only have to face social discard,

Males yet remain with least retard !

Parents are responsible for all ignorance,

To grant freedom for all such nuisance,

They have to bow low with social disregard !

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"TRAUMATIC TEASING TRAVAILS"
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Indian females in our land are addressed as sisters-mothers,

Broken is this belief at the hands of crazy philanderers !

Feminine teenagers and even beauteous ladies others,

Mostly are helplessly seeming to be the daily sufferers !

Almost all complain of eve-teasing and molestation,

Whenever walking or travelling towards destination !

Either on foot or on cycle, bike or any available means,

Delinquent adults as well as youngsters wearing jeans,

Ever-thirsty are found they of wished womanizing,

Oldmen over fifty are, too, guilty, though surprising !

Travelling females hence have to try anywhere to slink,

Seeing ill-intentions of such people, who make eyes ever to blink !

Peculiar such spots are in buses, trains, temples, airports,

Mischievous men are found there to play such sinful sports !

Breast-touching, butt -pinching, molesting besides close-touching,

Are common mischiefs of womanizers with an ill-will of clutching !

Why we people and our police are ignoring all such travail,

Though all such philanderers are apt to be sent to Jail !

Ponderous is this traumatic tale and its narration,

Its eradication is a dire need in the fair name of Nation !

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“OUTSTANDING”
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My colleague was also an Accounts Officer !

He was an old promotee , Hindi-knowing hand,

A closely attached factotum to his Senior Boss,

To understand English, he was quite at loss !

In the end of year, his Boss prepared Confidential Report,

Giving remarks on his performance as “Outstanding !

While leaving office, his Boss saw him at a betel shop outside !

The officer felt fearful and tried to hide !

Next day the Boss came over to his seat,

And showed him the Annual Performance Report !

When the officer read the remarks “Outstanding” !

He was indisposed and felt feverish !

He went home and kept mum for a couple