MY HATCH POCKET JOURNAL, BILLY COY [mobi reader TXT] 📗

how much.
17. Surprise her with presents, gifts, parties, dinners or anything that can make her feel that you still love her and


care about her happiness, for instance, call her in the afternoon at her work just for a short time hump.
18. Once in a while hump or romantically touch her deep when
she list expects it. Make it a surprise and quick (keep it short), for instance, in the park when nobody is watching, in the girls’ toilet, in the car, in your or her office, when all dressed and about to go out to work, in the movie cinema (here you can use touching), when she’s alone in the kitchen cooking and while she’s resting in the couch. Anywhere that she least expects it; make it a surprise, quick and sweet. Do it in a quick, smooth, loving way: seductively, with no warning.
19. Play like kids, for instance, pillow fight, hide and seek in the
house (of course with a kiss as the penalty), run after each other (good on the beach), compete (but most of the time let her win, though not always or else it will start to bore).
20. Go shopping with her or give her enough money to go shopping. Let her go shopping (provide her with the cash or both cash and company).
21. Act jealous sometimes when she’s with other guys, but don’t make it serious (don’t show it in front of people, show it to her when you’re just two, away from the crowd), just fake it or do it and after a little while act like you’ve already forgotten it, kiss her and play or make love.
22. Always try to stare at her for no reason at all (a long smiling
stare).
23. Always look smart and elegant in public, to keep her proud as a woman that she’s taking care of you well; what do they say anyway, “Behind every successful man there’s a wonderful lady.” So make her feel that special lady.
24. Try to avoid all the negativity in both your lives as much as
you can (be the man who brings her good news).


25. Always remember her birthday, your anniversary and all the special days that are there to be celebrated.

Romantic things women should do towards their men:

1. Cook for him his best meal or the most delicious meal you know of that he will like. (Don’t buy it, take the time and learn and cook or make it especially for him).
2. Take care of his laundry with no complain.
3. Kiss him when he least expects it and tell him that you love him and care for only him.
4. Always look into his eyes (sensually or romantically and tell him that you love him).
5. Act or fake being jealous when he’s with other girls (don’t do it in public, wait till when it’s just you two, and don’t make it long, keep it short and thereafter kiss and makeup and make love).
6. Drive him crazy with the way you look and wear (put on
fancy and seductive clothes, and make sure he notices and
never takes his eyes off you). Up-keep is vital for every
lady’s appearance.
7. Buy him a surprise present (underpants, a pen, punching gloves, stocks, handkerchief, car, television, a football etc). You can buy him anything that will put a smile on his face.
8. Surprise him by taking him out to dinner, movies or anything, and thereafter make crazy, romantic submissive love to him.
9. Always support and believe in him, in all his endeavors, actions, and when he’s being pushed against the ropes etc.
10. Always be there or try to be there for him in good and bad
times.
11. Even if you’re an independent woman (working and all
that), always show him that he’s the man and the only one


in your life. If what he suggests is not in your interest, object to it in a romantic, loving and sweet or canny way. Don’t ever show him that he’s weaker than you, for instance, don’t object to his suggestion by yelling or silently refusing to oblige, be romantic at it.
12. Let him spend time with his boys (friends) without you
showing complain or objection.
13. Try to understand what he loves or loves doing and love it too.
14. Call him at work or anywhere he might be and tell him that you love him so much or miss him.
15. When he calls or writes, don’t ever forget to return the favor or reply in the shortest time possible.
16. Always put him first before anything else, in other words, let him always be the first to know about whatever goes on in your life. In presence of other men, show him that he comes first: come or go to him, hold his hand or back him up in every way.
17. Treat him to a strip-dance surprise in your bedroom or
anywhere you feel secure and are just the two of you.
18. Slip a lovely note anywhere he can find it; expressing your love, care and contentment to him.
19. Always stare at him smilingly till he notices you (just stare at him long enough, whenever you get the chance). And when he asks why you’re staring at him, just tell him that he makes you happy and that you love him.
20. Remember his birthday.
21. Don’t ever insult his mother (whether dead or alive). If she’s (his mother) living, try as much as you can to get along with her or ask him to help you make your relationship with his mother work, if in case it is at crossroads.


22. Hug, kiss and embrace him when you have not seen him for sometime (whether long or short); show that you’re happy to see him.
23. Touch and caress him wherever you may be, in public or not (not with the intention of making love, but just for love’s sake).
24. Don’t blame or nag him, just talk to him. If he doesn’t want to talk at the time, wait till he has come down, embrace, kiss and caress him as you comfort him and talk over your problem.
25. Act turned on in his presence, for instance pass by him and touch him with your “booty/bums,” boobs, caressing fingers or walk like a model past him and wiggle what your mama gave you, as he’s watching mesmerizingly or in amusement.
26. When going to make love, even before foreplay, don’t make it easy for him to have it. Make him toil and sweat for it, for instance, slightly keep pushing him away, running or moving away, but keeping contact, basically make him so crazy for it before he gets it.

That and more that you can create on your own in case the outlined has not been satisfactory enough for you, are some of the ways romance can be applied to make love and love making a lasting bomb or blast. So get romantic, quit being tough or a bore!!!


MY SMILES YOUR LAUGHTER Life’s virginity


Life is so beautiful but sometimes it can be a really miserable story; I had always been a nice guy who pleased everybody but the day I decided to become a tough guy, the next day I lost my virginity and then I was running after every female that had fine hips and a beautiful behind, so good for a tough guy anyway, and not forgetting a cute face that could light up a candle to make my night worthwhile.

Life is so complicated that when I remember the day I lost my virginity, I cry more than the pain I felt that night. The sad part about it is that, I never got to see the girl whom I had sex with, plus, I was told she was a grandmother of sixty two.

If I had the guts back then like you might be having right now, I would laugh at myself, but doing that, I would be a weird fool. Imagine laughing at your wife as she sweats profusely pushing hard like it were constipation, forgetting that she’s giving birth to your first born. It wouldn’t be fair at all; it was you who caused it all; if it wasn’t for your good diving sperm, she wouldn’t be screaming while pushing that hard.

I look around and pity all the girls who have lost their virginity, because boy, they become a marvelous suspect to all men who wear many different sizes behind their trouser flies.

It also really pains me to see obesity running lives of totally innocent people who only chose to eat more than others; I once thought to myself that they say “perseverance wins,” and trust me, I was going to persist on putting out a cry to the UN to form


an international law in the crime section, banning all fat people from walking during rush hours and that if caught breaking the law, they be fined by losing half their weight in a month, and if not done, the penalty be to put on weight twice their already suffocating size. It all still remains such a pity.

It’s amazing, but less cry for the obese, for their lives are held back by their weight, but I also think one good thing about it is that such people get to be virgins again, most especially females. How? If you’re a guy and have ever been with a really heavy chic, you can testify that getting to her land of milk and honey wasn’t a joke, and any old person wouldn’t smile or laugh at it, it’s really a pity. It’s just virginity restored, though in a queer way anyway; glory unto all overweight women, your days are numbered, but gladly you get to be virgins again, in one way but not the other of course. If I don’t make sense by the time you read this far, it’s because I’m depressed and just putting all the blame on the wrong type of people.

I’ve not really come to believe that life is meaningless, I mean, how could a thirty year old