Perry's Guide to Coolness, Perry [best motivational novels txt] 📗

Hey guys! Today I'm going to show you how to be cool online or in real life! ONLINE STEPS: So let's say you have a brother or a sister with a Club Penguin or Handipoints accuont and they are popular. Why don't you create an account? If you walk up to their friend and say "Hi" they will say "Ummm who are you?". Just say a friend of (person's name) or (person's name) brothersister. They might accept you. Add them. Just don't talk about poop or anything disgusting. That will make the cool person feel grossed out and not want to hang! You could also get a membership and buy stuff to look cool. Now for real life! Don't be annoying!! Don't make weird sounds and make people feel uncomfterble with you! Get good at sports! People like when you play football or basketball or any sport. I am in fourth grade and I'm the most popular boy. If you act shy and nervous, you won't get friends. Don't be nerdy or only liking homework and schoolwork and not anything else. Sing or hum some songs in class that everyone knows of like Dynamite. Someone should sing along with you! If someone says stop, just stop. The school I go to everyone LOVES music! You could also practice being cool when you come home. Lots of people like video games. Don't talk about them always. How would you feel if YOU said "Hi" to someone and they said something about a video game? Well, that's all the steps I'm giving you! If this isn't helpful, if you are a dude look up How To Be A Popular Boy In Grade 4. That is just an example. Or How To Be A Popular Girl In Grade 4. That should give you answers! Well bye!

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Publication Date: 10-31-2010

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Dedication:
I don't know everyone that I know is mainly cool like me