Epic Rap Battles of History, vampire.dreams [books that read to you TXT] 📗

Abe Licon: For Scropses and 65 in the past i won the civil war with my beard now im here whup ass iv read up u cure cancer with tears well tell me check home come u never sat down and cried on ur carrier? u are and has been on tv selling total gym and ur going to loose this like u lost Return of the dragon. ill rip ur chest out put in my mouth all squash like i squash the south. i never told a lie and i wont start now ur a horse with a limp ill put u down.

Chuck: This isnt gettysburg i suggest retreating for i invented rap music when my heart started beating. Chuck norris doesnt battle he just always you to loose. My raps will blow ur mind like the verbal John Wikes Booth. Iv got my face on a side of a mountain you voted john McCian. Iv got a bucket full of my heads and im about to make it rian * he had a bucket full of pennies and dump then on chuck, thats y he said that* you block bullets with ur beard? i catch 'em with skull Walker texas rander but iv never even heard of that show!

Chuck: IM AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS! IV SPREAD MORE BLOOD AND GORE THAN FORTY SCORES OF UR PUNNY CIVIL WARS, BITCH! I SPLIT THE UNION WITH A ROUND HOSE KICK! I WEAR A BLACK BELT ON THE BEARD I GROW ON MY DICK! I ATTSCK SHARKES WHEN I SMELL THEM BLEED I DONT GO SWIM WATER JUST WANTS TO BE AROUND ME! MY FIST MAKE THE SPEAD OF LIGHT WISH THAT IT WEAR FASTER! YOU MAY OF FEAD THE SLAVES MY CHUCK IS EVERY ONES MASTER!


WHO WON!
WHOS NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!

Special thx to Nice Peter!

Publication Date: 05-24-2012

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